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Phone Tap: Costume Rival · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. It's Halloween week
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  Speaker 1: on the show, and we're celebrating that by doing a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of our regular segments with a spooky Halloween theme,
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  Speaker 1: like today's phone Tap, where we call a woman who's
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  Speaker 1: the reigning champ of her company's annual costume contest and
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  Speaker 1: she's won four years in a row. Wow, but now
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  Speaker 1: she's about to get some competition. All right, Brook is
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  Speaker 1: posing as the cocky new employee at her company who's
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  Speaker 1: said on taking her down not far stretch from who
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  Speaker 1: I am. Really Yeah, so let the Halloween snarkfest begin
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now. As on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Hello this Asa, Hey Melissa. This is Pauline and Accounting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm new here. I don't think we've met before. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so high. It's really nice to meet
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  Speaker 1: you or phone meet you. Yeah, well same. So I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to say The reason I'm calling is because
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  Speaker 1: I heard the company is doing some sort of like
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  Speaker 1: Halloween party this Friday with a pot luck and costumes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We do that every year. It's really fun. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was talking with some people and they said, you
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  Speaker 1: won last year. Yeah, I was Marty McFly on a hoverboard.
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  Speaker 1: So I took the grand prize. Oh yeah, I saw
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  Speaker 1: a picture I was I wasn't impressed. Oh thank you, No,
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  Speaker 1: I said, I was not impressed. Oh what do you mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the rig was bad, and I mean the best wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even the right color, and the hoverboard looked like it
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  Speaker 1: was made out of cardboard. Well it was, but I
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  Speaker 1: put five layers of paint on it. Yeah. To me,
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  Speaker 1: your Martin McFly looked more like a roughed up Melissa McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really sorry. Did I miss something because
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  Speaker 1: I thought we just met. Do we have some kind
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  Speaker 1: of a problem. Well, that depends the last two companies
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  Speaker 1: I worked for. I won first prize costume every year. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you really seem to think you're a big deal. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: just clever. Last year I went as Identity Theft, taped
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of different names all over my body. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess good for you. Good is an understatement. It
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  Speaker 1: was great for me and my trophy case. And back
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  Speaker 1: when I was pregnant, I paid in my belly to
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  Speaker 1: look like the Star Wars Death Star, huge hit. Never
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  Speaker 1: even seen the movie. Okay. Then the next year I
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  Speaker 1: dressed up like I was in the nineteen fifties, put
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  Speaker 1: a bullet hole in my shirt, and dressed up my
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  Speaker 1: baby in a Batman costume and then like let them
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  Speaker 1: crawl all over me, blood everywhere. You remember when the
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  Speaker 1: Joker shot Batman's parents and Batman witnessed it. What is
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you? That is really messed up? Oh luk,
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  Speaker 1: who's talking, missus? Marty mcfailure. Yeah, trust me, it was
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  Speaker 1: a huge hit. So you just called me to rub
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  Speaker 1: in my face that you're gonna beat me at the
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  Speaker 1: office Halloween party. No, honey, I called to warn you. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's probably a good idea if actually you
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  Speaker 1: just drop out completely, you know, save yourself from the embarrassment. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that is not going to happen. Like Halloween is my thing.
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  Speaker 1: I am not going to give it up for miss
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  Speaker 1: I'm new to accounting. You know. The good news about
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  Speaker 1: my department in yours. We have the same office fridge.
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  Speaker 1: So I'd be a little careful with your lunch today.
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  Speaker 1: What wouldn't want you to get sick eating that salad?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that would be terrible right before the big contest?
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  Speaker 1: Who whoa woa? So you are threatening to poison me
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  Speaker 1: over a workplace costume contest? Is that what just happened?
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  Speaker 1: I just said, be careful. I care about my new coworkers.
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  Speaker 1: You don't call someone up out of the blue and stay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh would you rather me just say enjoy second place?
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  Speaker 1: Would that have been better? Oh? Yeah? Oh? Why commented?
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  Speaker 1: Bring your bet convenion on now, like I'm gonna paint
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  Speaker 1: my big bellies just storm win or have my baby
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  Speaker 1: roll around in blood. It's such a winning idea. She's
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  Speaker 1: one with you. You are sick. This is exactly how
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  Speaker 1: your friend Tanka said you'd react if I kept pushing you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even try to bring my friend Tanker into this.
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  Speaker 1: This is between you and me. Okay, okay, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: saying I don't work with you. This is Brooke from
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  Speaker 1: what your show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: just doing a phone tap on you. I can't believe.
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  Speaker 1: I believe this, Like I just went off on you
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  Speaker 1: like that. Oh sorry, you are competitive. I mean I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was real. I thought you were coming at you.
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  Speaker 1: You're so convincing. You're totally gonna steal one of my
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  Speaker 1: costume ideas, aren't you. The Bond the Batman one's pretty
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  Speaker 1: good with the dead parrot and the baby and the blood.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's so twisted, but I probably would vote
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  Speaker 1: for that. It's so messed up, but it's so sick.
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  Speaker 1: That's so on it. At the same time, the wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with so tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning