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Phone Tap: Trudy De Nudie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Buying a home is a stressful, complicated process.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard that it was fun and easy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't actually know, because I've never bought one. But
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  Speaker 1: I did hear Brooke once yelling that her future vacation
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  Speaker 1: villain believes didn't have temperature controlled wine cellars in it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean for your twenty seventh home, bro
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  Speaker 2: That is, you want my cab to sit at sixty
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  Speaker 2: five degrees in instead of fifty nine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds difficult, for sure, but not as difficult as
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  Speaker 1: what one of our listeners is about to go through
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  Speaker 1: because she just moved to a new area, doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: the market, and the only person that she is familiar
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  Speaker 1: with is her husband. He's no help, though, because he
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  Speaker 1: just set her up for a prank phone call with
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  Speaker 1: a real estate agent who has a very unique sales style.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna find out what it is in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tab right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another mons On the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Julia, Hi.
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  Speaker 2: This is Trudy Danudy from Reality.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Hi, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Just great? Thank you for asking and I just
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  Speaker 2: calling to say welcome to town. First and foremost, thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and thank you a big thank you for choosing
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  Speaker 2: our brokerage. You know, the big boss assigned me to you.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't mind me asking, how did you
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  Speaker 2: hear about us?
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  Speaker 3: We were wandering the neighborhood and we saw your sign
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  Speaker 3: and decided to give you a.
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  Speaker 2: Call before I get to all the exciting houses for
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  Speaker 2: sale that fit your budget.
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  Speaker 3: That's the exciting part of Yes, wait, yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: I do need to tell you that when we go
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  Speaker 2: into these neighborhoods there will be people staring.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They'll be looking.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say staring?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. One thing I do need to disclose to you
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  Speaker 2: as your realtor is I'm a nudist.
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  Speaker 3: Oh like you don't wear quotes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I live nude, breathe, nude, work, nude, even
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  Speaker 2: play beach Holliball minus the bikini.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't really do that, do you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? It frees the mind, you know, and because of that,
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  Speaker 2: I believe I'm one of the top realtors in the area. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: everyone in town has seen Trudy's booty.
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  Speaker 3: So let me get this. You actually show clients' houses
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  Speaker 3: nude in the nude like you're naked the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it. Yeah, that's why I'm called Trudy
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  Speaker 2: the Nudy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were saying Trudy Danudy like it
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  Speaker 3: was a good Italian name, like Danudy, Like you literally
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  Speaker 3: mean the nudy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I also legally changed it because it's just so catchy.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone remembers it. So let's schedule some time to meet
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  Speaker 2: and just find your dream home.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm going to need to talk to my
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  Speaker 3: husband first about this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I hear in your voice you're a little hesitant
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  Speaker 2: because your hobby might get turned on.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, no, that's that's not it. That's not it
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  Speaker 3: at all.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, you don't need to explain. I've been there before,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna let you know I rarely hook up
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  Speaker 2: with my clients, Oh, especially the married ones.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so in my case that's never.
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  Speaker 2: Well, do each their own. I'm just wondering. You haven't
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  Speaker 2: seen any negative reviews about me online? Have you?
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  Speaker 3: No, I've not even seen any of that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you do read anything, I'll just have you
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  Speaker 2: know that because of that, I have switched from cloth
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  Speaker 2: seats to leather in the car, much less stains going on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I use a pledge wipe to keep it clean.
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  Speaker 3: I actually think that's kind of gross, and that's not
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  Speaker 3: the issue that I'm talking about here.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, listen, if you're worried if we look at two
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  Speaker 2: story houses when we go up the stairs, I'll always
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  Speaker 2: let you lead the way. I promise what Trudy's booty
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  Speaker 2: is not going to get in the way of finding
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  Speaker 2: your forever home. Oh, I can promise you that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm literally speechless. I don't know what to say to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you have a lot of questions bouncing around
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  Speaker 2: in your head, and I will just tell you. One
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  Speaker 2: of the most common ones I get is where do
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  Speaker 2: I put my keys? Right? Please know I carry a
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  Speaker 2: fanny pack. Don't be silly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah again, I'm just gonna have to hold off and
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  Speaker 3: talk to my husband. I'm feeling uncomfortable here.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I understand some people aren't comfortable with their bodies. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I totally get it. I used to be that way.
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  Speaker 3: I got to talk to my husband of having a
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  Speaker 3: nude real tur Like, that's not a thing I've heard of.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm a little confused by that, Juliet, Because your
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  Speaker 2: husband Todd specifically requested me Trudy the Nudy. So I
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  Speaker 2: just am not really sure why you're pushing back so
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  Speaker 2: much on this experience.
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  Speaker 3: He would not have booked us a nude houses in
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  Speaker 3: the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right, you know he did book a
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  Speaker 2: prank phone call though. My name is aentually Broke from
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  Speaker 2: the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phonetup on you. Oh my god, no way, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not Trudy the Nudy. I know you wanted me
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  Speaker 2: to be.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I really hut on the second floor up those stairs
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  Speaker 2: you were a little bit excited about.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, know the visual
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