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Phone Tap: Akuna Moncada Trophies · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. We had the opportunity,
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  Speaker 1: for the first time ever in show history, to do
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on a person who works at a
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  Speaker 1: trophy store. Wow, that's cool, that's different. Jose wants a trophy.
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  Speaker 1: According to his girlfriend. He says that his job is
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  Speaker 1: pretty mundane, pretty routine, but he likes it that way. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's simple, no big surprises day to day. And that's
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  Speaker 1: why I have a feeling he is not going to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy today's call because, yes, Brooke needs to get some
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  Speaker 1: trophies and she has a few very specific requests to
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  Speaker 1: go along with it that are almost guaranteed distress him out.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear it your phone tap right now, Mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty. Hi, just set that video trophies and engraving.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi, I need to put
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  Speaker 1: an order in for some trophies. Okay, I'm just second here.
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  Speaker 1: Let me pull out a form for you. Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: all right, And what's your name? Well, this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: sound funny, but it's actually Jane Doe. D Oe, Jane Doe, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like the missing Person. Yep, I get that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I guess my parents heard it on the news once
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  Speaker 1: and thought it sounded pretty. But that's my name. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I've actually met Jane Doe before. It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool. So, um, what kind of trophies is were
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  Speaker 1: you interested in? Yeah? I coach at boys and girls
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  Speaker 1: under ten little league team and they just won it all.
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  Speaker 1: So oh wow, congrats. Okay, yeah, thanks, just gonna need
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  Speaker 1: twelve trophies, you know, with little baseball player dudes, and
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  Speaker 1: then they're names on the trophies. Okay, so yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: dozen trophies with baseball style, and you want to put
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  Speaker 1: the names on. Yeah, first kid, okay, Pickles dill Hoffer.
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  Speaker 1: That's two f's in the hoff Did you say first
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  Speaker 1: name Pickles? Yep. You know, if you can't fit it,
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  Speaker 1: you can just put Picky d I think I can
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  Speaker 1: fit it. Um is dill Hoffer one or two hours?
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  Speaker 1: Actually three? Three? Got that? Okay? Okay. Our third baseman,
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  Speaker 1: his name is Cannonball titcom What is that a nickname? Nope, nope,
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  Speaker 1: just parents these days, you know, trying to name their
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  Speaker 1: kids upping to be unique. Okay, I can hear a
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  Speaker 1: lot of Jane does. I'll tell you that Cannonball one word,
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  Speaker 1: first name, and he's best friends with our short stop
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  Speaker 1: Tip Twinkletoes Trasky. What can you say that again, Tip
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  Speaker 1: Twinkletoes Trasky. I don't know if we're gonna be able
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  Speaker 1: to sit that on a trophy. You're having a hard time.
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  Speaker 1: I had to fit the whole thing on the back
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  Speaker 1: of his jersey. You couldn't even see his number. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's really unique. I definitely not heard of that one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: center fielder is ed Head. Did you just say ed
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  Speaker 1: twice at ed howould be ridiculous? No? Ed head, ed head?
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  Speaker 1: Edad edhead yep ed head. And these kids are all
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  Speaker 1: on your team. I've already explained that. So our next
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  Speaker 1: one is a relief pitcher, Revenly bowregardn Bret Braviny br
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  Speaker 1: br there you just spell it just like it sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Can we just put bres like brev? I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: can't have that. The parents will be all over me,
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  Speaker 1: and man, I'm running out of time here. Can we
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  Speaker 1: just get our next kid that down? Hold On, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still in the other name, like the previous name. It's okay,
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  Speaker 1: we can come back to it. I just got to
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  Speaker 1: get this next kid down. It's our starting pitcher. Acuna Mancata.
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  Speaker 1: Wait like the Lion King song. Not really, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's Hokuna Matata. Okay, it's a Kuna Mancata. He's actually
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  Speaker 1: a skinny, white Jewish kid. Man, these names are so
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  Speaker 1: much more complicated than a typical request. Really probably gonna
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  Speaker 1: be yeah, yeah, I mean, don't you deal with youth
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  Speaker 1: all the time? I mean yeah, like Johnny Smith and
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  Speaker 1: and God, that'd be nice to have one of those
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  Speaker 1: kids on my team. But I really just got to
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  Speaker 1: finish this up with you. Okay, we have an online
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  Speaker 1: submission formula. They don't have time for that. I just
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  Speaker 1: need to tell you about Persimmons, Air Bud Alonso, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: and then Trevin Daddy Magic McClusky. There's no kid named
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  Speaker 1: Daddy Magic on your team. Come on. He's good friends
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  Speaker 1: with Pierre Pants pr pr Pants Pierre. You know it's
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  Speaker 1: French French Pierre pants. Okay, you know what I I
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  Speaker 1: can't do it. Look, I'm just telling you that I
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  Speaker 1: only have one kid left. Our Catcher marijuana pepsi Jackson
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  Speaker 1: marijuana jack Well, you know what those parents were smoking
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  Speaker 1: the night they conceived him? Where do you we're who
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  Speaker 1: are these people? I don't understand who would name their
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  Speaker 1: kids that. I mean, somebody might name their kid that
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  Speaker 1: if they wanted to prank. Call you like I'm doing what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not actually a little League coach. I'm a radio
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  Speaker 1: host from the show brook At Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. No, I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Maya Buncheeks set you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: My girlfriend's name is Maya, but I didn't know, so
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  Speaker 1: I just said, oh my god, just assumed I see
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  Speaker 1: you Like, I am bout to just quit my job
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  Speaker 1: right now because it's the hardest order I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: What you'd quit over? Pickles dill Hoffer, Come on three LS.
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  Speaker 1: It was at the three LS that threw you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was it. The three L. Weeke up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with fook tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,