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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #1 Good News Retirement Trio · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: At lasts We've done it. Whereas the number one phone
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  Speaker 2: tap of the year in our top ten phone tabs
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  Speaker 2: of Christmas, h.
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  Speaker 1: Rah, why don't we walk a red carpet this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, this is the award of the year, and your
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  Speaker 2: number one phone tap of this year features our own
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  Speaker 2: Brook Fox.
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  Speaker 3: Ye yes, and Jose Yes and.
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  Speaker 2: Me, all of us together when we call a guy
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  Speaker 2: who is retiring from his job to give him a
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  Speaker 2: very special thank you for his years of service and
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  Speaker 2: dedication to this company. Just one problem, he doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: that he's retiring yet that we deliver the news in
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  Speaker 2: the most awkward way possible. It's your number one phone
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  Speaker 2: tap of the year right.
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  Speaker 3: Now is Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: Number one?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Is this Douglas?
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  Speaker 1: Hey? Yeah, it was calling.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Douglas.
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  Speaker 1: Hello dude, do I know you?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and good day to you, Douglas.
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  Speaker 3: We are the good news trio.
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  Speaker 2: Trio on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I've never gotten one of these before.
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  Speaker 2: He Well, today is your lucky day.
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready? Doug?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Be sure?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 3: Gang?
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  Speaker 2: That's right? Happy retirement, happy.
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  Speaker 3: More work?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, but I'm not retiring.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, we know, no more work, No more work
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  Speaker 3: feels good to say.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're retiring Douglas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, No, no, no, I I just got a
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  Speaker 1: new trailer. I know I'm not retiring.
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  Speaker 4: Hold On, is this is this the right?
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  Speaker 3: Huy?
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  Speaker 4: I thought?
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  Speaker 2: Did we screw up?
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  Speaker 3: Did we screw screw up?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry about the singing, By the way, it's kind of
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  Speaker 2: a habit. We just we just do it. We work together.
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  Speaker 4: Not enough if you ask me, though you Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: you guys did mess up.
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  Speaker 1: You got the wrong person.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, let me check the paperwork.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a Douglas from insurance. Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: That's me, But I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you guys have the wrong guy. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not retiring. Oh maybe he doesn't know?
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  Speaker 3: Does he not know yet?
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  Speaker 2: I told you his management was very specific. We shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: call him before Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think that's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I can hear you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still on the line, Doug, pretending you didn't hear
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  Speaker 2: that you're ma.
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  Speaker 1: But I did hear that. You're saying management had you
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  Speaker 1: do this, Douglas. I think you need to focus on
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  Speaker 1: the important things right now. Yeah, I am focused on
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  Speaker 1: the important things. You're saying, I'm being forced out.
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  Speaker 3: No, why life is but a dream?
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  Speaker 1: It's want to make it a yeah, and discount movie tickets.
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  Speaker 2: Stop freaking singing. You sound like dying cats. That's our
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  Speaker 2: job now, too excited for retire Probably you.
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  Speaker 3: Know retirees love hard candies.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, I don't, and I'm not retiring attitude.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, lollipop LOLLIPOPOII.
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  Speaker 1: Please can you just talk to me.
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  Speaker 2: We are talking to you, Doug. Yeah, we're talking telling
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  Speaker 2: you get to enjoy hard candies instead of clocking in.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be clocking Werthers till you die.
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  Speaker 1: You are an idiot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell you I'm not leaving this company,
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  Speaker 3: and as far as I know, I'm not leaving. God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we should just tell them, you think.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what don't you? I think you've done enough
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  Speaker 1: it's a brank all, it's.
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  Speaker 2: A brank call.
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  Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean.
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  Speaker 3: You're not retiring.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's forcing you to do anything, Douglas, because Jeffrey for
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  Speaker 2: broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Man, can you hear the relief Your co workers Tanisha
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  Speaker 4: and Lane set you up because they said, you've been
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  Speaker 4: working at the company for almost twenty years now. They thought,
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  Speaker 4: I need to say that you're going into early retirement.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, force him out.
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  Speaker 3: That was nice.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey, I like, you, do you want to retire now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, but I got a written their next first. You
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  Speaker 2: can hire us for that too, Yeah, joke A man
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning