GUYS LOVE PIXELS

Worthless Clowns · Aug 27, 2026 · 41m

It’s Ali’s one year anniversary of getting hit by a car! And she’s ready to get hit again! Brittany finally realizes what water and addresses are for. A listener too desperate to prove she can pee ends up looking very suspicious at her drug test. Memories of men loving pixels, embroidery addiction, and Ray Mysterio.

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