Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or Calm Brook. You recently planned a
- 0:17Speaker 1: surprise birthday party for your husband. Oh my god, it
- 0:20Speaker 1: was so amazing, really good party. What was the hardest
- 0:24Speaker 1: part though, keeping it a secret or having Jose keep
- 0:28Speaker 1: it a secret. I was there because once they find out,
- 0:32Speaker 1: at that point it's over. Yeah, it takes a steamer.
- 0:35Speaker 1: You put a lot of trust into people that you well. Unfortunately,
- 0:41Speaker 1: for one lady, that just happened because she's been planning
- 0:44Speaker 1: this big birthday surprise for one of her close friends
- 0:47Speaker 1: and somebody let it slip. So at that point, what's
- 0:53Speaker 1: the birthday girl to do? Well, she contacted us and said,
- 0:57Speaker 1: mess with her. Oh that's funny. Birthday girl was in
- 1:02Speaker 1: on this. And that's what I do today when I
- 1:04Speaker 1: call or completely out of breath because I've spent the
- 1:07Speaker 1: last two hours unsuccessfully trying to blow up the party
- 1:10Speaker 1: balloons at the event. You're going to hear it in
- 1:13Speaker 1: your phone time right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
- 1:23Speaker 1: is this Charlotte? Yeah? Who's this? I'm I'm a Mark.
- 1:31Speaker 1: You're you're Amanda's friend? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Okay? What's going on? Mark? Oh?
- 1:40Speaker 1: We you know what we've been emailing with each other? Right? Yeah?
- 1:46Speaker 1: You're supposed to be like about ready, like the house
- 1:49Speaker 1: should be ready. You sound like you're out of breath
- 1:51Speaker 1: for Amanda's party. Right. Hello, I'm trying to do the
- 2:02Speaker 1: decorations and it's not going good. Oh okay, damn it?
- 2:09Speaker 1: Why because in your your email said get a hundred
- 2:16Speaker 1: green balloons? Right, I haven't been able to blow up one?
- 2:22Speaker 1: Oh my god? Mark, where are yous? Have you done? Anything? Else?
- 2:29Speaker 1: Is the house? This is my job. I'm doing the
- 2:33Speaker 1: balloon decorations. Are you joking right now? I guess this
- 2:37Speaker 1: is an actual serious thing you're going through right now?
- 2:39Speaker 1: Like you tell me you're kidding. Do you think I
- 2:41Speaker 1: wanted to be calling you about this? It's embarrassing. I
- 2:45Speaker 1: thought you knew what you were doing. We talked about
- 2:47Speaker 1: all of this in the email. You were five, You
- 2:51Speaker 1: get all of this done? Have you not be honest
- 2:53Speaker 1: with you? I don't. I don't have a lot of
- 2:54Speaker 1: experience with balloons. What the hell does that even mean?
- 2:59Speaker 1: As a kid, I wasn't allowed to have balloons at
- 3:01Speaker 1: my birthday parties because my cat buster was allergic to latex.
- 3:06Speaker 1: So my parents said, no, are you kidding me? That's
- 3:11Speaker 1: what's going to stop this party is that I have
- 3:13Speaker 1: a man who can't blow up a balloon. That's the meaning.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Now my confidence is low. Well, you know what, even
- 3:21Speaker 1: when you had high confidence, this wasn't working. So I
- 3:25Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Say something nice, say
- 3:28Speaker 1: something encouraging to me. I'm not here to inspire you. Mark.
- 3:31Speaker 1: There's a task list of like fifteen things. The balloons
- 3:36Speaker 1: were the first thing, and if you haven't done anything else,
- 3:38Speaker 1: this party is to be ruined. I can do it
- 3:41Speaker 1: all the way like they look really good, but then
- 3:43Speaker 1: I take my mouth away and then I like it shrinks. Okay,
- 3:47Speaker 1: So is it the blowing them up that's the problem,
- 3:50Speaker 1: or is it like tying them in time? Like? Tie?
- 3:54Speaker 1: Will I have to tie these? Who do you think, Mark?
- 3:57Speaker 1: How do you think they hold the air clothes? I
- 4:00Speaker 1: thought they closed themselves. No, it popped on me. Oh
- 4:06Speaker 1: my god, this is my disappointing you. I literally don't
- 4:12Speaker 1: know you. I just assume that of your emails that
- 4:16Speaker 1: you would know how to do this. Don't assume that
- 4:19Speaker 1: I'm a loser. Mark. I need you to pull it together. Mark, Mark,
- 4:27Speaker 1: so the Latex I allergic to get your together because
- 4:32Speaker 1: this party is happening whether you want it to or not.
- 4:34Speaker 1: And for the love of God, stop blowing up the
- 4:37Speaker 1: loose and the next cast. I can't I got it.
- 4:41Speaker 1: I can't let amand to down. It's her birthday. Okay, Mark, Fine,
- 4:45Speaker 1: we have ruined one of my best friends birthdays. Is
- 4:48Speaker 1: that how you want this to end? No? I wanted
- 4:52Speaker 1: to end by telling you that this is a prank call.
- 4:56Speaker 1: But oh, Manda knows, she knows about the party, and
- 5:03Speaker 1: she wanted to set you on. No, she's not here.
- 5:06Speaker 1: She she wanted you to know that this is a
- 5:08Speaker 1: prank phone call on the radio. And then my name's
- 5:11Speaker 1: Jeff what And yeah, you're on the radio right now, Charlotte.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding. My name is
- 5:20Speaker 1: Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Your friend Amanda set you up for a phone town.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna kill her. Yeah, I'm gonna kill her.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. She she found out somehow about the
- 5:34Speaker 1: surprise party, and she didn't want to like spoil it
- 5:37Speaker 1: for you, but she thought maybe it'd be funny to
- 5:39Speaker 1: mess with you. I lost another one, do you think?
- 5:45Speaker 1: Do you think it's okay if I just hang a
- 5:47Speaker 1: bunch of deflated balloons? You know what? You can go
- 5:51Speaker 1: for it up every morning the twenty Brooke and Jeffrey
- 6:01Speaker 1: in the morning