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Phone Tap: Mister Sisters · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, time for your
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  Speaker 1: prank call and Brooke back me up here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What is it about married women that makes them so
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  Speaker 1: protective over their husband's right?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like the married part.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, right, I know. Like the woman we
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  Speaker 1: call today, her husband recently got a new job and
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  Speaker 1: has been telling her that he's getting a lot of
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  Speaker 1: attention from his female co workers. I mean not really,
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  Speaker 1: that's not true. But he's just setting her up for
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  Speaker 1: this prank, so Psycho Brook can reach out and share
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  Speaker 1: her feelings and maybe share her husband.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm in
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  Speaker 2: love with your husband. You're Claire right?
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  Speaker 3: Who am I talking to? Who are you?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? My name's Brian and your husband, David just started
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  Speaker 2: working with us here at Yeah. He's the best, He's
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  Speaker 2: the best.
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  Speaker 3: I'm okay. I'm very confused. So you work with my husband.
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  Speaker 2: And I just can't stop thinking about him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand because he just started working there and
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  Speaker 3: you're saying that you're in love with my husband, are
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  Speaker 3: you not? I am because I'm his wife.
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  Speaker 2: I just like being around him. He's so funny and personable. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and he smells gol.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay. This isn't appropriate and I need
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  Speaker 3: to know what is the reason for this call? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: And how did you get my number?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, don't worry about that. I just wanted to call
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  Speaker 2: and say you are a lucky gal. You got yourself.
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  Speaker 3: This is extremely inappropriate. Do you understand what I'm saying.
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: It's extremely inappropriate and you need to stop talking. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand. Are you insane? Are you trying to
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  Speaker 3: like kiss me up here?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on with you?
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  Speaker 2: I just gave you a compliment, and I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Not a compliment that you're telling me that you're falling
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  Speaker 3: in love with my husband.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not falling through. I'm just already there.
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  Speaker 3: You're already there.
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  Speaker 2: I should go. I should go. I'm gonna go. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: You don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Please please don't text your husband about me and ask
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  Speaker 4: him questions.
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  Speaker 2: It's invasive.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you don't understand this is happening. I'm talking to
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  Speaker 3: my husband. You're completely inappropriate. You should not be even
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  Speaker 3: talking about my husband.
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  Speaker 4: But he just came up to me and asked if
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  Speaker 4: I called you, and that kind of breaks girl code.
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  Speaker 3: Girl code between us. I don't know you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm Brandy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're Brandy, which is a crazy person that works
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  Speaker 3: with my husband.
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  Speaker 2: As Beyonce says, I'm crazy in love.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't you quote Beyonce with me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let that slide because you sound crampy. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: let's just remember we're mister sisters. Don't let it happen again.
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  Speaker 3: I am so dumb listening to that.
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  Speaker 2: Pinky swear me, pinky swear me, it won't happen again.
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  Speaker 3: Get your pinkies away from me and from my husband.
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  Speaker 3: Don't ever call me again.
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  Speaker 2: Stop calling me.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm calling because I want us to start over. No,
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  Speaker 4: are you free for dinner this weekend?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going insane listening to you.
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  Speaker 4: Will Your husband and I talked about it, and he
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  Speaker 4: thought it'd be a gesture of goodwill to have you
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  Speaker 4: over to our place.
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  Speaker 3: And his place. He lives with me. I am his wife, but.
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  Speaker 2: He who lives in my mind.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're a cycle and I'm gonna call the company.
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  Speaker 2: You might be right about that last part. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: not the only psycho involved.
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  Speaker 3: Are you out of your mind?
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  Speaker 2: I have his secret. You see, David's a crazy one
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  Speaker 2: who set you up for this prank phone call? What
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  Speaker 2: my name's actually broke? For the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
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  Speaker 2: He said that he started a new job, and you've
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  Speaker 2: been asking about his coworkers, and so far he hasn't
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  Speaker 2: had a lot of fun news.
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  Speaker 4: To report, so little office gossip for you.
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  Speaker 2: I hate him right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you can't hate the man that we
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  Speaker 4: both love.
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  Speaker 2: So are you coming over for dinner tonight? We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: see that now.
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  Speaker 3: I really want to Brook in Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties