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Phone Tap: Play Date Snack Attack · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Brook. Do you playdates for your kids with other families? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for sure. And do you secretly judge them once you
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  Speaker 1: leave their house because their floors aren't as nice and
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  Speaker 1: clean as yours are? No, jeff One, my floors are dirty.
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  Speaker 1: And two, I dropped the kids and leave. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't say yeah, because that house is too gross for
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  Speaker 1: you to ever step foot inside. We know you could
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  Speaker 1: say what you want for radio, but we know what
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking. Then you throw the kids into the house
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  Speaker 1: and run. And one of our listeners wanted to prank
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  Speaker 1: their neighbor down the street because their kids recently started
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  Speaker 1: playing together. It is cute, but it has caused an
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  Speaker 1: unusual problem. She isn't aware of it until we call
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  Speaker 1: her in your phone tap right now working Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 1: taps on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this Tory?
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  Speaker 2: Is she? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: This is Greg Stare. I'm Carrie's husband from down the street.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hi, Greg, how are you Hi?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing okay. I know we haven't met before, but
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  Speaker 1: our son Kyle has been over to your house you
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  Speaker 1: times recently for playdates.
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  Speaker 2: He has he has We adore Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for saying that, But look, we've we've
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  Speaker 1: actually been having some problems at home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to, you know, blame you or your family
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  Speaker 1: and your lifestyle, but if I had to put my
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  Speaker 1: finger on it, it is pretty much your fault.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: What's what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you've been feeding Kyle whenever he comes over?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely. Well, see, is there an allergy
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  Speaker 2: that I wasn't aware of? I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: No allergy. It's just the other day when Kyle was
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  Speaker 1: over there, he came back home talking about the snacks
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  Speaker 1: that you gave him, something about like yogurt covered raisins.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that I'm I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that
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  Speaker 2: there was an issue with yogurt covered raisins.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, he loves them. Okay, so he never had
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  Speaker 1: him before.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see a problem with that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's because he when he came home, he basically said, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: why do you and mom feed me pig slop compared
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  Speaker 1: to the mckinseys.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: You did you laugh at that? No, because that was
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  Speaker 1: my kid disrespecting me and his mom right to our faces.
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  Speaker 2: I think that there's just a misunderstanding here.
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  Speaker 1: You seem to think it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's funny. I'm sorry that I laughed.
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  Speaker 2: I was just thrown by his response because Kyle seems
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  Speaker 2: to be very respectful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is very respectful at your house.
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  Speaker 2: I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It just I know you're sorry, but it just started happening,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're sudden you're having all these amazing foods
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  Speaker 1: and these amazing snacks. You started going off about the
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  Speaker 1: organic cheese sticks and these fruit kebabs that you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like you're irritated by this, but
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  Speaker 2: just oh yeah, family, we believe in healthy snacks for
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  Speaker 2: our children.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying you're a better parent than me, Who
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  Speaker 1: will excuse me? Yeah? I mean I probably shouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: be allowed to have kids because I've raised them so
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  Speaker 1: terribly on Chef Boy r D and Frank and Berry Cereal.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I don't want to do this anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so how about this. I'll come by a little
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  Speaker 1: later today. I'll drop off a few bags of cheesy
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  Speaker 1: pork grinds and off brand full of fat pop tarts.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gray you are more than welcome to come over,
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  Speaker 2: but you can feed your child before he comes over
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  Speaker 2: here to play with my son.
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  Speaker 1: Ez. Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you. You would love
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  Speaker 1: to smell the funion rings on my child's breath. Oh, Iman,
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  Speaker 1: judge me silently for being a horrible father. This is insane.
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  Speaker 2: You need to just stop.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will stop by your house later today and
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  Speaker 1: drop off a Costco sized load of processed food. You
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  Speaker 1: can feed it to my son, and.
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  Speaker 2: You are welcome to bring it over when he is here,
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  Speaker 2: but we're not going to leave it in our house
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  Speaker 2: just on the off chance that he happened to come over.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what are you worried about that your son is
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  Speaker 1: going to like my crap? Are you scared?
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  Speaker 2: And believe me, I am not scared. But we're not gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Show you what's having me to cheeto and see how
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  Speaker 1: he feels about it.
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  Speaker 2: My son is not eating a cheeto.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, exactly, you're intimidated.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not intimidated.
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  Speaker 1: Brito lay scares you.
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  Speaker 2: This is getting ridiculous. I don't even know what we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about anymore.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about you. Apparently you're the mom of the
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  Speaker 1: year feeding the kids all the perfect food. Meanwhile, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna trash garbage dad over here.
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  Speaker 2: Then give me my award and we can call it
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  Speaker 2: a day.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I got a better idea. You can
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  Speaker 1: give Kyle whatever you want, but when my wife comes
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  Speaker 1: to pick him up, you pack some of your high end,
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  Speaker 1: fancy schmancy snacks into a garbage bag and we could
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  Speaker 1: take it home for our family. Great, then, and you
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  Speaker 1: separate ziplocks because I don't like my salty mixed with
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  Speaker 1: my sweet.
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  Speaker 2: You just called me telling how horrible this stuff was,
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  Speaker 2: and now you want me to pack you bags full
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  Speaker 2: of it to your house. You can go to the
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  Speaker 2: grocery store just like anybody else, and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to use my own money to pay
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  Speaker 1: for that. Then don't do it right. Then pack my
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  Speaker 1: stuff and like it.
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  Speaker 2: You are out of control. These are assinine ideas. Just
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  Speaker 2: go eat an apple.
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  Speaker 1: What are we gonna do here, Tory? How are we
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  Speaker 1: gonna handle this? Are you gonna feed my family from
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  Speaker 1: now on? Or? Should I tell you? There's a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call ump to you. I'm what it's a prank
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  Speaker 1: call because your friend Carrie from down the street sets
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  Speaker 1: you up for a phone tap. My real name is
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  Speaker 1: jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: to do this to you.
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  Speaker 2: I over here like losing my mind, Like are we
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  Speaker 2: really screaming at each other about cheetos? Why is going high?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's the four main food groups at our house, Cheetos,
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  Speaker 1: corn syrup, trans fats, and red dye number seven.
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  Speaker 2: It's all that organic tree broken Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning,