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April 6, 2026: Pepsi, Drones, And A Chocolate Drop Cake · The Daily Sarcast

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  Today's episode is sponsored by Moving Back In With Your Parents When You Get A New Job.
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  You're the first Black in the Five-Timers Club. Tina Fey to Jack Black at SNL this past weekend.
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  Insert theme song here. This is the Daily Starcast. I give you the news and
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  made me a laugh. I'm Lindsay Vernick and it's April 6, 2026.
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  Happy Monday. I'm coming to you guys live today from my parents' house.
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  I moved back in with my parents because I got a new job, which is like the most
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  ironic thing in the world.
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  Like you get a new job and you move out of your parents' house while I move back in with my parents.
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  In real news, Pepsi officially pulled its sponsorship from a UK music festival
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  just hours after the Prime Minister criticized the decision to have Kanye West headline.
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  Pepsi didn't even mention Kanye in their statement. They just quietly pulled
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  out, which is corporate for we'd like to pretend we were never here.
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  The festival used to be called Pepsi Max Presents Wireless, and now it's just
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  called Wireless, Which doesn't really feel like the name of a music festival.
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  It sounds more like your internet cutting out right before you say something you'll regret.
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  Which is exactly what kind of happened.
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  And look, Pepsi has spent decades being associated with things like sugar,
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  caffeine, and a lot of questionable life choices.
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  So for them to draw a line is honestly impressive.
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  A girl went missing in Arizona in 1994 when she was 13, and she has just been found.
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  But plot twist, she wasn't kidnapped. she just ran away and stayed gone for 32 years.
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  Her name is Christina Marie Plant, and she's now 44 years old,
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  and now she has a new name that she will not announce because she wants to stay
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  hidden, and apparently she had help from family members to disappear.
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  It's wild because authorities spent decades thinking that this was an abduction case.
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  Meanwhile, she was just out living her life under a new name like she joined
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  witness protection without the government.
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  One of the original investigators is now like, wait, this was resolved back then.
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  So now there's two timelines. One where law enforcement thought this was a mystery
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  for 30 years, and another where someone was like, yeah, no, she just left.
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  Honestly, the most shocking part isn't that she ran away, it's that she successfully
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  avoided being found for three decades.
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  I can't even avoid people I went to high school with on Instagram.
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  So now a detective just closed a 32-year-old case, all because somebody didn't
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  want to be found, and was successful at it.
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  Greece is moving toward banning social media for children under 15,
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  as the government responds to growing concerns from parents about phones and platform use.
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  The proposed policy comes as many families report increasing issues with social
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  media addiction, cyberbullying, and a general lack of ability for younger children
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  to self-regulate their screen time.
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  This ban would go well with existing restrictions in Greece,
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  where schools already limit or ban phone use during class.
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  The public support for the idea is very strong, and a lot of polls show a majority
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  of people are in favor of some form of restriction.
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  Parents are really struggling to manage their children's access to social media,
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  and they're asking for the government to, like, step in and help with these limits.
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  But also, of course, not everyone is agreeing with this approach.
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  Some critics question how the ban will be enforced and argue that digital safety
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  should be handled within families rather than through government regulation.
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  This really makes you question how early is it for kids to get on social media
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  and how much responsibility should fall on parents versus the government.
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  In lindsay life my family had passover
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  seder this past weekend and for everyone who's not jewish or just a bad jew
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  passover is when you just don't eat yeast or flour or anything like that so
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  my mom made a flourless chocolate cake but then she dropped it after she made
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  it so it became a chocolate drop cake.
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  We all tried it for dessert, and we were confused. Like, it was literally not sweet at all.
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  And everyone was like, hey, Jill, that's my mom's name. They're like, it's not sweet.
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  And she's like, yeah, well, the recipe didn't call for sugar.
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  My grandmother went around whispering in everyone's ear, that's the worst cake I've ever tasted.
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  And thing of this week, this week is school drones.
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  So there's this startup in texas and they're pitching
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  high schools on security drones that are designed to
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  respond to active threats in real time so these
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  drones are called black arrows and they can fly up to 100 miles an hour to reach
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  a threat quickly and once they're there they're built to disrupt not destroy
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  they can physically impact or ram into a person to knock them off balance crash
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  through windows if needed and use strobe lights to disorient and throw off their focus.
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  They can also add loud noises to add to the chaos.
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  So instead of firing off a gun, they rely on non-lethal tools like pepper gel
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  to try to get them to slow down and distract them.
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  So here's the part that feels very modern and slightly dystopian.
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  The drones are piloted remotely by operators sitting in a company headquartered in Texas.
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  So in a crisis, a real person is steering a drone in real time from a very far away distance.
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  A lot of people say it's mostly about speed and saving lives.
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  However, it is a very expensive workaround to a much bigger problem.
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  Either way, this era of school safety has officially expanded into something
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  that sounds like it belongs in a sci-fi war film.
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  Cooking tip of the day. If the cake recipe doesn't call for sugar,
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  you should probably still put it in anyways.
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  Feedback, comments, questions, and if you wish you were looking for a date,
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  email me at lindsay at thedailystarcast.com. Thanks so much for listening.
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  Talk to you guys tomorrow.