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Phone Tap: Power To Planet Pluto · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You y away.
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  Speaker 3: Normally, if we ever get a phone tap request from
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  Speaker 3: someone wanting to prank their X, it's not great news. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they're like, can you expose my cheater ex boyfriend for
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  Speaker 3: being the biggest liar on earth and tell him his
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  Speaker 3: mom sucks and he's gonna die alone so they won't
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  Speaker 3: have a little fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we really get those requests though a lot a
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  Speaker 4: really hilarious baggage to unpack there.
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  Speaker 5: But today we decided to actually do it. What because
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  Speaker 5: this former couple actually gets along and they're raising a
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  Speaker 5: sun together who's in elementary school. So we call the
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  Speaker 5: dad posing as a substitute teacher and tell him a
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  Speaker 5: weird incident happened in the classroom recently. You can hear
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  Speaker 5: how daddy reacts in your phone town right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi is uh is this Nathan's dad.
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  Speaker 2: This is Nathan's dad. Who is this?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going. I'm mister Paul. I'm the substitute
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  Speaker 4: teacher this week for missus.
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  Speaker 2: O'cle Okay, this is Joseph.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know who you are.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I called you. Hey, I need to clarify
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  Speaker 4: something with you.
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  Speaker 3: I had a little bit of a.
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  Speaker 4: Disagreement, little situation with your son today in the classroom.
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  Speaker 2: But what an argument?
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  Speaker 4: Almost not quite, but uh, it was very interesting and
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  Speaker 4: I think it's important enough that you should know what
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  Speaker 4: was said.
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  Speaker 2: What's it about.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was teaching the kids about the Solar system
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  Speaker 4: and the planets, and little Nathan, bless his heart, he
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  Speaker 4: decided to raise his hand and says, excuse me, mister Paul,
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  Speaker 4: Pluto technically isn't a planet.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you hear that? Yeah, I mean I don't
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  Speaker 2: I don't really appreciate the you know, you're trying to
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  Speaker 2: imitate my son. First of all, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: My apologies. It's more about the fact that he was incorrect.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's why I'm calling. So you know
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  Speaker 4: it raised some eyebrows coming from a teacher.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he wasn't incorrect. He's right, Pluto is not a planet.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, this is an issue at home.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not an issue. He was right, Pluto is
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  Speaker 2: not a planet. I'm not sure why you had to
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  Speaker 2: call my son out like in class and you're funny.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, are you imagining with me? Because you're
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  Speaker 4: technically your so called me out and I'm the teacher.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, who's in the right, obviously me?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he is right, you're wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, he's in third grade and I'm a big,
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  Speaker 4: grown adult with a fully functioning developed brain. I feel
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  Speaker 4: like me being a substitute teacher, you should probably maybe
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  Speaker 4: listen a little bit. I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: how to say this, and that came out weird. I apologize.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if you're a substitute teacher or a
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  Speaker 2: regular teacher. You're getting your facts wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's cute.
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  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 4: I think we should do an at home experiment. When
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  Speaker 4: Nathan comes back to the house. You too should go
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  Speaker 4: onto a website called Google.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you need to spell it for you.
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  Speaker 2: I can stop right there. How did you even get
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  Speaker 2: a job there? Huh? Well do they just let anyone teach?
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  Speaker 4: I will have you know, I have a lot of
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  Speaker 4: experience in the teaching field. I have several degrees from
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  Speaker 4: Facebook Marketplace and a couple from.
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  Speaker 2: Wish Facebook Marketplace. Really, yeah, that's not what people learn,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what people buy crap.
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  Speaker 4: I beg to differ. I actually get most of my
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  Speaker 4: facts from Facebook in general.
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  Speaker 2: Well, well that explains why you think Pluto an actual planet.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, not only is Pluto a planet, if you
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  Speaker 4: google it you'll see Pluto's also the dog of bugs,
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  Speaker 4: Bunny and Daffy Duck.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are a moron. I mean, this
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  Speaker 2: is not a good look at my son's school.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like you're the one with disinformation, sir, so
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  Speaker 4: I think we need.
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  Speaker 2: It's misinformation, not disinformation.
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  Speaker 4: Look, whatever you'd like to call it. Let's just remember
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  Speaker 4: who the teacher is. And speaking of teachers, I think
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  Speaker 4: it's time we call a meeting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, let's do it. I can't wait. Okay, you named
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  Speaker 2: the time and place and I'll beat the crap at
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  Speaker 2: you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: One pm PM stands for pacifier magnesium.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, you might want to rethink your career and.
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  Speaker 4: Which one this one or uber eats?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I got a lot of jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, uber eats. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and dollars and free food.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes you really late.
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  Speaker 2: You're pisching me off, buddy, you are pitching me off.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well you know who else is pissed off? It's
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  Speaker 4: your ex wife, because she's the one who's that you
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  Speaker 4: have for this phone call?
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  Speaker 2: My ex wife?
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  Speaker 4: What Yeah, she agrees Pluto's a planet.
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  Speaker 3: We talked.
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  Speaker 2: What wait, what is going on here?
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  Speaker 4: No, let me explain.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I'm Jose from the radiertow Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 4: the morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, my son was complaining about the teaching the
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  Speaker 2: other day, but I didn't know she was going to
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  Speaker 2: put me up to this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Aaron did set you up. She said, you know,
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  Speaker 4: he's not really feeling all the teachers this year. So
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  Speaker 4: we figured, hey, why don't we just call up and
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  Speaker 4: give some disinformation. Huh, we'll just spread it all over Facebook.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the substitute teacher. You're the smart one.
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  Speaker 4: Finally some respect.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you? Wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,