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Phone Tap: Clover Tinder Fail · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: There is no truer statement in this world than women
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  Speaker 3: love a guy with a sexy foreign accent. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 3: look I just said sexy foreign accent and alexis basically.
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  Speaker 2: Slipped out of her chair there.
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  Speaker 3: But today's phone tapp is great proof of that because
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  Speaker 3: Jose poses as Clover, the ex British military operative. No,
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  Speaker 3: what I was thinking. His real mission is to mess
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  Speaker 3: with a woman saying that he's the guy that she
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  Speaker 3: matched on Tinder with. Yes, it's a funny idea in theory,
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  Speaker 3: but two problems. One we discover instead of being weirded
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  Speaker 3: out by him, this lady is extremely turned on, and second,
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  Speaker 3: she doesn't take Clover seriously at all.
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  Speaker 4: No, I honestly almost broke character, Like I truly was like,
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  Speaker 4: what is going on here?
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  Speaker 2: So it was so weird?
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy our fail in your phone. Yeah, it's a fail
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another Mornings on the twenties clove. Hello is this Haley? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: This is her?
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  Speaker 1: Who's calling me?
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  Speaker 2: Name's Frank, but me might's call me Clover. I'm from Tinda.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, your voice sounds so different than I imagined.
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  Speaker 2: That's what twenty two years as a secret British operative
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  Speaker 2: of duty makes you sound all gruff and rugged.
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  Speaker 1: Oh British operative sounds sexy and dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Oh all right? Oh I didn't expect that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't either. I mean you sound like a dirty billie. Idol?
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  Speaker 2: Uh enough? Where the pleasantries are we gonna go out
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  Speaker 2: this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: A what? Definitely?
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  Speaker 2: Where do you want to go? What tickles your fancy? Love?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? What about comedy club?
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  Speaker 2: Hmm? I don't laugh. You don't laugh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really laughed.
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  Speaker 2: It's my training. Laughter is a sign of weakness.
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  Speaker 1: I like weakness.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I haven't. I'm sorry. What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I like weakness?
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  Speaker 2: You like weakness? Well, you're not gonna like me. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't laughed since two thousand and nine when I watch
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  Speaker 2: Madea Goes to Jail?
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  Speaker 4: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: I might it's the greatest Tyler Perry movie known to man.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it is, all right? All right, enough? Where
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  Speaker 2: the pleasantries are? We gonna go out this weekend a war.
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  Speaker 1: We don't really have to go to comedy club. What
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  Speaker 1: about we can go hiking?
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  Speaker 2: Last time? Why I went on a hike so I
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  Speaker 2: was tracking the second son to the Emperor of Katmandu.
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  Speaker 4: You're joking, okay, all right, you're funny.
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  Speaker 2: You think I was joking. When I shot a poison
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  Speaker 2: tip blow dot into the side of his neck, I
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  Speaker 2: saw the life strained from his eyes. He wasn't laughing
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say, now, you're cute?
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  Speaker 4: And if you're with me right now, it's totally ripped
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  Speaker 4: your shirt off.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I was expecting. You're still interested, I am.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you just come over? I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: that's protocol.
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  Speaker 1: There's no protocol, baby, Why don't you just come over? Netflix?
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  Speaker 2: Michell? All night? What's Netflix? And chill? What is it?
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  Speaker 3: What you know?
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  Speaker 4: Netflix and Chill?
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  Speaker 2: You come over?
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  Speaker 1: You talk to me in that sexy accent, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: we do a little fun on super when we watched
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  Speaker 1: the Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I know, sure, you're so than cute right now?
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  Speaker 2: Why are they? I'm so shy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I am giving you full access right now.
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  Speaker 2: Boh, I get it. You want to join me in
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  Speaker 2: a hunt? I do you want to go on a mission?
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  Speaker 4: I want to go on a makeout mission, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, woman, I can.
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  Speaker 1: Just picture your big English lips all over me in
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  Speaker 1: that accent.
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  Speaker 3: My name.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, look, I need to stop right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I need to tell you this is actually a prank
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  Speaker 4: phone call, and what.
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  Speaker 2: That person you were talking to doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 4: This this is actually Jose from the radio show Brick
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 4: on you right now. Your friend Megan's the one who
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  Speaker 4: set you up. She told us that you match with
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  Speaker 4: a guy named Frank on Tinder. So that's that's where
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  Speaker 4: I come into play.
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  Speaker 1: The things I was saying, I am so embarrassed. Now
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  Speaker 1: she knows I have a thing for accents too.
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  Speaker 4: She may have still hooked you up because I'm interested.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if he talks to me like that.
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  Speaker 2: I can also do a lot of accents, maybe as
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  Speaker 2: you like Ronando Why Boppy.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,