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Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: If you ever lived high up in an apartment building,
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  Speaker 3: you've probably had the experience of looking out your window
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  Speaker 3: and seeing someone in a different unit or in a
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  Speaker 3: building across the street. My thinking apartment, Oh they're cute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that no, no way.
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  Speaker 1: Then you count the floors and you're like, wait, how
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  Speaker 1: many windows in it?
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  Speaker 2: I think I can find.
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  Speaker 3: Where he is. Well, that happened to a guy recently,
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  Speaker 3: except he pulled out his binoculars.
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  Speaker 2: To get a better look nikes and situation.
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  Speaker 3: He made the mistake of telling his friend about this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a hot girl.
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  Speaker 3: His friend told us, and also said that this guy
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  Speaker 3: never answers his phone, which is why we had to
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  Speaker 3: call him seven times. He finally answered, you're gonna hear
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  Speaker 3: it in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties, Yo, who is this who keeps calling me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: This is Greg from the front office at Quek Apartments.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've been calling you a bunch and you
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  Speaker 2: haven't been responding. Todd.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man. I you know I didn't recognize the number.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to risk it, didn't know who.
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  Speaker 2: Was That's okay, understandable. Look, I'm one of the managers
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  Speaker 2: here at the building and we know what you've been
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  Speaker 2: doing and we need you to stop. Wait.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: What am I doing? What are you insinuating? No, you
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  Speaker 2: know that thing you're doing in your apartment with the windows.
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  Speaker 1: No, Greg, I don't know what thing I'm doing in
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  Speaker 1: my apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Don't make me say it. Okay, I think we both
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  Speaker 2: know what you've been doing.
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  Speaker 1: No, I really don't. Look, I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You've had some complaints from people in apartments across from you,
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  Speaker 2: saying that you've been, you know, spying on them with binoculars.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Before you say no so quickly, Look, I personally know
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  Speaker 2: that you are doing this.
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  Speaker 1: You personally know, Yes, something happened that didn't happen.
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  Speaker 2: I actually live in the building. Across the street and
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching you with my binoculars. What I'll prove
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  Speaker 2: it to you. Why don't you grab your binoculars right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the fourth floor across the way, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: not wearing any pants, so you should spot me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I dare.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to look at you with all
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  Speaker 3: your pants on.
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  Speaker 2: No, at least you'll know who I am.
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  Speaker 1: No, thank you. I'm going to decline.
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  Speaker 2: I'm waving right now without my hands, dude, gross, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm winking.
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  Speaker 1: Look. I don't know what you're trying to prove here. Man.
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  Speaker 1: All I do is I watch trees like a bird.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you want to.
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  Speaker 1: But don't. I don't make a habit of looking at
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  Speaker 1: people's apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give you some because you don't always do it.
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  Speaker 2: And I know that because I stood here without pants
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  Speaker 2: on for two hours from six pm to eight pm
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  Speaker 2: last night and you didn't even ogle at me.
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  Speaker 1: Grows you freaking weirdo.
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  Speaker 2: Look, we're human. I like to look. You like to look.
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  Speaker 1: No, we don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how about this. Let's create like a buddy system.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not your look at each other with binoculars from
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  Speaker 2: time to time.
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  Speaker 1: No, what is this.
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  Speaker 2: We're not getting in any trouble with other residents. It's
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  Speaker 2: just you and me a little bit of a staring
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  Speaker 2: contest pantsless.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of pirby stuff you're into,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you don't want to be banochy buddies. No, I'm
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  Speaker 2: into it. Every Tuesday and Thursday five point thirty. I'll
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  Speaker 2: meet you there right by the way.
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  Speaker 1: You have times and dates for this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there is an issue. I am already doing this
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  Speaker 2: with another guy on the sixth floor, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to make him jealous. So what he's Monday and
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  Speaker 2: Wednesdays at seven. So as long as we can do
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday Thursdays, we're going to go. But knock you buddy,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is this? What is this? It's
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  Speaker 2: a phone tap?
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: It's a prank? Call your buddy Tony set you up.
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  Speaker 2: He said you told him you saw some hotg old
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  Speaker 2: binoculars across the way last week, so he wanted to
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  Speaker 2: mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: It was one time.
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  Speaker 2: It was oh yeah, this could be one time every
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday and Thursday five thirty, maybe forty five minutes each time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're very attractive. Well, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I actually am currently Pencilson Studio. I'm looking at myself
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  Speaker 2: in the mirror. I have a microscope because I need
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  Speaker 2: help seeing it. You know what I'm saying. You're not
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  Speaker 2: supposed to laugh at that part.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I mean, be proud, brother, be proud. Wake Up.
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