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Phone Tap PODCAST: Cow Style · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: He's another jewel on the twenties. Hello, I am looking
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  Speaker 1: for Marian. Yes, this is Marian. Oh perfect. One of
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  Speaker 1: the other teachers said that I could reach you here.
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  Speaker 1: Let me introduce myself. My name is Robert. How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing. I'm I'm good, Robert. How are you? What
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  Speaker 1: can I do for you? Well? You teach sex ed, right,
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  Speaker 1: I teach a health and wellness class that includes a
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  Speaker 1: sex education. Well, I have my younger brother is in
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  Speaker 1: your class. His name is Aaron. I'm sure if you know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Aaron, sure, I'm Awar and Art. Yeah, pleasure to have.
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  Speaker 1: He loves your class and he's learned a ton. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. Thank you for calling. That's great to hear.
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  Speaker 1: So the reason I'm calling is because I'm having problems
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  Speaker 1: with my girlfriend. It's like every time we try, she
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  Speaker 1: just kind of laughs at me. So I get some
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  Speaker 1: help from you. Well, how how old? How old are you, Robert?
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  Speaker 1: I'm thirty five, thirty five. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Robert, I've never been asked by someone your age. Really,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't been. There's nobody my age that needs your help. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. I'm sure there are, but they
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  Speaker 1: don't call their their younger brothers, middle school teacher, bird
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  Speaker 1: and buy you. My dad never had time for me. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I was always asking him to tell me about the
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  Speaker 1: birds and the bees, and he wouldn't. He never tell
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  Speaker 1: me about it. I certainly understand how difficult this must
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  Speaker 1: be for you, But you know what he did. When
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  Speaker 1: I asked him about the birds and bees. He just
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  Speaker 1: told me it was ikey. And then we drove to
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  Speaker 1: a field and waited for an hour until two cows
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  Speaker 1: started doing it. And then you just pointed and said,
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  Speaker 1: there you go, son, that's how it's done. I'm really
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  Speaker 1: sorry that you've had some bad experiences, Robert, but I
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  Speaker 1: learned from watching cows. I learned from watching cows. That's
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  Speaker 1: the only way I know. I can't help you. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's why my girlfriend laughs at me when I
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  Speaker 1: tried the other because I like, I started moving, You
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  Speaker 1: started moving. Yeah. I walked into the bedroom and I
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  Speaker 1: started getting sexy pose and I there did nothing happen.
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  Speaker 1: You just started laughing at me, just like you're doing
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  Speaker 1: right now. I had a bell around my neck. It's
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  Speaker 1: so bad. We started making out and I thought she
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  Speaker 1: was very so right in her face. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: laughing at me? Oh sorry, Robert, but I'm really I
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  Speaker 1: can't help it. That's how I learned from watching cows.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that's what you're supposed to do. Oh lord,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna take a long time for me to get
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  Speaker 1: this visual washed out of my hear mary Anne, Mary Anne,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving eighty two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. I'm gonna me a long time to wipe
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  Speaker 1: that visual. What are your colleagues? Janine set you up?
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  Speaker 1: She says that you hate teaching sex head and she
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. I was so hard
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  Speaker 1: that he stays, you have no idea, So you've never
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  Speaker 1: had a kid raised their head in your class and
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  Speaker 1: just go I just may have to add that week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with Jewel Funk taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties on Ruben ninety two point five