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Phone Tap: RBF FTW LOL · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, a mom is waiting to hear
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  Speaker 1: when her new family portraits are going to be ready
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  Speaker 1: for pickup.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what could go wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Well, turns out there was an issue with the pictures,
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  Speaker 1: and unfortunately there is no way to fix it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just hoping she doesn't get offended by what I have
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  Speaker 1: to tell her.
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  Speaker 2: I have a feeling when you say that she's going
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  Speaker 2: to I don't see how she possibly could in your
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  Speaker 2: phone tap right now, phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, my name is Colby calling from Portraits. I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to speak with Teresa.
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  Speaker 2: Please. This is Teresa. Hi Teresa, how are you doing today? Great?
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  Speaker 1: How are you well?
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  Speaker 2: Not that great?
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  Speaker 1: I do, unfortunately have some bad news regarding your family
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  Speaker 1: portraits from the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh, okay, oh no.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the photographer apologizes for this. Your pictures did not turn.
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  Speaker 2: Out well, Oh no, do we have to retake Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna help because the photog says
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  Speaker 1: he didn't notice it at the time, but someone in
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  Speaker 1: your group was making a face during the pictures.
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  Speaker 2: It was probably my three year old Charlie. He does
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  Speaker 2: that a lot. I guess again. Oh hej my thirteen
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  Speaker 2: year old.
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  Speaker 1: No, not him, although now that we're on the topic,
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  Speaker 1: his outfit clearly was mismatched to the rest of the family,
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  Speaker 1: so whoever a dressed him did not do a very
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  Speaker 1: good job.
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  Speaker 2: Wait that aside.
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  Speaker 1: Our photographer just wanted me to tell you he's very
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  Speaker 1: sorry that he didn't catch this at first. He's just
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  Speaker 1: not comfortable sending any of the photos out though, because
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't want his name to be attached with the work.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand who was making faces. It was actually
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  Speaker 2: you man me. Yes, I wasn't making any faces.
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  Speaker 1: You could say that now, but I saw some of
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  Speaker 1: the pictures myself and it looked like a face to me.
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  Speaker 2: There is no way that I wouldn't I made a face.
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  Speaker 2: I would know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the one who set this whole thing up. I
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  Speaker 1: hear that you're very upset, but if it helps it all,
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  Speaker 1: it just looks like you had major RBF that day.
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  Speaker 1: What have you heard that before? It's called resting face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what that is, but there's no way
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  Speaker 2: I did that. Well, you did awful, No I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an insult to you. It's usually just a
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  Speaker 1: person it's insult to me. Okay, but normally people who
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  Speaker 1: have RBF are naturally good natured and very happy. But
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  Speaker 1: for some reason, it's just their face betrays them and
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  Speaker 1: looks upset.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this can't be happening. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see you right now, ma'am, but I'm just
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  Speaker 1: assuming you've got some really hard RBF going right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right now, I do, because you cause it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's just during the photo shoot, even when you
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  Speaker 1: were smiling, it looked like you wanted to hurt someone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are so rude.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to help. I want to speak to
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  Speaker 2: your manager please.
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  Speaker 1: Well, man, we do have a phone number for a
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  Speaker 1: that we could pass along if you want to see.
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  Speaker 2: Someone about it. You crossed the line, mister.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to be one hundred percent transparent and honest.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, you know what. It sounds like you
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  Speaker 2: really enjoyed this. You like making fun of me, You
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  Speaker 2: enjoyed calling me an RBF. I can't confirm that you're
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  Speaker 2: kind of emailed me. You kind of emailed me instead
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  Speaker 2: of this phone call or texted me something.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can't do that because then your husband, Bill
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be happy.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even told Bill about this, but I will.
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  Speaker 2: And he's going to come down there and talk to you,
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  Speaker 2: and he's not going to be very happy that you.
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  Speaker 2: You think he's not going to be happy.
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  Speaker 1: But I talked to him earlier and he said it
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  Speaker 1: was totally okay to do it during this.
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  Speaker 2: Prank phone call. Shut up, Get the hell up.
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  Speaker 1: I can't because part of the radio is talking. I'm
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  Speaker 1: letting you know that this is jeff from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm going to murder him and you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh no, Then your rbf's going to
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  Speaker 2: come out again. Oh it's going to be there tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm starting to get you all ryle.
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  Speaker 1: But Bill told us about your family photos and he
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  Speaker 1: said you'd freak out if something went wrong with him.
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  Speaker 2: But does he have the pictures? Me? What's going on
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  Speaker 2: with them? Do they look good? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: have not seen the pictures myself.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, we're just gonna assume that TJ screwed
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  Speaker 1: him up somehow.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he did. If you want.
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  Speaker 1: For an extra fee, we can photoshop another child's face
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  Speaker 1: over TJ's.
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  Speaker 2: I might take you up on that. In Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 2: taps on the twenties,