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Phone Tap PODCAST: Too Much Soy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubiles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with a
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  Speaker 1: duy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubiles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy Away with offices in Seattle, Bellevue, Everett,
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  Speaker 1: or Tacoma. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your
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  Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred duy Away, eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: dui Away Coffee Candice, How may I help you? Hi, Candice,
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  Speaker 1: I have a complaint. Okay, Um, my manager was not here,
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  Speaker 1: but I can take care. Oh well, since your manager
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  Speaker 1: is not there, how about i'd lodge the complaint with
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  Speaker 1: you then? Will that work? Is that acceptable? Um? Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 1: What can I do? I just want to make sure
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  Speaker 1: I'm working around your schedule because it sounds like you're
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  Speaker 1: very busy. Sure, I'm whady you talk? Go ahead? Please?
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  Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Okay? Well it's quite
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  Speaker 1: a doozy. Listen to this. I went through your coffee
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  Speaker 1: stand yesterday and I ordered a vanilla soy latte. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: does that ring a ball at all? Do you remember me? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I don't, but we do serve those. What was wrong
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  Speaker 1: with your drinks? Well, whoever was working there at the
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  Speaker 1: time just went ape on the soy. I was practically
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  Speaker 1: soy for two days, sir, and I didn't even tell
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  Speaker 1: you the worst part. Normally, I like my coffee temperature
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  Speaker 1: between one hundred and eighty and one hundred and eighty
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  Speaker 1: two degrees fahrenheit. You served mine on the cool side
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy eight degrees fahrenheit. Any reason for that?
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  Speaker 1: Are you insane? Are you absolutely insane? Are you checking this?
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  Speaker 1: You're a thermometer with you? Yes? I do, Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a man who knows how he likes his coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you come down tomorrow? My manager will be
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  Speaker 1: here in the morning and we can get you a
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  Speaker 1: free cup of coffee. Don't you dare dismiss me, sweetheart?
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  Speaker 1: You're going to listen to my complaint. You're gonna listen
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  Speaker 1: good sir. Please do not call me sweethearts. I am
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  Speaker 1: trying my best right now to keep my composure. Would
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  Speaker 1: sugar bottom be better or hunting either one of those?
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  Speaker 1: You know I can't deal with any more of you
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  Speaker 1: coffee fanatics. I am doing my best here, sir. We
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  Speaker 1: make a good cup of coffee. Did you just swear
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  Speaker 1: at me? Yes? I did, because you know what it's
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  Speaker 1: people like you that make this job so miserable. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it is have been a morning of people like you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you know who you're speaking to. Who
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  Speaker 1: do you think you are? Buddy? Do you know who
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  Speaker 1: I am? You have no idea who you made angry? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I have a feeling. I know exactly what you are.
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  Speaker 1: I am very wealthy, very well endowed. And I happen
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  Speaker 1: to have a job on the radio. Oh do you? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do. Is this that jewel guy? Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Are you kidding me? Am?
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  Speaker 1: I on the radio? Your friend Brian set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He says that you get easily riled up and thought
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  Speaker 1: it might be fun to screw with you at work.
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  Speaker 1: I hope this, Oh my god, I hope your boss
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  Speaker 1: does here. And I think you might get a raise. No,
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  Speaker 1: I definitely won't be getting ra