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Phone Tap: Sensual Tech Services · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: If you've ever had to call tech support for help
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  Speaker 1: with whatever product you own, you know that while the
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  Speaker 1: technicians can be very helpful, they can also be a
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  Speaker 1: little slow, monotonous, boring sounding uncaring. Yeah well yeah, Thankfully
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  Speaker 1: things are about to change because one company was bold
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  Speaker 1: enough to hire a man named Demetrius to head up
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  Speaker 1: their tech support department. And he does it a lot
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  Speaker 1: differently than the others do. It's definitely not boring. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: you might call him back even if you don't have
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  Speaker 1: an issue with your electronics. You'll understand why in your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi is this Paul? Hi? This is Hannah from
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  Speaker 3: We received an email saying that you were having a
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  Speaker 3: problem with a product you purchase from us.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks for calling me back.
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  Speaker 3: Oh of course, what seems to be the issue?
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  Speaker 4: So I bought a MacBook about six months ago and
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  Speaker 4: it's freezing more and more frequently.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna stop you right there. Any
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  Speaker 3: tech questions go over to Demetrius. Can I transfer you?
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  Speaker 4: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Hello there baby, Thank you for calling tech services and
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  Speaker 2: now my name is Demetrious. Hello, what's your name.
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  Speaker 4: How is it, Paul. Hey, I've just transferred to you.
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  Speaker 2: Ye, that's right, Paul. People come to me when they
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  Speaker 2: need a little bit of expert help with their technology. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you need some help then, Yeah, why don't you tell
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  Speaker 2: me what you got going on over there? Well?
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  Speaker 4: I bought a MacBook about six months ago and it started.
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  Speaker 2: I love me some Mac. Yeah, I'm a I'm a
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  Speaker 2: Mac guy. You sound like a Mac guy. I'm a
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  Speaker 2: macmade in Mussell.
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  Speaker 4: It's kept freezing more and more, and now it's it's
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  Speaker 4: gone to the point where I can't even use it
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  Speaker 4: for work.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to put you on a quick hold
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  Speaker 2: while I do a little research on this. Can I
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  Speaker 2: do that to your Paul? Sure? Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: Bye?
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  Speaker 3: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: I was just done with Demetrius about my MacBook.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't he great?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? It's just when when you transferred to me, like
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  Speaker 4: at first, it sounds like a recording. There's like some
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  Speaker 4: very white music playing or something in the background, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm not really sure what the guys deal is.
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  Speaker 3: You got the full Demetrious experience.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what that means. I just need
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  Speaker 4: my computer fix. If there's anyone else I could talk to.
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  Speaker 3: Nope, Dimitrius. This is the guy. I'll transfer you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, welcome back, baby. Let's Demetrious take all your tech
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  Speaker 2: troubles away.
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  Speaker 4: Did you find out anything about my MacBook?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be real with you right now, Paul No,
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  Speaker 2: I did not. Oh my god, it would be a
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  Speaker 2: real pleasure if you texted me a photo right now
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  Speaker 2: of your computer. Maybe I'll be happy to give it
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  Speaker 2: the old Demetrious look over.
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  Speaker 4: You just want to picture the outside of my computer.
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  Speaker 2: Outside, inside, all in between. Demetrius takes what he can get.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, where am I sending this?
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's getting a little steamy up here in the
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  Speaker 2: tech room. I'm gonna need to trainsfer you right quick.
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  Speaker 2: Please hope you have a supervisor or.
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  Speaker 3: It's by How can I help you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh it's Paula good.
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  Speaker 3: You are so lucky. You got two sessions with Demetrius
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  Speaker 3: in one day.
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  Speaker 4: He hasn't done any done anything yet.
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  Speaker 3: He has not worked his magic on you, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you last month, I bought four different
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  Speaker 3: laptops just in hopes one would break so I could
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  Speaker 3: go see him.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't want mine broken. I want fixed as
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  Speaker 4: soon as possible.
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  Speaker 3: I'll transfer you. I didn't mean to.
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  Speaker 4: Don't transfer me. Oh my god, I can't, I can't,
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  Speaker 4: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Mama, it's is there. Anyone has a good day
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  Speaker 2: to talk technology with the big d Demetrius?
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  Speaker 4: Can you fix my computer or not?
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  Speaker 2: Paul? Trust me not only with your computer work perfectly
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  Speaker 2: here in minutes, but your significant other will thank you
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  Speaker 2: profusely into the wee hours of the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Great, I just need my computer fix.
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  Speaker 2: How is your wife Amy doing?
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  Speaker 4: By the way, how do you know my wife's name?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I know your wife quite well, Paul. How's that
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  Speaker 2: she listens to a little radio show in the morning
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  Speaker 2: called Brook and.
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey and get out of here?
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? And she loves doing brank calls on her husband.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he'll put that.
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  Speaker 5: Song on again.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry brooking Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 2: phone tap on you, Bud.
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  Speaker 3: I'm only apologizing for turning you on. Paul did a
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  Speaker 3: great job.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, you want me to sextal photo? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: I want to see the inside of your hord drive
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  Speaker 2: all night?
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  Speaker 4: Our wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,