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Phone Tap PODCAST: Clover Does A Corn Maze · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving. This is Bella. Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Is this the commanding officer? Donald Fawn's corn maize? This
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  Speaker 1: is Bella? How can I help you? I'm sorry? Do
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  Speaker 1: I not have your attention? Can I help you? Well? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you can help me by delivering a message to your
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  Speaker 1: commanding officer. Tell him this. You'll never find me. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? You can send troops, elicopters,
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  Speaker 1: even a swap team, but you'll never find me alive.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Is this Brian? Brian? If this is you,
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  Speaker 1: just start No, No, it's not Brian. My name's Frank,
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  Speaker 1: but my mates call me Clover. Stop it phone. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know Brian, Okay, I don't know why you're calling.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Clover and I'm currently hiding in your
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  Speaker 1: corn maze. No I said, I'm oiding in your corn maze.
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  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? Look, if you're calling for
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  Speaker 1: a refund, all sales are final. No, no, no, are
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  Speaker 1: you not listening. I've covered myself edit dow in mud
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  Speaker 1: so no one can spot me. Oh gross? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know how many people like walk in that? I don't
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  Speaker 1: care about that. If you want to get money, that's
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  Speaker 1: on you, as long as you don't touch the corn. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because our owner gets really mad about that. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: not about the corn. I'm trying to speak. Oh, you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing a very good job because you keep saying
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  Speaker 1: the same thing over and over. Oh yeah, no, you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing a good job because I've been here in
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  Speaker 1: this maze for three days and no one has come
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  Speaker 1: close to finding me. What no way have you been
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  Speaker 1: in there for three days? Are you kidding me? Of
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  Speaker 1: course I have been surviving off berries and grasshoppers. Can
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  Speaker 1: you hold on for a second, hold on? Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Who he says he's been in the maze for three days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's on the phone. He just told me that. Hello. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no one, no one believes that you've been in a
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  Speaker 1: maze for three days. You'll be seeing my time right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, well, I can prove it. You can prove
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  Speaker 1: they've been in a maze for three days? How well,
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  Speaker 1: how can you do that? If this is Brian, I
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  Speaker 1: swear to God, I'm going to kick your I don't
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  Speaker 1: know any Brian. All right, I'm telling you Menan's clover.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a field. I'm up to madame. Don't care
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. There's a lot of people here, and
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  Speaker 1: I look, it doesn't matter. One of your masked blokes
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  Speaker 1: almost found me last night after closing time. I stn't
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  Speaker 1: know what mass blokes are. Oh, come on walking about?
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  Speaker 1: You know one of them spoy raccoons that works for you.
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  Speaker 1: He was scanning the corn with his by little red eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Do you find any raccoon in a maze? It probably
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  Speaker 1: has rabies. I wouldn't go near it. Oh no, it
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  Speaker 1: better not come near me. I don't know what is
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  Speaker 1: going on. Listen here, all right? If I can survive
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  Speaker 1: six weeks in the Amazon rainforest with nothing but a
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  Speaker 1: jock strap and half a match, I think I can
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  Speaker 1: survive your ranky, dank corn made. What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: I should probably just tell you this is a phone, Brenk.
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  Speaker 1: What my name's Jose from the radio show Breka Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning or doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is hilarious. Guy was so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who Brian is, but your coworker Cody
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  Speaker 1: set you up because he's the one that told us
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  Speaker 1: working on the farm was getting super boring, so he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to like spice your day up. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. But seriously, is anyone gonna come
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  Speaker 1: foind me? I've been here for three days. Well, now
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  Speaker 1: you can come whoever you are. Just tip and you'll
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  Speaker 1: get a free I don't usually do that, oh free corn, maize.
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  Speaker 1: Are you asking me out on a date? Because I
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  Speaker 1: say yes? Gil Oh, don't you wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone taps? Weekday mornings? On the twenties two point
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