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Phone Tap PODCAST: Picky Eater · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today is special
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  Speaker 1: because it's the first ever prank phone call attempt from
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  Speaker 1: our own social media coordinator, Alexis. How does it feel?
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  Speaker 1: It was fun but really hard. It's really hard, So
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  Speaker 1: make sure to text into seven eight five nine two
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  Speaker 1: and tell Alexis how amazing she did, even if you
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  Speaker 1: think are totally so the first time, that's right. But
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  Speaker 1: today Alexis calls a guy because he was set up
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  Speaker 1: with someone through a dating site, and so she's going
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  Speaker 1: to pressure him to pick out a good restaurant because
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  Speaker 1: he's simple. If you know anything about our little Alexis,
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  Speaker 1: we know she could be kind of low income, but
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  Speaker 1: but she has very high end tastes. Okay, am I wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Am I wrong? I like rich things. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: the low income as an insult, just an FYI I
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  Speaker 1: didn't I didn't mean it as an insult, that's just
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  Speaker 1: the facts. Anyway, it's time for her first phone tap
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  Speaker 1: attempt ever. Right now, it's another on the twenties only.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi? Is this James?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't he? Hey? This is Melanie. We've been talking on
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  Speaker 1: how's it going? I'm good? How are you? I'm doing okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited to see you this weekend. Yeah, yeah, me too,
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  Speaker 1: me too. You know what's funny is your your voice?
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  Speaker 1: Actually it doesn't match up the picture. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why because I'm expecting like a different voice or I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. That's kind of a random thing to say.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, I don't know. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: just popped into my head. It's okay. So what do
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  Speaker 1: you want to do when we hang out? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe just like get a bite to
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  Speaker 1: eat somewhere and just walk around. You know that sound good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What are you thinking? Do you have a place in mind? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: I know this really good Italian restaurant on a street.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you like Italian food? Oh? I
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  Speaker 1: do love Italian food, But I know that place you
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  Speaker 1: like it? M I think I would like it if
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  Speaker 1: it was the eighties. What come on? The decor in
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  Speaker 1: that place looks like my grandma's drapes. I just threw out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, okay, God in that one painting they
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  Speaker 1: have above the bar, I don't know if it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be a painting of their food or a dog
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  Speaker 1: just throwing up. Wow. So you know a lot about
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  Speaker 1: that restaurant. Yeah, I kind of consider myself a foodie,
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  Speaker 1: so I know a lot of places. But I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: there's somewhere else we can go that's better than that one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, how about some Chinese? Oh? I love Chinese? Awesome? Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me too, totally. So um, there's actually this awesome place downtown.
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  Speaker 1: It's like really authentic, it's amazing. I totally know the
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  Speaker 1: one you're talking about. You know which place I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: The Last time I was in there, I found a
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  Speaker 1: hair in my food, and not like hair is in
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  Speaker 1: on my head, like hair? H A r e Like
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  Speaker 1: a whole rabbit was in my meal? Did you order rabbit? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Is it off the menu? They just put a whole rabbit? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Are you listening? What I ordered? A completely separate dish
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  Speaker 1: and it showed up with a rabbit on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what is going on with that kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? Maybe I shouldn't suggest any more places then, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: of course you should just be a man and pick
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  Speaker 1: something better. Sorry, Sorry, I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: like this. I'm sorry if I trashed on your places before,
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  Speaker 1: I was just grossed out thinking about that hair. Sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean obviously I would be traumatized too, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure the next one you pick will be fine. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I feel like I'm just pick pick another place.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want to sleep with me? What will you
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  Speaker 1: just pick? I feel like I'm gonna pick like poorly
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  Speaker 1: and it's not going to go. Well, there's a million
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  Speaker 1: restaurants in this city. I'm sure you can think of
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  Speaker 1: one that won't make me puke. Okay, there's one that
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  Speaker 1: I know. It's like really highly rated. It's kind of expensive,
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  Speaker 1: so it's gotta be good. It's been featured on the
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  Speaker 1: Food Channel, but like it's casual. They serve diner style food.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that sounds good. Where is it? You know where
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  Speaker 1: Pine Street is? Unfortunately, I do you know which one
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  Speaker 1: that is? Don't you. Hm, what's wrong with that one? Nothing,
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. We'll just go there, Okay, fine, and then
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  Speaker 1: if you're good with it, we're going to the diner. Fine, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll go. But when we get there, I just need
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  Speaker 1: to make sure I talk to the waiter about the
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  Speaker 1: meat loaf. What about the meat loaf? I heard they
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  Speaker 1: had to DNA test it because the animal they were
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  Speaker 1: using there is an unknown species. Oh my god. So
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to know the results first before I eat it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna pack? Okay, I'm not gonna know.
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  Speaker 1: You ruined all three of my favorite restaurants, Okay, number one,
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  Speaker 1: number two, and number three. I can't go back there anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go back. Look, it's not my fault that
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  Speaker 1: you picked crappy restaurants. They get flagged for health code violations.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's also not my fault that your
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  Speaker 1: friend Vance set you up for a phone tap. What
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  Speaker 1: my name is a Lexus. I work on a radio
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  Speaker 1: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What? Yeah, your buddy Vance set
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  Speaker 1: you up because you're meeting some girl from match soon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm like talking, I'm like and your
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  Speaker 1: boys sounded so weird. I was like, oh, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: mean my voice sounds like I'm in high school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get that a lot. Wake Up every morning was
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  Speaker 1: Dad's weekday mornings on the twenties How point five