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Episode 1183 - Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey Disaster · Ross Patterson Revolution!

• 0:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rocks, that is the Revolution!
• 0:21
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to deal with YouTube's bullshit.
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• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Fuck!
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, we're going to get into this right off the top here.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because I don't know what to believe, whether this is true or false or why, why, one of the greatest directors
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: greatest director currently of our time would do something like this to this fucking movie but let's start with the first one Bob your historical guy host the soft core history
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm assuming this is your era and you love it, right?
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, this is, so the Odyssey takes place in like Bronze Age Greece.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: What year is that?
• 1:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Be like the 1500, 2000 to 1500 BC, so like almost a thousand years before, like Plato and Aristotle and Alexander the Great and all that stuff.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so are you bricked up to see this thing or were you just just at the first, you know, drop of, hey, the Odyssey's coming out and Christopher Nolan's doing it.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: First, I mean, any Nolan joint doesn't matter.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to get, I'm going to get a little bricked up for it.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: When I heard it was the Odyssey, I was like, I was like, I just kind of was like, that's weird.
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: I had the same thought where I was like, well, this is weird and also like, I haven't read this book since I was a kid.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, it was part of your mandatory reading.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: In what like high school for you.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I was in all the dance classes like the tag talented and gifted.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: He has sang him talented and gifted.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: So they were correct.
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: But I.
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: going ahead and bought the cliff notes after maybe two or three chapters.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was all good with his bullshit.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: I just, it doesn't interest me and that's fine.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like movies aren't for everyone.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: And there's going to be movies that break through in certain genres that we all don't like.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: And we all don't want to go see necessarily, but it's not for us.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Kpop demon hunters is not for me.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It's for my children.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I understand that.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe the Odyssey is for a different audience, perhaps an older audience.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, well, they're not making the history people happy.
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I, they're not making anybody happy across the board.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, so let's start with the first one.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: This was the first rumor that I had a, you've not confirmed.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Lupita Nguango is playing Helen of Troy.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Believe that's accurate.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Is there, is it saying I need to be their character names?
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: because movies coming out here in a couple months and they're doing a blitz for it's uh... all the fucking talk shows all the things everything else reason why we're on patreon and we're so trailers and all that other shit and i don't want to risk the
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: The YouTube bullshit.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I still don't feel like it today.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, so if they can fuck right off Yeah, truthfully if I could do every episode on Patreon, I wouldn't LePie de Nguango is Helen of Troy.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Jesus Christ.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Which for what it's worth?
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, I don't think that's a major character in the Odyssey.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's more of an alien character.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't matter.
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Everybody is in grains with hot ass Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt is a killie's, right?
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's sorry.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was our that was our jam growing up so great to be Troy you got which is the Iliad right which you got you know to the hottest people on the planet playing these characters Now is there a difference between Diane Kruger and LePita Nguongo?
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've looked at the picture side by side and I can't figure it out.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: You don't quite the same okay Just a little some some was in some was in the song a little more is that what it was could be
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so people have bitched about that.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how big the role is because obviously we haven't seen the movie yet.
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Again, you know in history better than everybody else here, Matt Damon is Odessus.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Odessus.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Odessus.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: is that have any interaction with Helen of Detroit?
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know the Odyssey very well, but so the Odyssey takes place after the fall of Troy.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: She goes to Troy after leaving mental Alice, which is the brother of Eggamemnon, who she was married to.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: That's why the whole fucking war starts.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: And the Odyssey starts after the war is over.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right, kind of.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: So in the trailer, they do show the Trojan horse.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know how much she's gonna be in it because you gotta remember this is a fucking crystalline film Which means there's gonna be like five parallel time lines or something And so like it might be like flashing back to the To the alien part of the story with the with the battle of Troy and everything.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't fucking know But I don't either presumably she's not figure it out in the Odyssey a ton Okay, no, let's go to the next one.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Zendaya is playing Athena
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Athena White Black.
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: What was she fictional?
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: So it's not a real person.
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's not a real person.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it could be anyone.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's that one's fine.
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: You can check that off the list to be fair though.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: There wasn't a lot of people bitching about that.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: So you're all good.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: And also, I didn't take any fucking Greek mythology in college.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know none of this bullshit to be honest with you.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, now let's move on to Ellen Page from Juno, aka Elliott Page.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, there's no, uh, character name.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no part listed.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Presumably in Odysseus's crew, who have I had to guess?
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, the internet is gaspob.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: It counts, everybody's saying he, she, whatever the fuck you want to call that person is playing Achilles.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: and everyone is losing their fucking mind over this.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, Achilles is a dude that was played by Brad Pitt.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, now if you scroll down, I don't see any other, every, every other character name is listed.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, there's a couple of people who don't have character names.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, LA, LA page, no character name, Logan Marshall Green, no character name.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, that presumably is an Achilles candidate.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, Ryan Hurst, I don't know who this is.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: But he looks kind of like a Viking.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, this is that dude from uh, uh, remember the Titans and the sons of Anarchy and shit.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's probably not a killie's.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I had to guess.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: No.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, man.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't, that didn't even cross my mind.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: That at that point, you're just trolling the Christ out of everyone.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Could you imagine?
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Could you fucking imagine if,
• 6:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Elliott page is a killies and there was look I I don't know if they are not Bobby you can go to Twitter and some pull up the pictures I don't know if these are real and that's why I needed to ask you today because I get fooled by this shit all the time now and keeps getting better and better But just type in Elliott page.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: So here's the other part of this Elliott page is doing a shit ton of press right now for this
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  [SPEAKER_04]: So you can you confirm this that Elliot page is playing Achilles somebody's reporting it global box office I know if that's a real thing.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay Let's see there's a lot of them Bob they're saying it but I don't see anyone all right that one put that side by side that picture I don't even care if that's a yeah, yeah, yeah, but probably is but I mean dude If this is what we got here
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: were fucked.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: We are fucked.
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: They got our best director, whoever that is, the government got our best.
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Whoever got Christopher Nolan and put him in a fucking room and said, hey, we're putting a trans in here.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: uh... black talent trolly and all that other shits uh... obviously we posted that check from uh... uh... the trans quadriplegic non-binary fucking whatever uh... from the met gallery of the night we put her in a wheelchair uh... and put her out out on the battlefield as well
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: and said, why don't you just make her a killies?
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: So if this is what's going down here, you're gonna lose your entire audience, like opening nights, sorry, that movie is done opening nights.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, there has been several iterations of this trailer and,
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: They keep getting releasing more and more footage.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see the latest one.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently they just dropped a new one in theaters over the weekend here.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: This one's from seven days ago.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's the greatest one.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the one.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: So press play on this one.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: So now I'm dying to see.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just being a little stupid.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: We have fiber right.
• 9:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: There we go.
• 9:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's the Mac itself.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: You guys got to be in the computer at this.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: There we are.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tell me what you would remember.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: But life.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: And halfway I'm in a sorry.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like that.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tom Holland and like that.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Help me go home.
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Miss Alessault, waiting for Master.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: I want you to choose.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love our pets.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm not a big, our pets fan.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think his game is coming back.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: What would he do if he came back here and find all these suitors in his house?
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're pining me for a daddy.
• 10:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: You didn't even know, like some snuggling bastard.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's looking after your wife and son?
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you see?
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: My dad is coming home.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Pining me for any carrots.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Bringing it all.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: I need everyone in this party, dead.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can still save them.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your man needs to control his fate.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Is that Charlie's there?
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you're not control this.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: That world is gone.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: No one could stand between me and her.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's asleep.
• 11:29
  [UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
• 11:29
  [UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, it's got some moments.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but so did Napoleon.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is the way I know.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Napoleon trailer.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's fucking hard.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: We thought that was going to be fucking just a jerk fest.
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, is there anything that stood out to you in this trailer?
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 11:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Which was the use of the word daddy.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, they didn't use that back then probably I would imagine no so one of the there's something else controversial about there actually there's a lot controversial about this beyond what you're bringing up Well, there's a bigger overall theme in this that's I did not really catch until the internet caught and then it caught fire
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: What, they're all speaking with an American accent.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: And they said it's apparently to the first screenings.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's jarring.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I don't know if this is like a game of thrones effect, where we just expect everybody to sound British.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: So this is the same thing that happened in Poland, Bob.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's the same thing.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: They were like, oh, why do that accent?
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Show us a non-a-friend accent.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: And now that I'm watching it for the first time after reading all the comments online,
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it does seem fucking strange, man.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: All those period pieces that take place over there were just wired for it to be British.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right, and I don't know why.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, I mean, I, I guess with the audio book, when we were talking about this before we went on air with the final inch and like the success of that,
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think the success of this is because there's like 15 different famous actors and all other shit in it versus it used to be the stock standard was 99% of books was that British guy.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because that voice is soothing and Simon and Schusher wanted the night she cries and that God damn voice because it's soothing and everybody else knows him.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's fine and he can lovely get through your stuff and I was like,
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I played him in a movie, people were going to be pissed off if it's not my voice, and they eventually caved.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now with this, watching it with fresh eyes, yeah, the American accent is jarring for a movie like this.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: It is.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really know why that was the choice at the end of the day.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Napoleon, we know why.
• 13:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think really Scott came out and did an article and just said,
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Who was it's a fucking Joaquin just said I'm not fucking doing it.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: So sorry, man This is what we're gonna do and and that's it and it was just like okay And it was like the third day of notes apparently.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know, I mean Troy Didn't really have had some British accents, but it also had some American accents Brad Pitt I don't know what Brad Pitt's voice wasn't
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Good looking guy isn't it doesn't matter what he yeah good looking guy I wouldn't put him up there with some of the top actors I'm shocked that he won an Oscar to be honest with you But yeah accents is not something that he or DiCaprio or McConaughey or any of them do McConaughey will just straight up if it's a New York lawyer
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, man.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cool.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do it like this.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: All these guys.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: What you're getting.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: So everybody else though, these are all Oscar winners in this goddamn thing.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Top to bottom.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: They could do a British accent if they wanted.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, half of them were British.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right, Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Why not just switch it?
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't really get it.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think Charlie Saran's South African.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, she's South African.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: She can do a bunch of different accents, I'm sure.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Hathaway has done a British accent when she won her Oscar.
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sure did.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: So why not now?
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really get it.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Also, leaving Elliott Page out of the trailer.
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Potentially.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, if it's not there, this really comes out in like two months.
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: The page might have been the person who said, who's looking after your wife and children.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Stop it.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Could you imagine if it was, which would be a deep ender voice?
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Allegedly the ghost of Achilles.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Achilles isn't like in the Odyssey, right?
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's already dead.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: So you're saying it could be some form of dream or something?
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, or like, well, they travel through like mythical places
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: deal with like gods and all this stuff.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, they like see a bunch of fucked up shit.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, Ghost, right, on that's on brand for the Odyssey.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a supernatural story.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: But there's another controversy because the history nerds are mad too.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: History nerds are big mad.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: So these guys, at least if I could find it here, one thing they're pissed about is the costumes.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're not remotely period accurate.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, really?
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's the...
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: These are what Greeks would have been wearing kind of around the time of like 300.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: About a thousand years later.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: The stuff they're wearing in the Bronze Age is more...
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: They've made a picture of it.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let me show you.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'll just read some comments here from some people who've seen it.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Christopher Nolan has jumped the shark.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's really too bad.
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was my favorite filmmaker for decades.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: uh... but this one was a mess this would be period accurate armor got it used to do that right now yeah i'm rock no no people with it be other people did it oh shit yeah all right this would be period accurate it looks dope there's also and they got a they got it a lot closer and in troi
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: they were closer to accurate and Troy, not that it was super accurate.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then there's these fucking giants that they fight those guys in armor.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: These are supposed to be, yeah, these guys, these like super knights, if I can get it.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, no, I know what you're talking about.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: These guys right here.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're supposed to be like ogres.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I thought they were like, not at all armored or anything like that.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: But the biggest problem they have was apparently it's been leaked and it was daddy that got them thinking this was the case.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Daddy was a huge giveaway.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: So there's different translations of ancient books, right?
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's lots of different translations.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: People translated it being like, I think the context was this, I think, on this word, what blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's a very recent translation.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think in the last 10 to 15 years, that's a lot of people hate because it's like two modern.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: And they, at like a lot of historians and linguists a fucking hate it.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're like, this is garbage.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: You just made it up.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, and they think that's the translation he used faced on daddy.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, interesting.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: So he's apparently hitting it from every angle possible.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, first of all, it's a million pages and all that other shit, but like, how do you put a book that long into movie formats and still keep all the shit and do everything?
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's just too big of a project to tackle, I think, and he did it very, very quickly.
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, I don't know, I mean, look, if Chris were no one called your house, sorry you do the movie, and you know, you do it, you do it.
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't even, you don't even ask cause in it, nothing, you didn't even ask what the script's about.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, you know, it could be two dogs butt fucking and you're like awesome.
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: And what's my call time.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll be there.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll be there.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's make it cool.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Two dogs butt fucking in a non-linear narrative.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it's pretty interesting.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, then I could see it.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Three dimensions.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, gotta be great.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: But if he, if this doesn't do well, he's gonna be one and two in his last three because tenets sucked balls.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, by the way, they're saying Travis Scott is also in this movie.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's just doing weird fucking casting.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: What you've never really done before, other than like, I mean, he'll kind of like in in Oppenheimer.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: There are some interesting guys.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, Sean Avery's in this.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yes, yes, he is.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: But.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure, Sean will, it's not me who's willing to, I mean, this is on brand for him though, like a fighting and action type of movie.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, but Sean Avery was also an Oppenheimer.
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, with just, Sean Avery's actually a good actor.
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know, but it's like that.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Or like, he's good.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Put in Josh Peck and Oppenheimer, like that type.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, Josh Peck, I'm not saying he's bad.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm saying it's an out of the box casting choice.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: It is.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I don't mind that, right?
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: But for this time period, so here's what Nolan said, and regards to Travis Scott, I cast him because I wanted to,
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: not towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: an alligator wrap yeah it was it was a oral story for a long-long time before it was written down like a long time it started I don't I don't even know when it began I mean I guess the it would be like 1500 somewhere between 2000 and 1500 BC to give you some time scale of when this happened in history uh-huh it would be around the same time period roughly within a couple hundred years maybe of Moses and the ten commandments and leaving Egypt man
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well hey time ago Matt Damon was on us and all this weekend.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was yeah, and look he's not Damon's great in real life He's an awesome actor too, but he's just a fucking red person God damn it man.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: I you don't turn this down and You know he got jacked for he said he would never get jacked again for a roll because it's too fucking hard at his age and This fucking bombs like it appears it's going to
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: uh... the same great now all like i'm looking through all the comments here jump the shark jump the shark jump the shark jump the show do you guys know where that phrase came from jump the shark yet i've been with happy day did you guys ever actually watch the scene
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well this is why we're doing patreon.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, pop just type in jump the shark happy days and actually watch this scene Now whether or not you were alive for this doesn't matter.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: We all know how cool are Arthur Fanzarelli was yes Like that was iconic and the leather jacket and the motor say hey in the fucking cool guy shit They kept the jacket on him in the fucking water here and then he literally
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: jumps over sharks and I think it's either water skis or a motorcycle water skis I haven't seen this in years yeah again press play on this clip can you follow him on there yeah this is just look at how gay this looks the worst
• 22:19
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• 22:30
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• 22:31
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• 22:31
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• 22:31
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• 22:32
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• 22:33
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• 22:35
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• 22:38
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• 22:39
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• 22:41
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• 22:43
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• 22:46
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• 22:47
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• 22:48
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• 22:48
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• 22:49
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• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, dude, they actually did it on television, man.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Boy, and that phrase is stuck with everybody.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: What does it say 77 on there?
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, 50 years.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, 50 years.
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit, dude.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: God damn, I can't believe they did that.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he still had the leather jacket on, but he had these gay ass fucking shorts.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's one of the worst moments in entertainment history.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well,
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: This might be as well, and we'll find out here with the audience.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: This seems like it's going to be a fucking mess, like a mess.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's, you know, pop, pop.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the other part of this.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: So like the Iliad and Homer and all that other shit has been running a Hollywood forever.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: People are trying to make these movies and their argument was back in the day.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, you can sell the DVD to every classroom in America and make a shit ton of money.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of how the church makes all their money,
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: You would take home the DVDs for the movies or the Bible translations and the readings and all this other stuff and then play it, and it would sell it to you.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh boy, this is just...
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: This seems like this was made for that.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't, man.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is a bad one.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is a bad one here, guys.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's gonna use so much worse, so this comes out.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: This doesn't even come out until July.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and we're bitching about this in May.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: So it says 717-26.
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Also, why would Matt Damon not?
• 24:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: to S&O a little later, closer to the movie.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I got two weeks left to S&O, I'm in more week.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yo, yeah, they're on break, and I'm sorry.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, dude, I don't know, I don't know, but it's not great when Travis Scott is trending number eight for your movie.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: What role could he possibly play?
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just some fucking guy.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just some fucking guy.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Was there black people in that time period?
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, I mean, yeah, I'm on earth, but not there.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, not there.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: OK.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: So if you're going to take a ton of liberties with something like this anyway, I don't really care about the race casting per se.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: None of this is remotely historically accurate.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's like a thousand different things wrong with it, historically.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I just like Bob, how everybody's angry about something totally different.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: from every angle i'm there's not one positive we're like yeah all right cool other than you know it's shot well but it's crisper for no one it's always shot yeah so yeah but i mean like it would be the type of thing like 300 right does that movie that movie is not remotely historically accurate right at like no it's not so would you really care that it came out notes uh oh seven would you really care if one of the Spartans
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: it would it would seem weird because it didn't it wouldn't feel like it fit the period but uh... i don't but nothing else is correct anyway i told that totally so like i put it but i'm the wrong guy for that because i'm not a history yeah yeah so i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can i can
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, because I wanted to see what was how to the box office and all that was shit, it wasn't until like week three or four that my friends were like, this is fucking rad that I was like, all right, I'll go and see this, um, just because again, I'm not a big history guy.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, um, gladiator, any of that accurate?
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was pretty historically an accurate film.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, but it fucking rocked.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but that there are, there are, leave there's at least one black character in it, right?
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Digimon Hunzu.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I was playing that would have been nice.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's the slave.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's accurate though.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they were all slaves.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Russell Crowe was a slave.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, that was the time.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, all right, that, I think you could buy it too more, but
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: We had to, this is, uh, it's not great and you got three, three more months of this.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is starting to feel like snow white.
• 26:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's starting to feel like snow white and it sucks because I love it.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but we knew snow white was going to suck balls.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Every, all of those Disney live action remakes are awful.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: I agree and, and, you know, they're, for the most part, making money like, like, everybody shit's a Lion King, too.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Lion King made a lot of money.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're making a second one.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: So it is what it is.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like if it makes money, they'll do it.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Snow White, they're definitely not revisiting that.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: That one lost them.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think 214 million, but yeah.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then I personally, I'm not a euphoria guy, but the clips of that that keep popping up seems so absurd and out of control that people are losing their fucking minds.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, it's the highest ratings they've ever had.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it's not close.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't, I've heard they're not doing another season and they just said, fuck it, go for broke and do whatever you want it to.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I did, everyone in it is too famous now.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: They can't just keep getting them back for more TV show seasons.
• 27:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: And that's what I thought too, Bob.
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, however, checked out some scenes last night of her.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I want to say friend of the show, but she is no friend, Sidney Sweeney, and she's playing an only fan's model on this who's doing the most fucked up Newed shit on the planet.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I kind of love that it is because it's triggering people online and I feel like it's the director saying this is what you fuckers do I mean that but if you look at the ratings He wasn't wrong
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: and like all of us are just kind of poppin' in to be like, all right, what's Sydney swinging gonna do because this week, she jumproped up and down or tits fell out of her thing and then she sucked on her own feet.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll probably turn it to in the next week.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll give it a try.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: By the way, the funniest controversy is about the Sydney Sweden storyline in euphoria.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: What's that?
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: So a lot of people are getting really mad.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Because she's doing different costumes that her only fans grow, right?
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, they're telling her to dress up like a dog and shit.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: And at one point, they told her to dress up like a baby.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I think, and everyone got really mad.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's like super peto, abstine, shit, or whatever.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I think, I think.
• 29:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's meta commentary because how dare you fans of euphoria spend what two or three seasons watching children fuck
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then turn around and get mad when he literally satirizes you liking to watch under age people fucking bang on a TV show by making one of them as an adult now dressed up as a baby for only fans and the other parts of this fob is there ages were relatively close to actual teenagers when they started yeah so this isn't like because there was a thing
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey dude, we want people who look a little older that way you don't feel bad watching the situations.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I've said this before in the past, like American pie to the same thing, new guy, 10 things I hate about you, all the other shit, right?
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: We pretended that they run high school.
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, go back to the 80s, 16 candles, Jesus Christ.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, Judd Nelson looked like he was 25 years old.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Nine or two an hour.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Excellent example.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're all in high school.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: And Andrew Zuckerman was like fucking 38.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't think, I don't know how, do you know why?
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a mental thing.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: So like when you're watching them,
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know they're older.
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Therefore, you can accept the sexual situations that they're in, right?
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: These kids were kids when they started and now they've grown up.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Shits, I think most of them are 18.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sydney's we's 28 right now.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: What did you for you start like six years ago?
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, six years ago.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: They've had a lot of time off because her and obviously is in Diablo up and then one of the kids died from the cast.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I mean it's just 22 when it started.
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: The thing is though, people just look younger now.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: They do.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: They do.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: They do.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: They do.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Really do look younger.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like you go back and look at a fucking high school yearbook from the 80s or 90s and you'll be like, who are these 30-year-old men?
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's wild to me and I don't know what it is.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe it's the food, maybe it's enabling.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure, but...
• 31:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think two big things is better skin care and less pollution.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: And less second-hand smoke.
• 31:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I also smoking on give you it.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, I don't see anybody smoke anymore.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hard cigarettes.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, it's extremely rare and when I see it I'm impressed and my god god the brass on your way to go dude Way to go you actually still smoke cigarettes awesome
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, man, I, uh, I don't understand why you're angry that you got what you wanted.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: And also, they did interview Cindy Sweeney about it.
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: She goes, look, I, my only fucking thing was if we're going back and doing one more season, just make this as crazy as possible, and I don't care.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Which God, if there's a better person just to lean into shit, it's her, isn't it?
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean,
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: she's got to be sore from carrying fucking Hollywood right now and but but also being the person that everybody wants her to be I mean we we have clamored for this forever and bring in back real man real women all this other shit we did it congratulations so while you're pissed off that she's doing only fans like sorry your favorite actors today are doing only fans case in point Jamie Presley just signed up uh... the girl from american pie
• 32:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: just broke the record channel as well.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Jamie Presley and her said that they made more than the last five movies combined in 72 hours of only fans.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, dude, we're in that era right now and there is no jobs in Hollywood and you're going to see a lot more trade to the Mateo.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're going to see a lot more of these chicks heading on over to only fans and guess what?
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: My next prediction is you're going to see some fucking famous dudes.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Gay, straight, whatever, even just jack-off videos, dude.
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you're going to see it.
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it'll be dudes watching them.
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: But it's a, oh, yeah, 100% remember when George you did it?
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was just a bunch of gay listeners that we had, which is fine.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't kink shame, never have never will.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, next thing you know, he's on all force, putting a fucking toy car in his ass.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: I also, I don't love the world where we tell little girls if you want to make a million dollars become a sex worker.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't love either of this.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's kind of hard for me.
• 33:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: And look, if you're an adult, you want to make your money fucking, you get to it's America, do whatever you want.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: But like, I don't know.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: It does feel like there's a lot of pressure on this next generation of women to be like, hey, if you take your top off, you might become a millionaire.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I've got a daughter and it sucks.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because if it's this bad now, what is it like in the future?
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: has AI just gotten so good at that point that you're just creating these fictional people because it's close.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's close.
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that is a whole segment now on a lot of these porn sites.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know the the Q and A's are all AI.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I watched it happen.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: We had one of the only fans models on the show and she was typing in things.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: It went to somebody and I think
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then said, right, I don't have the full conversation for you.
• 34:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: And these guys get like five, 10 bucks an hour to have these conversations.
• 34:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then, you know, they're getting tips and they get a percentage, you know, all this other stuff.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, are you really talking to any of these people?
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, shit.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: There was one guy that actually came out and did a podcast with his shit.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he paid her fucking, I don't know, $750,000 over the years.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: So she had him on her podcast.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: creepiest fucking dude you'll ever see I'm fucking sure and you know you're also forgetting to mention that was for a girl who looks like she's 16 I know one of the like 19 just became legal.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's incredibly creepy.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's it's wild, man so and that guy was creepy the whole thing is creepy and if that's the world we're heading in it fucking sucks but also what do you tell people when times are tight?
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't show your tits for fucking 100k like, you know, but would you tell your daughter that?
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I would not.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: But there you go.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I, but yeah, but here's she's not in trouble.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Here's the thing.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, here's difference.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Channel Elizabeth is like 45.
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I would always see me press.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: So to a 19 year old girl, I would say you have other options.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I agree with them, but the problem is it's not them.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's 18-year-olds who are like, oh, I turned 18 today I started my only fans that who is the one bad Bobby bad Barbie that's it She made like $1.3 million in 24 hours.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: She was hopeless anyway.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, that I don't you're not wrong I just can't stand how about that.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: I look.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know and But the storyline right now to me is right on time I can't you can't even fault the writer for it because that's exactly what's happening
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, shit.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Man, it's a wild one to me, but that's kind of where we're at and whatever makes money makes money.
• 36:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, the other thing too that we'll talk about next is these roasts.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do you guys watch the roasts deck of Kevin Hart?
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: See the highlights.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I think social media clips.
• 36:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: There was, I mean, this is why we're on Patreon again today because I want to play it.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, this is,
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to send you Tony Hinge Cliff, who just eviscerated.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it was insane how good this was.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it might be, I think he only did like a minute and a half, which is crazy to me.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to look and see if there's, yeah, it was very, very quick.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: But he told like 60 jokes in 90 seconds, and I was like, God damn, dude.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, this is his wheelhouse, right?
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is his fastball down in the middle.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: It is, but like, man, to go on a level and we'll play it.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is why I want to do Patreon, but like to go this quickly and keep going, going, going, going, going.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: And is it Bob, have you seen this?
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've not seen the Hinge Cliff clip.
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, this is very aggressive.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, let's see.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, yeah, I love it, so don't get me wrong.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, um, press play here.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Jesus.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm teaching your kids on this road.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then I get to turn this up and rewind it.
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, Kevin, they told me not to.
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Turned volume.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kids on this road.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I'd say you did good.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've gotten so big.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: They know.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're new.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: This one.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because we can't hear it.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's true.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: We love it.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll find a better clip.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Some of these people did it off of television.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it was just like recorded it.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Which is fine.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why Netflix doesn't have Like a clip farmer or something here.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're not gonna post the whole the whole thing Yeah But a lot of people did Let's see if I can find just this full set here You got it.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think so.
• 38:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know the volume quality is gonna be well.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's find out.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we can test it out Yeah, yeah, why not do whatever we want today.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hold on, it's just as computer is being.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: There we go.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Turn it up.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, yeah.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: What more time for Tiana Taylor, everybody?
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was amazing.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's too low.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thought I heard a fire alarm chirp at one point during her set.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, are you still watching?
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: One more time for Shane Gillis.
• 38:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He looks like the type of slave owner that you can shrink into buying Kevin Hart.
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: If Kevin was a slave, his song would be, let my people grow.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a big rose.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin Hart is trying to fill Tom Brady shoes.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of extra space.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's like Pete Davidson's dick trying to fill Kim Kardashian's vagina.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Indeed, the closest Pete has come to greatness as when his dick rubbed up against some of Kanye's old com.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody could name a Joker a sketch you've ever done, Pete.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: If your father could see how you turned out, he'd be rolling in his rubble.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Regina Hall is here.
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was in a hit movie one battle after another, which is how Lizzo describes stairs.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: We knew Chelsea, we knew Chelsea handler would be available today because it's Mother's Day.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chelsea is a Jew, that's why she's here.
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's also the best thing about her.
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She won state at 50 cent, not the first time a Jew bent over from 50 cent.
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chelsea, why so serious?
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: She looks like a fucking Joker, people.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's aging like a vegetable in Lizzo's fridge.
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and she fucking sucks and always has, by the way, her whole act is just talking about how it's stupid that gets, we get it, your ovaries are busted.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's like if Kevin's whole act was about how roller coasters aren't that cool anyway.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: But seriously, Chelsea actually had her eggs frozen, not on purpose, they're just inside of a cold frigid bitch.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Bob.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I call her a girl.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sheryl underwood more like under a rock who even is this bitch you look like a great fluffy taffy the win through the dryer How have you been sitting next to me and playing drums the whole night that hair the purple you will go like your own pussy
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was on a show called the talk for 13 years if you never saw it here is what you miss.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, hold up, let me, no, no, no, no, let me talk.
• 41:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Her husband committed suicide three years than in their marriage.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've been sitting next to her for two hours and I have to ask, how did he last that long?
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Drayman Green is a naughty guy.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He has paid $4 million in fines.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you name your daughter, Cash, because you plan on losing her anyway?
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha, Ha, Cash, amazing.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: She won't even have to change her name when she gets hired at the strip club.
• 41:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jeff Ross is here looking like the ghost of Strawberry Cheesecake.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chef Ross, beat cancer this year.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: My good friend, beat cancer.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you know cancer is out there.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cancer is out there somewhere talking to its friends, like you got to see the other guy.
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jeff is so Jewish that when the hospital gave him his bill, he's like, can you put some of the cancer back in?
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin Hartlade is in trouble.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he was born nine months after his father, spit a watermelon seed into his mother's vagina.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good Lord.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did that.
• 42:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he was born.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nine pounds, seven ounces, and he remains the same today.
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin is so small, people call him the lower case and word.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: We just got a new couple.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was raised by a single mother and a step ladder.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because of Kevin's awful childhood and feelings of inadequacy, he became a workaholic to distract himself from the grief of who he is on the inside.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And to make matters worse, his inner child is taller than him.
• 42:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: But look at him now.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're not wearing a chain.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was going to say nice chain capital would make a great bracelet for a normal sized black man, but you didn't wear the normal chain that you wear to over-common state for how small you are.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin has so few black friends that he started to vegan fast food chain and nobody stopped him.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: His vegan restaurant is like his movies because you don't have to go to know it fucking sucks.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin and a town full of successful pedophiles, it's great to know that you are not one, but in fairness, if you ever tried any fuckable 10-year-old would beat the living shit out of it.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: The audience is so ghetto that his merch table has more gunfire than Charlie Kirk's.
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin, if you're here, who's holding peded his pocket in jail?
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin has been so far up the rocks ass that he can actually smell what he's been cooking.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin, the rock played black Adam, Kevin is the size of a black atom.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's one two Grammys, at least that's what the scale says when he stands on it.
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Two Grammys, Lizzo as eight, everything that's ever been put in front of her.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Lizzo, you look great, you really do.
• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: People describing you no longer have to say the word really before saying the word fat.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She looks like she loves gluten.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know Kevin, they told me not to mention your kids on this roast, but I must say you did good.
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've gotten so big, they now buckle Kevin up in the car seat.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's true we lost his gig hosting the Academy Awards because there's some homophobic tweets, but you'd be homophobic too if you were I level with everyone's cock.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: He got no a fist fight on a private plane proof that no matter how much money black people have, they're still just gonna act like ninjas.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's fight.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Bill Cosby, hard as a black comedian from Philadelphia, like Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin is inside of them.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've done good though, Kevin.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: The black community is so proud of you.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right now, George Floyd is looking up us at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: God bless you, Kevin.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: God bless this room and God bless the United States of America.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: We got, we got Newt's off of Patreon there for YouTube.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm assuming.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we got all the YouTube back in.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not Patreon is not the.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, we'll upload this right after we're out on.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: What is it, Vimeo?
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: So.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: The importance of playing this clip, by the way, is if you're wondering if comedy's back, holy shit, have you heard a set that aggressive in a long, like I can't remember one?
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was about as aggressive as I've ever heard.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, even George Floyd's family asked for an apology, which is why I wanted to show the whole thing, because that last joke, they asked for an apology today and said, hey, you know, I can't believe you said that.
• 46:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: to be fair, though.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: We also went after Charlie Kirk and everybody.
• 46:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, there was no one was off limits there.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: And Shane Gillis, the slave owner.
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that was really funny.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I actually, the most aggressive part to me was, boy, he was, he was actually angry at Chelsea Handler.
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that didn't seem like pure hatred.
• 46:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, she was up, I think, earlier in the night and was ripping on him and the Austin comedy scene and all that stuff.
• 46:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, well, which he's kind of sensitive about to be honest.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, she said, so I why I watch the whole thing.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, her joke was Tony Tony, he's going for if you were here, then who's warming Rogan's balls?
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: So She went after him first not well, she was first though.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, but yeah, but going after him first like that.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I Wondered if he was like cool man.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just gonna throw in a couple more and fuck you That's exactly what it felt like
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: He didn't tell a joke for like 30 seconds.
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was just like you're a dumb bitch I fucking hate you you're you suck and by the way everything he said is totally true about her so Fuck it.
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really care it's
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, I mean, I was stunned by that.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: So the winners of the night, and they kind of, you know, everybody's got their favorites and all that other one.
• 47:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: The one that I was surprised, really fucking surprised to see.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: We won't play his full set is Cat Williams.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: So Cat Williams, I was shocked like that he showed up.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: When they said ladies and gentlemen, Cat Williams, I was like, no.
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was gonna be like an impersonator or something like that.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: They've had,
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: a beef now for years.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: If you guys recall, you went on club Shay Shay and said that Kevin Hart was an industry plant, a fucking sellout, and all those roles came to him, and then they went to Kevin Hart because he wouldn't do it.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cat Williams wouldn't do it, right?
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, also maybe because Kevin Hart's an infinitely more reliable human being.
• 48:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, do you cat Williams was crazy for a while?
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's still crazy.
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like who's who's more likely to show up to set on time exactly and they were in the same movie together It was uh cat was that black airplane movie.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I actually enjoyed that move.
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know everybody.
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was actually pretty good.
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I agree.
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was a excellent comedy
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, and I enjoyed it too.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I just came from the name of it.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Soulplay.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's it's Soulplay.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, and it was a, it broke.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: If you look at that cast Bob, it broke a lot of people, man.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, I think I was Kevin Hart's first movie.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was his lead.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know who he was when I was watching it.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like straight up, I like watching on HBO.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think or something.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it was just like, I don't know what this is, but whatever.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, and it was surprised to be like, oh.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yep, this is fairly funny, like I thought there's gonna be horrible as almost like, well, like, uh, I'm gonna watch this to laugh at it.
• 48:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 48:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: And so when Cat Williams came out, we were all just sitting there going, what is this going to be even the crowd got nervous of like what he was going to say and.
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cat Williams is one of the best of all time.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: When he's on, he is fucking on, dude.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he was on.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I mean, he went really, really fucking hard.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, look, man, talking about the Epstein Island.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Kevin Han on the Epstein island, and he goes, uh, I don't even have to ask what he did there because every time he asks about it against so nervous, he can't say anything.
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: So we know you did some bad shit and that was just like, oh my God.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it was just a perfectly written, well crafted five minutes from Cat Williams and he took his time and it was just amazing.
• 49:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: So the two of those guys knocked it out of the park.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Actually opinion and and I enjoyed you know who enjoyed it.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know who else went after Chelsea handler pretty hard.
• 49:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who?
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Gillis.
• 50:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she didn't get y'all.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: So Look we were talking about she and Gillis here.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love him as an actor and I think he's common.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's fucking greats But he's in this place now of like apologizing right after the joke is over
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Was he still doing it?
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, man.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: But we've talked about it on the show before.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, stop.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't do it.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Taking out your own legs from under you.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, just let the joke in, because the jokes are great.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was a joke that went over the audience's head.
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he goes, you'd love that joke if you, if you knew ball, if you were in basketball or whatever.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it was just like, man, there's a million could join people that get that joke.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're all good.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to explain it to this room, which is LA.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, but yeah, man.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: He, he did a pretty pretty good job.
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Again, I just wish he wouldn't button his jokes up like that.
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like he just let him live.
• 50:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: If they bomb like Tony Hinchcliff.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Bomb, they bomb and think if they're great, they're great and he'll take a pause.
• 50:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hinchcliff is almost the opposite where I find him often too satisfied with his jokes.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, god, is there a, there is not a more smug mother fucker on the planet, but
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: he destroyed so congratulations you get to be snug smug.
• 51:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean that was phenomenal.
• 51:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: But Cat Williams is really great.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: The whole thing was pretty good.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: I now whether or not the beef is real still I don't know because after the Cat Williams set was over Kevin Hart walks over to him and he says
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: He goes, hey, and he had a microphone.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: So the whole audience could hear it, including us at home.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he goes, hey, Kat, after all these years, I just want to say you're one of the funniest people ever, and I want to extend an olive branch to you, and I hope we can be friends.
• 51:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he said that live on stage, they shook hands, and then they shared a hug, and then Cat Williams left.
• 51:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was gone to wherever Cat Williams goes, which is just probably a magical scary place.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Crawled back into a magical sewer, is it actually?
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 51:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't love that way.
• 51:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not even trying to Fucking hilarious.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: So do I just know nothing about his weird life and like yeah God bless them.
• 52:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's great.
• 52:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's fucking hilarious But who knows what that guy does.
• 52:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know where I'm going.
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'd like a who knows, right?
• 52:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes And at the end is when they let the person getting roasted
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: have like a 15 minute retort against everybody else, right?
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: And Kevin Hart's is something really funny that made me think, eh, maybe this was for ratings and they're not friends.
• 52:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Where at the end he goes, yeah, everybody made fun of what a shitty actor I am and he goes, I just put on the best performance of my life by pretending to like cat Williams.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, bravo, but it felt real.
• 52:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of this felt real.
• 52:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: The Chelsea handler Tony Henskov shit definitely felt real.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, that was real.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: And they did not pan to her more than once during that whole set.
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: She was putting on a brave face, huh?
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Which credit to her, like you got to act, like, you got to play ball.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I totally, right?
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because if you come off like a bitch in these things, and everybody like, you don't have a sense of humor or whatever.
• 53:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, Jessie and I have said this in the show for you, she'll be back next week, by the way.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: As we move to Wilmington, Thursday's our last set of shows here, and then we're on the road.
• 53:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: But she's always said the same thing of what's the point of a roast.
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: It all just feels really fucking mean.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: And to me, Ann Hurr, I would feel terrible about my life just driving home after that.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tom Brady to this day won't shut the fuck up about it that he regrets it.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: However, he will do anything for money now apparently because he did this.
• 53:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was there.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he came out and I was like, oh, well, I think you got think you kind of took a bath and crypto if I recall Wasn't just the crypto he got sued for those commercials and everything yeah, so You know, yeah, he was a part of FTAx, which is that's not good And everyone like all the influencers for that.
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: They all got caught up.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: They all got sued, right?
• 54:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: So at the end of the day I think it was like 12 13 celebrities, but yeah
• 54:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, man.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why it's signed up for it.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really see how it helps your career other than if Netflix.
• 54:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, maybe Netflix is a hit.
• 54:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's also a 15 million.
• 54:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like maybe it's also just kind of like a big circle.
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like I'm not a big roast guy.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Even though I did think a lot of what was said was funny.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: So do I.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm just like it's not it's like the cheapest form of comedy.
• 54:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's the least amount of creation.
• 54:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: How many times do you hear you look like?
• 54:33
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• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I fucking tune out.
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: If I'm watching a show, like a TV show or a movie and the line, whether it's improvised or written, is you look like I'm like done.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck you.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck you, you lazy, fucks elementary school childhood bullshit.
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• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can forgive it at a roast a little more, but like when I see it in like proper comedy, whether it's stand up or a script or something like that, or an editor who let that hook director and editor who kept that fucking improvised line in.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but like you had, wow, you had nothing else, huh?
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is bad.
• 55:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is just bad.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, um Pete Davidson, I look.
• 55:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what the fuck they're trying to do with that guy.
• 55:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: So you know, they, not flicks just created a video podcast form and they're promoting the shit out of it.
• 55:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's at the top of my feet like every goddamn game.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: I see a lot of clips of it.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: By the way, that actually, Hinch Cliff was kind of, I think, serious about Pete too.
• 55:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's what I was just going to say, like, he said, we don't know any sketchy you're in, you're not funny and, and, and, uh,
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: one joke either and he's right.
• 55:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like I can't name any.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: He had one sketch that he was in that he was like kind of the co-may now that I really liked.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it was like a dude, a high school kid who got like molested by his female teacher.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like on the stand and he's like just a dumbass.
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like the lawyers ask him.
• 55:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's like, oh no, oh no.
• 55:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: And like the teacher's like, oh my god, yes that's stupid.
• 56:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Shut up.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like I'm not doing it.
• 56:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not doing it service but he's actually good.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll take your word for it.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: But either way, I've never been a big Pete Davidson fan and he really was pissed off.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's pretty whatever.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it was, if so annoying, how, I mean, like, he was just babyed by Lord Michaels in SNL.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 56:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, like, oh, yeah, take five weeks off and the most important thing is that you're famous.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes.
• 56:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations.
• 56:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations on that.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, it's always odd.
• 56:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was wondering why like Jamie Fox wasn't there.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know their homies in real life turns out Jamie Fox got some other news going on in his life.
• 56:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: He knocked up his girlfriend very young white here.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: I guess them are dating for a while.
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's your August 20th.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Alice, hook step?
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: What?
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I, first time I'm hearing about hook step.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a name you can't forget, really.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'll never forget it.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: What do you think her age is, Bob?
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: She looks like she's in her 20s.
• 57:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I think too.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Jamie's 55.
• 57:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 57:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Here's the other thing too.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: She, I don't mean this to be offensive because I think she's cute, but like that's not an on camera person.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I don't think she's an actress or anything.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm saying I think she's probably industry because he's probably the people he meets, but like I could see like a model or something or some form of model or like a producer like just a put together Agent manager like that.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, not necessarily on camera.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't let's see I'm gonna see who she is here Dish and they said they met one of his premieres, so yeah, what is she doing real life?
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: So actually she looks a lot hotter here.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yeah, you can put that picture up there.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so okay.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe she has a model or something.
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah That was a weird photo TMZ.
• 57:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: What do you do in lead was?
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay.
• 58:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's pretty hot.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, yeah That's a good one to put up there, but yeah, yeah, that's a that was the surprise to me So I guess they knew this announcement was coming somebody leaked it or whatever So I'm sure he was getting ready for that because I find it odd that it just dropped a day after Kevin Ernst Rose
• 58:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're like, okay, so that's why you weren't there.
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I guarantee you somebody knew there, you know?
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he didn't want to fucking hear it all night, probably.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: She works at People Magazine.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Really?
• 58:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Interesting.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, that's a good job.
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: They transitioned to online pretty quickly those guys.
• 58:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so they were ahead of the game That's why they're still you still see their articles and shit pop up an article about her on people Yeah, I sound people yeah.
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, dude.
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: So It doesn't say why she's not in the public eye
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: She just put in the background like she doesn't uh, she doesn't have like a public facing job and it says they're at the bottom Jamie's very low key.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he is.
• 59:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 59:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, he'll go out and do fun shit in real life, but like um, yeah Did he remember he dated Katie Holmes for years?
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Mary.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 59:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: They were married.
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: What?
• 59:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: For years.
• 59:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Katie Holmes is a bizarre dating history.
• 59:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean Jamie Fox is rad.
• 59:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying like Tom Cruise Jamie Fox.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dude.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I don't get it because she was totally fucking normal as a kid.
• 59:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: My, she used to date one of my fraternity brothers.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: K-Homes.
• 59:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: What?
• 59:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: In college?
• 59:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'd tell you the story.
• 59:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so, dude, one night, we had a knock at the fucking door and I answered the door and it's K-Homes at like the height of Dawson's Creek fame.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you're one year, too.
• 59:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, we're all watching it at that point.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, hey, what's up?
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he'd said that he'd dated her in the past,
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, cool, because they were from Toledo, Ohio, and they went to the same school together, and then showed up at the fraternity, looking for him, and my buddy's a normal guy, like he's a meathead, or anything like Houston, normal surfer, dude.
• 1:00:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: And so she dated normal people at some point, like, you know.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: before she got in a psychology and then yeah and then Jamie I look up Google the Jamie Fox relationship because it was a very long time oh here's a picture of them there you go first right here in this story oh shut up yeah here you go by the way I think that hook step might be younger than fox is old as daughter he's got a 32 year old daughter he does yes but she looks young
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit.
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: I remember I think he took her to the Oscars is like when she was like eight.
• 1:00:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: So you would have won the Oscars.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, that's what 20 something years later.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Would Ray was like, oh five or something?
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: So eight.
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Some of them are there.
• 1:00:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Some somewhere in there.
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, that makes sense.
• 1:00:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Shit.
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: We watch her show with the kids.
• 1:01:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: She hosts, she's in with him.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, I don't know if it's still on anymore, uh, you know that app where you guess the music and shit.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: My kids love that show.
• 1:01:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: So that's just like a game show that's on at night.
• 1:01:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: But, uh, yeah, they hosted together.
• 1:01:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, she's grown up and she's good and, uh, you know, they're all super close, but having a baby at what?
• 1:01:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: 58.
• 1:01:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Woo.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh boy.
• 1:01:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 1:01:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: It will be 76 when that baby graduates from high school.
• 1:01:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:01:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: uh... shit one of the uh... people gave us a better views rex read um... you just died right now the film critic who gave the audacity a better view uh... at least he got one more in there you know congratulations for uh... proud of you but proud of you but yeah man i uh... i uh... i'm curious to see this audacity back lunch what's gonna happen and uh... that is i think it's two hundred fifty million dollar movie so
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I wonder 10 it made its money back has has here's my question.
• 1:02:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is Nolan ever lost money The only other one I would think would be a potential is it a warm movie?
• 1:02:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, don't Kirk did well.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think oh you're right across a hundred Who would it be one of the first ones?
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: What was the one where the guy I can't remember shit?
• 1:02:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was first movie.
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, well, I'm a mental.
• 1:02:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: A mental.
• 1:02:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that was the highest grossing independent movie of the time.
• 1:02:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: So maybe the prestige didn't make its money back till DVD or something.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I could see that being a thing.
• 1:02:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: OK. Yeah, dude.
• 1:02:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, shit.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking A, man.
• 1:02:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then I'm just looking at it here.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's St. RJ Decker got a proof of Jamie's here in the studio.
• 1:02:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: I shoot that all through Wilmington right now.
• 1:02:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
• 1:02:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's topless days, it's topless days, isn't it?
• 1:02:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: That'd be hilarious, so she was.
• 1:02:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Gotta be great.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tennis.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Shoot that right next to my house.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Tennis made his money back.
• 1:03:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: It did make his money back, would it make?
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: $200, $5 million budget.
• 1:03:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Box office was 365.9.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I mean, you got to include marketing and stuff in there, but it seems like it was probably a break, even, or maybe made a little money, I don't know.
• 1:03:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: By the way, the reason I'm bringing up RJ Decker, we did an episode where I said if you got picked up for his season two, I'd make a call and try to get Jesse and his dead body in that.
• 1:03:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now we've got a shot at this.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now we've got a shot at this.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's got to be bad.
• 1:03:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think she needs to be like a shark attack victim.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like mangled.
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, it takes place in Florida, although they should shoot the exteriors in Florida and then all the interiors and women's in North Carolina.
• 1:03:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, she can be a dead body or like a shark attack would be fun, but yeah, it's like a murder mystery show.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's a detective Yeah, I was what I'm saying.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's so a shark.
• 1:03:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not really investigating a lot.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Unless the bad guys Through the body overboard and a shark fucked it up Yeah, and then it comes ashore which is always possible.
• 1:03:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so that has I don't want to discount that at all.
• 1:03:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to discount that at all
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then the last part of this is this is why we want to try to build an app here to so we don't have to have snafos like this Where YouTube deletes the shit or whatever.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like fuck you.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: This came from Twitter Which is so fucked because literally one of the most popular genres on YouTube is just people reacting
• 1:04:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: to other people shit correct can't do it on live streams that's the that's the biggest problem because then they's at the root up the copyright and content and then they instantly stop the live stream because they don't want to get into problems with that like they don't want you re-broadcasting NFL games so they look out for that but if you grabbed NFL clips and cut them up and edited them and then did it on an uploaded video they don't care as much.
• 1:04:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's so finicky I genuinely they're probably one of the worst live streaming sites like if you would just want a live stream So yeah, that's why I was trying to point you guys to know I might place your good.
• 1:04:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're good.
• 1:04:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: I look look We're close on this app like we've already started building it and everything else and we wanted to be free like to be so You know then we'll be able to show whatever we want and shit like this and it'll it'll never be stopped so
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're working on that really hard, and that's kind of the next venture here, moving forward into the fall.
• 1:05:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: The dream would be able to watch live games and stuff with you guys or shows or movies or whatever, and then just react and hang out with you guys.
• 1:05:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: That would be fucking awesome.
• 1:05:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: So that is in the works for this exact reason right here.
• 1:05:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, you're just trying to figure out the future and we have zero problems to Spotify video at all.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: They never ding us for anything, never call us, never do anything about consents.
• 1:05:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hopefully Apple's the same we'll see.
• 1:05:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: But know that we are working on it and apologies for today.
• 1:05:43
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• 1:05:48
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• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cooper, you got some crime corner, by the way, tomorrow.
• 1:05:57
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• 1:06:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: In Part 1, we went over all of the victims and in Part 2, we covered the actual hunt and capture of the killer.
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