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Phone Tap: Meatball Road Rage · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: What you're about to hear is maybe top five most
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  Speaker 3: awkward calls we've ever had on this showo ever ever.
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  Speaker 3: And remember we helped a woman call her grandson after
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  Speaker 3: she walked in on him once.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that, Yes, what could this possibly be?
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  Speaker 3: This might be more awkward than even that. And it
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  Speaker 3: all starts at a sandwich shop where an unsuspecting guy
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  Speaker 3: is taking orders and he's going to find himself in
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  Speaker 3: a very bizarre situation where he does not know what
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing this one, aren't you?
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  Speaker 3: You're going to see in your phone's out right now?
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  Speaker 1: Another weekday Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Substance salads help you.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to order a big meatball.
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  Speaker 4: Sub Uh, I'm sorry, is this a person?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm driving right now, I'm using text to speech.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Uh, what would you like?
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  Speaker 2: I would like one big juicy meatball sub.
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  Speaker 4: Yum uh okay, one juicy meatball sub.
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  Speaker 2: And the balls have to be big, like super huge.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry you.
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  Speaker 2: And the balls have to be big like super huge.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they're all the same size, there's not some
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  Speaker 4: that are bigger than the others.
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  Speaker 2: And juicy, yeah, I mean they're all juicy.
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  Speaker 4: I guess. I mean, what do you?
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  Speaker 2: Damn it? Why did you cut me off?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I didn't. I'm sorry, sir, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 4: to clarify.
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  Speaker 2: No, not you. I'm driving.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were talking to me.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is with this guy? He is driving
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  Speaker 2: like van diesel on crack?
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  Speaker 4: I is this a bad time? Do you want to
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  Speaker 4: call it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to bump him a bit to let
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  Speaker 2: him know I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Here, sir. I'm not sure what to do here.
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  Speaker 2: You think you are such a bad act? Beat my bumper.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like you're involved with something.
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  Speaker 2: He's getting out of his car. Oh quick, lock the doors,
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, lock the freaking doors.
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  Speaker 4: Is everything?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, honey, tell the kids to close their eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Do you be called? Please?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, sir, I did not see you there. That is
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  Speaker 2: a very fine mustache. You have what I am impressed
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  Speaker 2: with all your tattoos? Is that an eagle with a knife?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, please spare me and my family. Oh
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  Speaker 2: thank you, sir, Thank you, thank you. I will be
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  Speaker 2: on my way now.
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  Speaker 4: Is everything okay?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry? Text to speech was still on. You probably think
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big fat whim.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't. I think that you know these
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  Speaker 4: things happen. You know, every day people have meetings with people.
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  Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me how to live my life?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, sir. I think that you know
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  Speaker 4: whatever you have to do.
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  Speaker 2: Are you saying you're tougher than me in front of
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  Speaker 2: my own kids?
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that. Also, I think that you are
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  Speaker 4: probably a very tough man, and that you probably handle
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  Speaker 4: the situation as best as you could.
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  Speaker 2: When I get there, we're throwing hands. I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 2: you cry.
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  Speaker 4: No no, I'm just saying be careful. That's all I'm
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  Speaker 4: trying to.
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  Speaker 2: Say, Barbara, did you hear that the sandwich guy is
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  Speaker 2: too scared to scrap with me?
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  Speaker 4: Sir? I don't want any trouble. Can you just give
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  Speaker 4: me your name? Your son's gonna be ready in twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, is that two people? I just need one
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  Speaker 4: name here, sir.
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  Speaker 2: It's four people, Brook, Jeffrey, Jose and Alexis.
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  Speaker 4: Sir, just give me one name. I only need one name.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm sorry I just took you off text to speech.
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  Speaker 3: I'm jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, truth is, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Actually need a sandwich. I'm only calling because your girlfriend,
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  Speaker 3: Savannah wanted us to do a prank on you. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: this is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: You're on the radio right now. Man, I'm sorry, dude,
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  Speaker 4: God sakes, mand was Oh my god, Oh god.
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  Speaker 3: I sounded so freaked out?
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  Speaker 4: What am I suppose to feel like? Dude sounding?
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  Speaker 2: Do you really you really.
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  Speaker 3: Thought there was some like road rage thing going on
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  Speaker 3: over there?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely due the top.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe you backed down from that fight with
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  Speaker 3: that customer.
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  Speaker 4: Man, Hey, dude, the customer is always right here in
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  Speaker 4: stubs and sales.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's because you have a pair of little sissy meatballs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I will kick that robots
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  Speaker 2: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,