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Butterfly Kisses, Damaged Guitars, and The Best Revenge · Talk About That

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  Speaker 1: Life audio.
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  Speaker 2: Today, I'm talking about that John changes his mind on
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  Speaker 2: a cheesy nineties song now that he's a girl dad
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  Speaker 2: and ponders whether aliens are real. You know, I'll reveal
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  Speaker 2: the commercial jingle that makes me homicidal and tell you
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  Speaker 2: the insane story of the last bare knuckle boxing match.
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  Speaker 2: Well us a conversation about friends, enemies, and the best revenge.
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  Speaker 2: Today's episode is not sponsored by July What are your plants?
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  Speaker 2: All you want? They're already dead? But first award from
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  Speaker 2: my actual sponsor, Johnny.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's time to take another trip to Bantertown.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: You're taking a trip, taking.
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  Speaker 3: Trip, not a bantertown wherever, Bahama banter Bahama Town. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's my daughter's eighteenth.
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  Speaker 2: Third excuse, John, Just take a trip. You take a
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  Speaker 2: lot of vacations.
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  Speaker 1: You can't have a thing you're celebrating on a trip.
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  Speaker 1: Is that an exciting But I.
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  Speaker 2: Feel like you do a thing where you try to
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  Speaker 2: qualify everything. Well, we had to do something. It's a
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  Speaker 2: special thing. I don't normally like spending money, but in
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  Speaker 2: this case I'm making this after just go waste your money.
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  Speaker 3: That's true that I don't like spending money, and yet
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  Speaker 3: here we are. Yeah, we can't all be like you Johnny,
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  Speaker 3: just spend indiscriminately without even thinking about it, and some
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  Speaker 3: of us need to make.
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  Speaker 2: It about it. I'm in a lot of trouble.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about Patreon for a second. Now we're
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  Speaker 3: she has I mean, she has a tryout tonight. I
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  Speaker 3: try out tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 1: Right now.
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  Speaker 3: She's in weightlifting in practice. She gets up at five
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  Speaker 3: point forty five right now to drive for school ball.
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  Speaker 3: And then and she's taken online Latin this summer, and
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  Speaker 3: she has to read two books for summer reading, and
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  Speaker 3: there's a senior thesis. And she'll come back. We'll do
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  Speaker 3: next week's practices and then we fly to Dallas. Well
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  Speaker 3: we'll sorry, we do the cruise three days with her
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  Speaker 3: and her best friend for her eighteenth birthday. Then we'll
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  Speaker 3: come back. She'll do all this again next week, and
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  Speaker 3: then we fly out next Sunday to a Prospect camp
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  Speaker 3: in Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing online pig Laton this summer. That's all I have.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we're gonna start starting. We're gonna speak anything.
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  Speaker 2: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks, stupid, stay
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Uh, they about a new guitar.
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  Speaker 1: No, I have a problem. Finally something good happened.
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  Speaker 2: I got a little problem. Yeah. So what happened was
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  Speaker 2: they my one the electronics started freaking out, and so
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  Speaker 2: I took it to the shop and they were like,
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  Speaker 2: we need to have this for a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Say which one.
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  Speaker 2: This was the tobacco Sunburst gloss finish. It's a Martin.
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  Speaker 2: I've had it for a while. It's like an amber
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  Speaker 2: tobacco the first so I was like okay. So then
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  Speaker 2: I knew they were going to have it like two
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  Speaker 2: or three weeks, and they were, and I had shows
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  Speaker 2: and I was like.
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  Speaker 1: Well, who's justified? Now I see where this was going.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I had to have another guitar.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, so they sold me another like
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  Speaker 2: stop gap guitar, and I was like, I don't like it,
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  Speaker 2: I'll just sell it or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't just rent one?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, can you rent guitars?
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  Speaker 1: Did you ask?
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  Speaker 2: No? Immediately, just like rent a guitar.
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  Speaker 3: I just immediately thought, how could I drop a lot
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  Speaker 3: more money on another new product while my great product
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  Speaker 3: is being.
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  Speaker 2: So I bought this guitar and it's actually fine. It's
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  Speaker 2: a good It's been a good guitar too. It's like
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  Speaker 2: a Martin with a Bolton nick. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: get into the weeds of guitar stuff, but that's really
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  Speaker 2: rare for an acoustic it's a Bolton nick. So I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is and it sounded kind of good.
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  Speaker 2: I was playing some shows with it. It's very light.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, it's a little thinner body.
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  Speaker 2: But then I started thinking, like I want to some reason,
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  Speaker 2: I started getting ads because I bought that guitar, and
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  Speaker 2: somehow you start, the algorithm starts finding you. And I
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  Speaker 2: started seeing these Martin a is releasing, like this vintage
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  Speaker 2: series their new guitars, but there's a vintage vibe and
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  Speaker 2: it's like a Dreadnought but it's a tobacco sunburst, but
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  Speaker 2: it's matt finished. I find I blind half the front
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  Speaker 2: two rows with my guitar when they have a glass finished.
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  Speaker 2: I hate it because I do a lot of shows
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  Speaker 2: now with spotlight because I'm kind of standing in the spotlight.
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  Speaker 2: So it bugs me so much because people wincing when
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  Speaker 2: you're telling.
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  Speaker 1: A joke, so which normally when they wind, it's because the.
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  Speaker 2: Joke itself, right. But so anyway, so I got so
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  Speaker 2: I bought that guitar and I really like it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, did you buy the other one too?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I have four guitars. Now you bought two. I
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  Speaker 2: have four acoustics.
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  Speaker 1: You took a guitar in and have a repaired and
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  Speaker 1: came out with two new guitars.
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  Speaker 2: Not too at the same time, but yes, in different
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  Speaker 2: different times.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna sell the one?
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  Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna sell a couple of guitars, So I may,
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  Speaker 2: I may. We'll talk about it. I'll put it on
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  Speaker 2: the website, talk about that podcast dot com if you
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  Speaker 2: want to buy my old.
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  Speaker 1: Guitars you want to sign.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to sell the guitars necessarily. It's not
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  Speaker 2: like I'm needing insulin money or anything right now. But
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  Speaker 2: I mean those days could come. Give me another global pandemic,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll let you know how things are going. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just don't need four. But the one I have
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  Speaker 2: had forever I can't sell because it's got the big
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  Speaker 2: crack and it's been glued and it just I wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't sell it to somebody, just because I can't
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  Speaker 2: trust the stability of it. But it's the other reason I
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  Speaker 2: can't fly with it. Yeah, so, but it's a great guitar.
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  Speaker 2: I would use it all day, but it's just like
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  Speaker 2: i'd play the opry with it, but I just can't
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  Speaker 2: put it on a plane because I have no idea
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  Speaker 2: what a plane cabin pressure would do.
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  Speaker 1: Too.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, I have four acoustics now, which is for
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  Speaker 2: no reason I have a problem. I know there's people
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  Speaker 2: who listen to this show that have like fourteen. Like
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  Speaker 2: if you're a guitar guy, it's almost like shoes.
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  Speaker 1: He's the guy in the Bible, is like, at least
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  Speaker 1: think you gottah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know, No, I'm just saying like I think
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  Speaker 2: of myself as having too many. But I know some
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  Speaker 2: people who have a real problem.
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  Speaker 3: I think that if you play music for a living,
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  Speaker 3: which is what you do, four acoustics is acceptable.
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  Speaker 1: I'm as much. I'd love to bust your chops.
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  Speaker 2: About it, but it's not like I'm used you can
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  Speaker 2: only use one at a time. That's all always say,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm not switching the guitars between songs like that
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  Speaker 2: runs out with the thing and throws you, Bobby, I'll
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  Speaker 2: throw it to him off stage. You can't throw my guitar.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna hit the better catch it, Bobby. Better catch it, Bobby.
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  Speaker 2: And they did that. I went to a show at
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  Speaker 2: the Opry with my brother. We went and saw that.
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  Speaker 2: I did, I say this. Last week we went saw Nashville,
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  Speaker 2: the show Nashville. I don't think you told it so Nashville.
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  Speaker 2: That show was on forever, five seasons or whatever. They
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  Speaker 2: had like a reunion show of that of all the
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  Speaker 2: music they wrote, which I did, I say the opera, Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's the Rymen. So they did a show of like
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  Speaker 2: four of their artists that were you know, but I
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  Speaker 2: had no idea that.
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  Speaker 1: Hayden, No, she wasn't there.
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  Speaker 2: It was the guy that played Deacon and the guy
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  Speaker 2: that played Joshua Jackson. I can't remember his character, Avery Barklay,
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  Speaker 2: the young song haired kid, good looking kid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then you had Scarlet Yeah. And then you had
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  Speaker 2: yeah and her and so and the other guy's British.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy that.
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  Speaker 2: Played her love interest on the show and heard he
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  Speaker 2: was a songwriter partner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I can't remember his character's name. But Anyway, he
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  Speaker 2: was there. So it's those four and then a full
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  Speaker 2: light house band. That's unbelievable, Graham and Winner players. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: it was so fun, but I can't remember where I
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  Speaker 2: was going with that. Oh he threw the he starts throwing.
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  Speaker 2: He's throwing guitars off stage like that between songs, and
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, man, you got cats that guitar.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a it's a great look. It's a
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  Speaker 2: great look on stage because it's like, whoa ten thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars Martin, he just threw. But if it hits the ground,
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  Speaker 2: maybe they're all insured though, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but with a with an insurance company really cover that.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell what happened? Well, we have video threw it.
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  Speaker 3: And that reminds me of the time we were playing carpetball,
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  Speaker 3: yeah downstairs, remember those maybe and Weston, who could get
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  Speaker 3: a little competitive may or may not have thrown the
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  Speaker 3: carpet ball a little too harding him flying off and
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  Speaker 3: right into my guitar.
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  Speaker 2: God damage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty certain dinged it. My guitar has a
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  Speaker 1: crack in the back and it's dings. I have, you know, it's.
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  Speaker 3: A it's a Takamini and yeah, it's the Steve Warrener
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  Speaker 3: edition and I had it set up the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Again. Yeah, it sounds better today than the day I
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  Speaker 1: bought it, like that acoustics should be.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds so good on stage right now. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but it bears the marks of a youth pastor's guitar,
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  Speaker 3: like you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were letting kids bang on it all the time,
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  Speaker 2: and it was just a you that's what you do, though,
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  Speaker 2: you were a good youth pastor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's hanging right there, right here, it is.
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  Speaker 2: We're looking right at it. It's not not not seen
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  Speaker 2: in the shot, but it's there.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see the marks really from here. I mean
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  Speaker 1: want that boy want it though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, Yeah, I'm playing the
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  Speaker 2: Opper tomorrow as we record this, so it'll be too
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  Speaker 2: said last week that my taping was going on sale
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  Speaker 2: the second show in Knoxville. He did not go on
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  Speaker 2: sale because it was a holiday weekend and I was
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  Speaker 2: told that everybody's off at the BSU. But it's supposed
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  Speaker 2: to this, if you hear the sound of my voice
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  Speaker 3: If you can hear Johnny right now, then he's probably
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  Speaker 2: By the right. It needs you to buy tickets. That's
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  Speaker 2: the only thing. This is what, this is what yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but anyway, they this is what the terrorists want. They
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  Speaker 2: demanded that you buy no less than four tickets for
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  Speaker 2: everyone in your family. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're not very good terrorists to me.
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  Speaker 2: Now, like some of the worst. Yeah, but anyway, come
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• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, hold on, it's this thing on?
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  Speaker 2: Hello? Is this thing on?
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  Speaker 4: It?
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  Speaker 2: Talk about that podcast dot com?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, Well, it's a summer.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's they're doing their own things.
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  Speaker 1: Out and about. Yeah, and we understand there's no offense here.
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  Speaker 2: Taking their daughter on eighteenth birthday cruises.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I saw so. She had her senior pictures
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  Speaker 3: the end of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh you saw those?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Those are those? Are those are hitting you right
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  Speaker 1: in the old gut?
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  Speaker 2: Are they? Well, because you're like, there goes my little girl.
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  Speaker 2: She's all grown up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So man, well butterfly, this is you know, they time. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: we can laugh about butterfly kisses through five fowls. Butterfly
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  Speaker 3: kisses can make me cry. Oh of course stupid. But
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  Speaker 3: you try to be better, more masculine than butterfly kisses.
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  Speaker 3: But if you don't cry butterfly kisses, you're heartless.
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  Speaker 2: Like remember the last time I heard it, though, It's
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  Speaker 2: like it had its moment and then it just got
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  Speaker 2: so over, kind of went away. I hope he invested. Well,
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  Speaker 2: Bob Carlyle, who I love. I think Bob Carlo is
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  Speaker 2: a legend in Christian music. Yeah, one of the greatest voices,
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  Speaker 2: most signature voices in Christian music ever. And what's funny
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  Speaker 2: about Bob is He sang back up on like so
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  Speaker 2: many projects. You would hear his voice. He would he
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  Speaker 2: was the backup guy. His thing was hit aneuld, hit
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  Speaker 2: any note, and he was great at like layering his
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  Speaker 2: own harmonies. He knew exactly what to do. He would
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  Speaker 2: just make this wall of sound. He would walk into
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  Speaker 2: the This is Brian Duncan, who I follow on Twitter
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  Speaker 2: and we've talked a few times. But Brian Duncan had
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  Speaker 2: Bob Carlo do a ton of his records, and he
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  Speaker 2: would say, Bob carl would walk into the studio and
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  Speaker 2: he would go into the vocal booth and he would say,
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  Speaker 2: give me ten tracks and get out, and he would
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  Speaker 2: just boom boom, boom, boom boom, knock out ten tracks
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  Speaker 2: of what's the line, boom boom boom, and they're done,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like a wall of sound, perfect pitch. And
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  Speaker 2: so that was Bob. But anyway, Butterfly Kisses was this
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  Speaker 2: runaway hit. And one of the things I remember him
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  Speaker 2: saying was when it became a hit, these rich dads
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  Speaker 2: like you with a pool, they would say, will you
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  Speaker 2: come sing that song at my daughter's wedding and I'll
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  Speaker 2: give you six figures or whatever, and he goes, I
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  Speaker 2: turned most of them down, and he goes, I really
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  Speaker 2: wish I had. Like it's one of those things like
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  Speaker 2: he was like, hey, I think he just thought, like
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna debase myself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need that.
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  Speaker 2: But like now it's like, how many millions of dollars
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  Speaker 2: you gotta make? Hey, while the sun shines, Bob, you do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying like, sell yourself, but I'm saying like,
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  Speaker 2: if you got to hit song and somebody's so wrong
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  Speaker 2: with going to I don't know. I just think he
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  Speaker 2: thought I need to be out touring. You know, you
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  Speaker 2: think of yourself like I'm an artist, I'm not a clown.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're like, after a while, you're like that
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  Speaker 2: would pay off my house A clown a couple of
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  Speaker 2: these weddings and I got it paid for house. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 2: don't do that. So I know John will take anything.
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  Speaker 3: Like what do you guys going like, I I write
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  Speaker 3: your book, We'll write for pizza.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we get to write a book together. We need
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we really should.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know John's speaking of it'll be the end
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  Speaker 2: of our relationship. Speaking of clown shows, and selling ourselves. John,
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  Speaker 2: it's time to hear from a few of our fine
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  Speaker 2: sponsors to help us keep the lights on here at
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  Speaker 2: a good old talk about that.
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  Speaker 4: Let's hear from them.
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  Speaker 1: I often wonder what we would write about. Does it
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  Speaker 1: have to be funny?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I probably would have some opinions about that,
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  Speaker 2: Like I would want it to not just be it's
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  Speaker 2: like this show, Like I feel like this show definitely
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  Speaker 2: shows a more serious side of me. But then I'm
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  Speaker 2: I'm always a little bit afraid of Like if we
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  Speaker 2: clip out only that as its man, be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: what is this guy? What is he doing? But then
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  Speaker 2: if you never do anything but tell jokes to people,
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  Speaker 2: then they never see like any depth to you. That
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  Speaker 2: would bother me too. Yeah, so I think I would
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  Speaker 2: want both, Okay, But again that's me trying to creative
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  Speaker 2: a narrative around myself. So that's a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: self protection too. So it's kind of done. But I
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  Speaker 2: think you're a little bit always worried, like how am
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  Speaker 2: I being perceived in the Like, come on, man, people
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  Speaker 2: decide what they want, right, Yeah, However, I'm perceived unperceived because.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a joke book.
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  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't make a joke book.
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  Speaker 1: At one point, you wanted to do something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna do that. I'll do a book of
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: my one liner. It's just because I always wanted like
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: a little coffee table book like that, because I grew
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: up with those deep thoughts by Jack Handy looks and
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  Speaker 2: far Side and that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you ever get thrown off a skyscraper, go
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  Speaker 3: limp like a dummy and maybe someone will catch you,
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  Speaker 3: because hey, freedom me. Yeah, Jack Candy. No, I I
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  Speaker 3: have some ideas. Yeah, I don't know if you know this.
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  Speaker 1: I do a little bit of writing.
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  Speaker 2: So uh, well you do a little prompt and grock
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't let I do not Claude, do not
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: let Claude write. I did just finish a sixty five
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: the first draft of a sixty five.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Thousand word manuscript.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: It's three hundred sorry, two hundred and seventy.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Manuscript pages too many words.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: But and then turn right around and I have another deadline.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Do tonight for something really exciting. I can't share it yet,
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: but something pretty special.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Have fun.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: But it's not full, it's it's out there worn to secrecy. No,
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: not out there, but your involvement is not out there.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Well no, yeah, that's true too. I'm officially writing for it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Can you spell it?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I can, but I'm not going to. May you spell it? Okay?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: You hate the whole can May people?
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Oh you, oh, can May people are the worst.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I just want to sit down. I don't mean why
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I asked in the first place. Hey, guys, I think
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: it's about time for my segment.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: We call it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: They talked about that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good as we're going morning to.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: The band's gonna make it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Marcus Aurelius, Yeah, it was like the philosopher emperor.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: He was considered like the last of the five.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Good emperors of the Roman Empire, so started going downhill
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: after him. Spent a lot of his time battling Germanic
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: tribes at the border kind of thing, because the Roman
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Empire was was beginning to really struggle with being invaded.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Uh oh, some could claim they had already invaded everything else.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: But anyway, a thoughtful leader Marcus.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, like like intellectual, an intellectual who really wasn't
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: famous for being intellectual. To after he died, when people
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: start reading his writings, and so his most famous quote
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: unquote book is called Meditations.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think he even titled it that, Like he
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: just wrote his stuff. Yeah, but that's the best kind.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, it's right to your
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: point of He wasn't writing this, probably worried.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: About just trying to Yeah, he was just trying to
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: live a what is it. He was trying to live
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: a life of what is it called stoicism. Yeah, he
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: was just into his thoughts. He was thinking, Yeah, he's
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: a Stoni. He's like, I'm not trying to like beat
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: a deadline like you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Right, he hadn't.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: He hadn't sold his art along with his soul and
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: character like some people.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Anyway, Marcus Reli is one one eighty AD said, it's short, Johnny,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: you're like it, Okay. The best revenge is to not
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: is not to be like your enemy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Best revenge is not to be it is to not
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: be like your Yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: What he said is the best revenge is not to
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: be like your enemy.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Look you think about I think today's.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Didn't Churchill say something like that? We must be careful
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: more fighting monsters, not to become monster ourselves something like that.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Anytime you heard a really good quote like that, As
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: a guy who does the quote segment and has been
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: hurt and burned before, I can tell you beware if
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: it sounds too.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Good to be true. Yeah. No, but I'm saying, like,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: there's similar quotes out there, But that's a that's probably
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: the first time.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: That's probably where Churchill if it was Churchill, Well, it's crazy.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Is a quote site sent me something from Marcus really
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Is And it was different than this, and so in
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: my research, this is the real one that I found. Yea,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: so they will and some of that is to be
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: expected with translation, right, Yeah, but it adapts over time,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: and I try to find back to its original source.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: But in this idea that if my enemy is bad enough,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: then anything I do is justified towards them, is of
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: course Marcus really is is not a Christian.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: This is not a religion quote.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: But the great philosophers would often align with the principles
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: of faith, because again, all truth is God's truth.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, they would arrive at these plays.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Generosity of both heart and action leads to better living,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: better society, better community.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: It's just the truth.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: It's just an uncreated truth because it reflects the creator,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: and it reflects who he is, you know, not what
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: he just decided things to be. Like, I just think
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: this idea of like I have these conversations with you,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: my daughter and her friends and stuff all the time,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Like how quickly social media world especially can suck them
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: in to not recognizing it can do for all of us.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: You cannot recognize that you're holding the same disdain for someone.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: You're holding them in disdain because they held something in
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: disdain that was wrong, Like you don't see, like, oh,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: it's just it's just so simple. There's no judgment here.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I think he's right, Like, it's hard to have the
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: perspective to go, am I really being different than the
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: thing that I'm criticizing? Or am I just being a
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: more proclaimed moral version of it?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Do I just have a more what I consider to
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: be a higher ethical approach? But am I doing it?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Not?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Like you know, am I being as opposed to just
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: am I criticizing it? And it goes back the last
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: week about how it's so much easier to you know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: curse the darkness than to light a candle, right or you.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Know, to do something about it? So I don't know.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I think, you know, there's a moment in time, and
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's the best revenge. I don't
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: know if your enemy cares. I think that's what really
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: gets us if you take the high road. And this
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: is probably where Marcus really couldn't have gotten outside of
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: the faith, like taking the high road will often lead.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: To your cruise fiction.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like it doesn't lead to your like And then
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I won and everyone set around and it's like, you
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: know what, John really showed me that his way was
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: better than like, you're not ever gonna get that.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I used to think you could get that. You know.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: So whether or not it's the best revenge, but it
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: has to be something you are good with within yourself
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: versus what your enemy is good with.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: So it's good. That's that's great. That's a good quote.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I've never heard though one Marcus Aurelis. I need to
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: read meditations. I think we'll t you to check it out.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: You really did that the stoics. You could really benefit
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: from it, Ed, I think you're right. Yeah, I've been
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: called a stoic before. John. Let's do my sagments. Let's
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: start with old jokes. We call it joke about that. John,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: someone stole my wife's credit card. I don't I didn't
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: report it. He's spending less than her.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Come on, oh boy, it's a few of those.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: That's an old one. There's always the one of like
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I had my credit stolen, or had somebody's telling my
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: credit card but or my bank called me to report
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: to see if my credit card was stolen because somebody
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: bought a book or whatever. There's always those kind of
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: they bought fruit or John. I showed my hands to
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: the astrologer and he said, you don't have much time
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: to live. I said, would you please just pull me
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: out of the river? See, because that's great John. Finally,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: a pastor this will hit home for you, known for
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: during the middle of his message. The man returned just
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: before the conclusion of the service. After the pastor asked
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: the man where he'd gone. I went to get a haircut,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: he replied. The pastor said, why didn't you just do
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: that before the service? Because the man answered, I didn't
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: need one. Then boom.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: That's a long sermon. People.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: You need to do that one before you start next week.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: That's a that's a that's a sermon starter.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, Yeah, guys, a story.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: You would never You're always like, guys, I only need
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: you for thirty Listen, I never go along. You always
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: like trying to pretend that you never go along. It's
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: so dumb.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I don't pretend. I just tell him, like, you know, hey,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Got a clock in the back of the room, right
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: you can see real Is it counting? Does it count
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: down red? Does it go red after you?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: It does?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Boy?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: But I don't.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I don't really you get into the red.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: No, not usually really. I mean, if I do, I'm
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: in the prayer kind of thing. You know what I'm saying.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: That doesn't count. Prayer doesn't count.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: No, Hey, to the Lord, that's the Lord's time. The
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: sermon time is done. The Lord's in the red once
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: we start praying. That's on him.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: So yeah, man, all right, John, let's do this week
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: in history. We call it talk about Them John. This
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: week nineteen twenty eight, the first machine sliced bread is sold. Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: best thing since it's bread, some would say, by the
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Chiliicough Baking Company of Chilicoth, Missouri. I'm sure I'm since
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: that wrong. The bread slicing machine was invented by Otto
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Frederick wed bread slicer Rothwather. His bread slicer also wrapped
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: the bread, so I didn't know that. That's kind of
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: a two in one. In nineteen thirty, Continental Baking Company
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: introduced the Wonderbread as a sliced bread, which was a hit,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: and soon other major companies followed. Slice bread was briefly
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: banned during World War Two. This is I did not
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: know to conserve wrapping paper and the steel used in
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: the slicing machines, which makes sense because of artillery and
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: what have you. The band was quickly rescinded due to
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: large public outcry. They were like, look, try to win
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: the war, but this bread.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Hang in a ton of slice bread this sea know.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Come on listen, this are a way that I could
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: have public outcry some bread and defeat fascism.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Oh man, man, I want.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: That preach anyway. Best thing since bread John this Week
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: nineteen seventy one.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: By the way, I remember being on a trip in
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: college to Bellingham, Washington for the Student Institute of Campus
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Ministry SURE, also known as.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Sick of.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: At any rate. That's a true story.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like an evangelical stream. Listen, We're gonna
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: spread the gospel. We're gonna be gentle with these people. Now, Yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I think it's kind of tongue in cheek. It was
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: actually a really amazing experience. But I remember staying with
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: these I think that one of them was a doctor,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: and it was like a really nice house and we
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: were staying there, and I remember it was one of
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: the first times anyone.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Ever actually sliced a loaf of bread and made a sandwich.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: You had like the electric knife.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: No, they just used a knife and sliced it. You
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: slice it without that like in your kid You're like
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I in college. You just smash it. It's hard to do.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: You gotta be it was a bread knife.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Johnny.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I know, but I'm okay.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: They knew what they were doing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: But the point was I was like, oh, this is
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: you don't you don't think and I make fun of
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: kids now.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: But and this was a wealthy person. Yeah, that's the
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: whole point.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. Back Now, it's everything's yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Now you can go buy a loaf of bread at
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: at wherever, and you're used to slicing it a little more.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Back then I never had a sandwich that was didn't
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: come from slice pre sliced bread. You know what I'm saying,
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Like it just wasn't anyway. I was just I was
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: just a poor North Nashville boy.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Was it good bread?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: It was great.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: That's the thing is, if you can slice bread that easily,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be a little stiff.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I don't, like, have you ever had the sandwich that
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: someone sliced a loaf of bread, Johnny? Because if not,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: we're doing it on.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Air, and on air bread slice. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: does Laura.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Have a bread oven? Do you all have the bread machine?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Bread manon?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: We'll still go buy a loaf somewhere.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: We're not.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: We should have to make all of our own food
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: from scratch for like a month.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I think somebody did this and it was like he
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: did an experiment of like I'm gonna make my own
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: chicken sandwich, and so he bought the chicken, fed the chicken,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: did all the things harvested and we'll say harvested in
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: the chicken, bought the flour, bought the grain, bought the
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: baked the bread, did all the things. I think it
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: was third eight dollars. I think I've read I've read
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: this more than once that he spent thirty eight dollars
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: on his chicken sandwich.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: But he also could have had more than one chicken
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: sandwich well out of a chicken.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe, And it depends on how hungry you are.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: How tiny he was this chicken, or how big was
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: this sandwich.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big old sandwich.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: And I mean the interrupts go ahead.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Thirty eight dollars is about what you're paying in
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: the airport for chitchicken sandwich. John this Week nineteen seventy one,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: the iconic Coca Cola ad I'd like to buy the
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: world a coke premiered. Do you remember the song? No,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: you never heard this.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I'd like to teach the world fifty one seventy one
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: seventy one perfect harmony.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Which is a logistical nightmare, by the way, because a
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: lot of people can't sing.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: They can't.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I'd like to buy the world of coke, Keep it company.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: That's the song I sing. Oh and it's the real
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: thing too. That's where the real thing came in. That's
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: the real thing. Oh yeah, So anyway, Uh. The radio
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: version was such a hit that radio listeners called in
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: and asked to hear the commercial Entyson coke color to
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: do a TV version. After the TV ad, a song
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: version of the jingle was recorded by the Hillside Singers,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: which became a top ten hit. My jingle became a
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: top ten song in nineteen seventy one, Isn't that nuts?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: The original song, I like to teach the World's id
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: like to teach the world to read, I Like to
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: teach the world to sing in perfect Harmony, was by
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: British songwriters Roger Cook and Roger Greenaway. Wow, so they anyway,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: that's it's I'm trying to think of a jingle that
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't just right away irritate, Like there are jingles where
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I just want to drive the car into an embankment.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: The number one has got to be one eight hundred
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Cars for Kids one eight seven one eight seven seven
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Cars for Kids, KRS Cars for Kids off a cliff.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: But there are some jingles they get stuck in your
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: head and you're like, this is crazy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I don't eight two three hundred Empire Today.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, eight hundred five eight two three hundred today
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: good harmony. Yeah, there's a few that are out there,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: but I'm saying that they're few and far between, and
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: would you buy a single of it? Like, let's put
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: this on the radio. That's wild that it we just
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I think the seventies were a dark period for music too.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: That's like disco was in its heyday.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Probably there the jingles were a little more creative, Like
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: do you think I say the insurance commercials like liberty.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Their jingle liberty, liberty, Liberty is just say their name
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: over and over again.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That guy got paid a bunch of money for
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: that one. Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Someone walked in one day. Yeah, and they're just like,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: or if we did liberty, liberty, liberty. I love it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I know it, so I guess it worked. That's the
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: hard I hate it when they're but I don't like it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: And also it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Worked, I know because we're talking about it now, because
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: they're right, we're talking about it, So it definitely worked.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: It's like a little earwig that you don't want.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Know, we just gave that promotion to millions of listeners. Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: John. This week nineteen forty, the famous Roswell UFO incident happened.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Mayor Jesse Marcel and the head of the Roswell Army
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Counterintelligence Corps Sheridan Cavet Cavit go to William mack Brazl's
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: ranch and retrieve what they believe is debrieve from UFO crash.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: The following day, a report would appear in the Roswell
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Daily Record announcing quote RAAF captures flying saucer on ranch
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: in Roswell region, and that thus began the big conspiracy
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: of Area fifty one and Roswell. If you ever go
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: to Roswell, that's a town, that's a nowhere desert town,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and they it's one of those like, even if you
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: don't believe in the aliens, you have to like to
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: hang out your shingle, to sell a sandwich or to
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: sell gas, you have to have an alien out front
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: or an alien on your sticker on your door, and
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: you got to paint the painted green. And yeah, it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: just kind of like they're just kind of trapped by
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the legacy of the conspiracy theorists there. And of course
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: a lot of declassified UFO stuff has come out, not
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: that it's aliens, but that there are unidentified flying objects
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: that we have encountered, you know, over the course of
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: the last sixty seventy years, and these are all being
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: declassified now, so we're like having to be like, well,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: what was it? Was it at glitch? Was it? Whatever?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: What do you think, John Aliens?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I don't have an opinion.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: You don't you have an opinion. You're just afraid to say.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Have they got to you? You know what?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: There's too many theories. Would it surprise me? Like I think, okay, okay.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, because there's people that believe that that's why we
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: have AI, that this is alien this is alien technology.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's dumb. I don't believe that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I just believe, like, is it possible that the creator
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: of the universe decided in the eternity past?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Right, there's no beginning to.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: This, right, But would he let them interact with us?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Do we think that he just sat in a dark
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: hole for all of eternity past and created one thing?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one universe?
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: One whatever I find I mean, I think that again,
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: that's I think eternity is too big of a concept
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: for us to really wrap our heads around. So in
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: that respect, all things are possible. So but now, yes,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: when you let their flying saucer come into our atmosphere,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: That's where I'm like, I don't know, doesn't have to
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: be a.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Saucer, but some of these videos are pretty compelling as
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: far as like it's something's happening. Yeah, in these videos,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I think that you believe it and I don't know
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: what it is. I just think. And now with a I,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be able to make videos that look like
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: a thing is hovering over a farmhouse and you're not
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: going to know whether it's really or not. Now, I'm
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: saying the ones that are old that you go, this
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: is old and it's old technology, and it looks pretty
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: convincing that something like darts in and then darts out
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: of the frame like it's so little, like a point
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: of light or something, and you're like, what is that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: The fact that we can no longer trust our eyes
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: on videos is really it's problematic. I saw some man
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: in the street video of the day. It was a
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: political thing, and they were like, hey, here's you know
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: what this person said in two thousand and one and
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: it was awful and it was real and it was
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: and they were like, oh, that's a yeah, and they
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: were like, this is long before AI existed.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: But it's not that we'll believe anything it's that we
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: won't believe anything. That's the real problem.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Now, I won't need what I don't want to believe. Yeah, Eve,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: it's my own eyes and ears tell me.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: So I could just say you made it up.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Which is exactly what the aliens want, because then when
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: they do in Bay, we'll be like, this is all
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I am. Yeah, Yeah, see what I'm saying. This is
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: why they gave us the technology. John this week eighteen
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: oh four, You're gonna know this one. Hold on. But
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: there were some things about this that I did not know.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Is this Hamilton?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: This is US Vice President Aaron Burr mortally wounds former
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Secretary of the Treasurer Alexander Hamilton and a duel current.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Do you want to start singing? Well, just said former
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Secretary of the treasure Burr, while still Vice president, was
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: running for governor of New York State and Hamilton campaigned
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: against him as unworthy. Burr took offense challenged Hamilton to
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: a duel, in which Burr shot mortally wounded him. Hamilton
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: died the following day. Burr was charged with murder as
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: dueling was illegal, but never brought to trial. There's much debate.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: This is again, this is this account of this, So
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: you may have your own opinions based on the musical
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding around. There's much debate over the actual sequence
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: of events during the duel. I want to see what
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: you say. Some witnesses say that Hamilton intentionally wasted his
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: first shot. It was later found to have hit the
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: trees well above Bird's head. A common practice in duels
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: of the day was for both parties to intentionally miss
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: and then call the duel over, with both parties saving
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: their honor. Yeah, that's how we would do it. When
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: you and I duel, We're just gonna shoot over each
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: other's heads and be like, let's suck it out. Yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: and everybody's gonna be like, man, they're bad shots. I
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: don't know how that saves your honor. Like, man, they
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: were ten feet from each other. How did they This
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: guy wants to be president, Get out of here. Others
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: say Hamilton didn't fire until after he was shot, his
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: reflexes pulling the trigger as he fell to the ground.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Hamilton had written a letter beforehand stating he did not
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: intend to fire, but it might have been only to
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: shine a bad light on Burr in case he lost
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Hamilton's son had died in a duel in the same
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: location eighteen oh one did not know that? That's wild? Yeah,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: do they talk about that in the musical? Yeah, okay,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I've only saw it one time. You saw it twenty
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: five times and watched it every day and knew the
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: songs and all of it.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Well, so that's where the most famous song from the
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: musical comes from, is not thrown away my shot?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: So thrown away your shot is shooting up into the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: tree right right.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: So also, so what do you believe You think it
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: was a reflex as he fell on the ground. Do
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: you think he threw he shot.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: To I think he shot in the air before after
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: after he was hit before.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I think before?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: So who shot first?
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Because it was a common practice. Yeah, And of course
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: in the play now I have to go back, and
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the history from reading the book, but
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: in the play he instructs his son to fire in
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: the air and then if the other man's honorable, he'll
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: do the same and whatever, and the other man's not honorable.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: In real life. Another thing is how much Hamilton had practiced.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: And Burr found out that Hamilton was practicing. Oh wow, okay,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: and so that's why he thought he was.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: He's definitely gonna shoot me for real.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: But there's the idea that he got there and really
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: like surveyed the whole field. But then later on he
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: was like, maybe he was surveying the field because that's
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: where Sun died, kind of thing, like he's not actually
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: looking for the best shot against me, he's just dealing
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: with the fact that this is where his son died.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a it was you know, let me
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: tell you something, a Aaron Burr historically, Yeah, Aaron Burr.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: If there's a.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Villain, and I know the play tries to make him
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: like America made me your villain and all that, and
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I like how Lin Manuel Miranda did what he did,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: like it's great, but he was a really messed up dude.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: It was dangerous for the country and like Hamilton wasn't
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: just who wasn't just personally against the guy, Like at
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: one point he tried to lead a secession movement, like
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: he wanted to raise an army, and like he he
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: he was very much in it for himself and a
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: dangerous personality in an age where there were a lot
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: of men doing unhonorable things, especially with slavery and other things.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: But they at least had this like they also had
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: this common desire to hold this new republic together. And
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Bird didn't care about that, like it was gonna be
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: whatever was good for Burr. It's some weird stuff with
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: like well, I can't say some of the other stuff,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: but the dude was a womanizer on on another level.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, uh so, anyway, Berr, interesting story. I
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: want to see the definitive.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Aaron b He needs his own response rap battle, he
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: needs his own Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, Aaron Burr.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: The Aaron Burber story. Aaron Burser John Finally this week
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: eighteen eighty nine, and this blew my mind. It was
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: the last US bare knuckle boxing match before they said
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: let's put on some gloves. We're this is getting out
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: of hand, I guess. Okay, of course, now we're back
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: with UFC and it's just straight up whatever, and we
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: just although they say UFC's safer than boxing than boxing
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: because you don't take that repetitive Okay, you're it's done.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, these these rounds go three minutes, and there's
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: usually like three or four rounds and I five and
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, it's over. You knock a guy out
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: or you until the ref stops it and he goes,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: all right, you're done. So it's like you don't have
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: the you know, somebody's not gonna get Parkinson's or CTE
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: from UFC generally, like it's a different thing.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: It seems more barbaric, but it's actually.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Boxing is very barbaric because it's just like repetitive.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pounding, yeah, because.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Of the gloves. Anyway, the last year's bare knuckle boxing
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: match happened this week eighteen eighty nine. John L. Sullivan
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: defends his title by knocking out Jack Kilrain in the
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: seventy fifth round. What for the US Heavyweight Championship?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Did he die right afterwards?
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, are you kidding me? How long were these rounds?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: That doesn't matter how long have they're a minute apiece,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I mean whatever, and that nuts the seventy fifth round.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I think it was one of those they just go
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: until somebody gets knocked out. That was the rules. It
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: had to be, it wasn't and now we go to
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the cards. I really think he won that seventy third
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: round viob.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I think it was just like you go until and
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: they want to win.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: They were in the seventy fifth round and he finally
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: knocks the guy out. Wow, but good grief, John. I
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: think you and I if we were to get into
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: the barre knuckle bare knuckle bare knuckle boxing match, yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I think three rounds. How long do you think you could? Well?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You significantly.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: They say about boxing, though, is like the cardiovascular shape
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: you have to be in because just like I know
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: people that have boxed for fun. Yeah, and they were
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: in decent shape, yeah, in running shape, and they go
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: by round three you can't hold your arms up.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I can see that.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: And then you notice it when boxers start getting tired,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: they go, he's not protecting himself anymore. It's because this
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: is so hard. Like once you're.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Listen, listen, I'll put it this way.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jake and Abby's little baby, Miller's three months old.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: In the staff meaning of the day. She got a
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: little fussy, so you thought, let's box stand a chance.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: So I picked her up and did my girl daddy thing. Yeah,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: you know, and I had her a sleep in like
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: thirty seconds. Yeah, And I had her up with my
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: arm up like this, because you know, you get little
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: booties like up in the air. They flat and they
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: don't have as much like you know, that's jest of
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: issues and stuff. Yeah, they ahead right. She laid them out,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: laid for me forty five minutes and slept.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: And when we got done, I couldn't hardly raise my arm.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: That's holding a baby. Run my arm up like that.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: So to your point, if my arms are up actually
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: doing things, yeah, I.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't tell it. That makes me look pretty bad.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: But John's I've never been in better shape.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's just what your body's not used to.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: You're not ready for that title fight, dude. You've been
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: fighting these tomato cans and now you're now you want
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: to fight the champ.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding babies and.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Fighting them babies? That's like I'm boxing this baby. It
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: takes like, wait a minute, hate on, let this affect
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: your employment here, Jake. We still love you. Yeah, we
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: want to have you on the team, but you need
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: to shut that baby. Yep, I love that baby.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: She's a sweet baby.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you're right, like, uh I yeah, just sit
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: wrong now, I'll get up in my my foot will
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: be numb and like I just sat. All I did
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: was like tuck my foot under, like what are we doing? No, No,
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: we're just we're old. We're just I'm not you know.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm still I may or may not have taken
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: a fork to an Oreo ice cream pie last night.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: But listen, besides that, I'm not giving up all that
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: supplements a body can take.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: We had. Listen, you had steak and eggs today for breakfast.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Well that's protein. If they wouldn't have put the biscuits
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: and uh hash brown casse role that come with it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: That you just steak and eggs, that's actually a perfect
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: If they put.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: That other stuff on the plate that I ordered, well.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: They asked, and it's free. What I supposed to do?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Like turn it down, Johnny. I gotta be a good steward,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: not of my body, no per se, but of this meal.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: So I'm sure everything's gonna work out fine.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll see.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I hear people are living longer. Some of them are
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: not even dying anymore. So well, I mean, I think
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: we're going to be fine. They'll get around to it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: They'll get around to it. People are definitely living longer.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Are these good lives though? Are they? I think I
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: did read that this is the first generation it's not
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: smarter than the one before it, which is a concern. Yeah,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: have you read that like i q's or not?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Oh how could they? I mean, I don't mean that
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I think that the machines.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: The machines are doing everything for us.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Is that what's doing the capacity is they're the same.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: It's not that it's that I think. I think that
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: what the I think what tech does is is it
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: it one just numbs your brain into mindlessness when it's
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: not even that you should be learning all the time.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: It's that you should be bored. That's what it is.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: You're not bored all the time like we were. When
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: you're bored, you have to go do something or not
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: do something. You just watch you just watch the trees
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: go by out that side the window for a seven
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: hour beach trip and you're like, and you're bored, and
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: you complain. And that's what it is. Is when you
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: write a poem, it's good for your brain. Yeah, get
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: out there, y'all.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, kids can have down and they don't
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: even know how long the trip was.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, listen to the show. Listen to our.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Show, right except for this.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: This is the one redeemable part for your phone.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Is this everything else?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, get rid of it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Get rid of your phone. Other than talk about.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: That, use your phone to go actually to talk about
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: that podcast.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fine.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Subscribing wherever you get your fine.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Podcasts will help you be bored too. It's it's a
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: oh no long show.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: This show has some boring parts.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: That's what we want for you. Don't skip past the
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: boring parts. Yeah, when Johnny does his segments, don't skip
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: like you normally do.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Hurtful? You have that one loaded up like this at all.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: We're wearing nunckle boxing with this.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Is I think you would take me out pretty fast
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: because you're six foot what three.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Well probably was six foot four at some point.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm five nine at some time.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: It's height, that's not reach. I have a longer reach too, though,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah you have, And I mean it's not about that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: It's about power, and I have probably have more power too.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I would say, you outweigh me.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I'm two hundred and fifteen pounds, okay, so.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you outweigh me.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't tell your way.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: It's Okay, I'm about a hunt about I'm bout an.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I'm about a buck eighty nothing, one hundred nothing about
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: a buck eighty John's.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Rudy maybe book eighty five times?
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: After the Good Yeah, I talk to you after the cruise.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'm trying, trying, people, just I'm not trying hard enough.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're going to be great.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: You know what, at some point in time, Laurene, I
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: have talk. You have to know what season you're in,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: and you have to go. Look, there's probably five things
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I can do in this season. I can't do them all.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: You just can't do everything all the time, man, and
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: that that's actually a good thing. So I can try
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: to be the best dad I can to get my
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: kid through her season.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I can try to be the best husband I can.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: I can write a couple of books on deadlines and
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: be grateful that I get to.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Give between being healthy and being good.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Can I go run? Can I run a couple five
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: k's a week? Maybe? But can I run six of
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: them like I used to? Probably not. I don't have
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: time or energy. I just can't.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, you're talking to somebody who hasn't listen. I haven't
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: picked up a weight in so long.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Are not even a baby?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: No, I've not even picked up a baby like you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants me around their baby, and that's okay. I
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: think people think I don't like babies because we don't
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: have kids, But I really do like babies. I think
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I'm fascinated by babies. Are you coachable holding babies? Yeah?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I got to hold a baby. I mean I know that.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I always feel like I'm being judged because I don't
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: have a Baby's always feel like I'm being judged by
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: how I'm holding the baby. They're like, Johnny's gonna break
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: the baby, Like it's not that hard, y'all? Yeah, that's
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: what people turned the baby upside down? Is this right?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Is this okay?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Man, they're fussy, they are.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, it's okay. I could I could
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: train you.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I have baby holding techniques because again, I was a
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: girl baby dad, so had long a lot of practice.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: And now she's growing up and we're back full circle.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah all right, that's where the show started, It's where
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: the show ends. This is the last show. Wait, put
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: a robo on Johnny. How many episodes are we in?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: I think this was going to be like five four fifteen.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I think when we get to five hundred, we got
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: to think things through.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to think about sunset and what's going on?
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: How long do we have anything else to say?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I started thinking if one of us dies though, Yeah,
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: like I will listen to this every day for the
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: rest of my life.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: You think it's like a time capsule.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: It is a time capsule.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: It's like the people that leave the voicemail of their
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: dad or whatever calling them. Still they still have it
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: and they still listen to it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine anybody who has four hundred and fifty
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: or five hundred hours of conversation with their best friend.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: It's too much.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm shocked that we stayed friends.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Well give it a minute.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding guys. It's a lot of fun.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: But you do check out my best friend's comedy career
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: at Johnny j o n iew dot com. As you said,
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: there's a big show coming up on August the twenty ninth,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: got it right.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Knoxville, Tennessee, my hometown. We're gonna shoot a special love
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: to have you there, Mattin. A show goes on sale
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: this week. Please get those tickets. JOHNNYW. Dot com and
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: there's a bunch of other shows too. I'm probably coming
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: near you, but make a trip to Knoxville. It's a
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: great place to come hang. It is a little scruffy
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: city by the river.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, University of Tennessee, the lot of sun sphere.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I gotta gotta go up in the Sunday.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, that whole like old city area now is amazing. Yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Cool market square going down.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Come on down. You should check it out.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Though.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: In old past episodes that talk about that podcast dot
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: com are always there waiting for you. You can go into
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: the capsule yourself and spend time reminiscing through the years
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: because we've been on that We've been on the air
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: a long time now. Yeah, there's a lot of content
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: back there, So get it to share with people that
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: you love, maybe a few people you don't. Because remember,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: the best revenge is to not be like your enemy.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: If your enemy would never listen to this, don't be
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: like that person.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Listen. That's make them listen, to hold them down, proper eyelids,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: open their ear lids.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Ear lids.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Well, guys, thinks with Timmy games this week, Let's do
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: it again next week.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Here on talk about that