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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Runs For HOA · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We've done a lot of pranks where we pose as
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  Speaker 1: a representative from a homeowners association and we'll get on
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  Speaker 1: people for whatever, like, oh, your Christmas decorations were left
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  Speaker 1: up for an hour too long, or your lawn wasn't
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  Speaker 1: mode in the approved hexagon.
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  Speaker 2: Pattern from the bib not the hexagon.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the first time we've ever called someone
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  Speaker 1: to say, Hey, we're running for h OA president.
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  Speaker 2: Will you vote for me?
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  Speaker 1: Which doesn't sound bad unless that person has a sketchy,
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  Speaker 1: checkered past like Jose's character tic Tac. Hopefully you vote
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  Speaker 1: for him after you hear the phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, he's did Denise one from forty seven to
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  Speaker 3: forty eight street.
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  Speaker 2: This is May. I ask who's speaking? Good morning? Do
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  Speaker 2: you I'm your neighbor. My name's Dick Dak. I live
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  Speaker 2: two streets over.
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  Speaker 3: He said, Oh, yeah, so you probably know me, not
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  Speaker 3: like from the or whatever, like the articles that was
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  Speaker 3: all a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: I'm out now, okay, If that's how you know me,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know you anyway, and I've never
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  Speaker 2: heard of you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like you've seen my signs though, right like they're
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  Speaker 3: all up in people's yard around the neighborhood signs.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen any signs with your name.
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  Speaker 3: Oh here come on. One of them says Dick that
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  Speaker 3: did his time. Now he's out and in his prime.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's like a picture of me holding out
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  Speaker 3: my arm spelling out the word volte with my fingers.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's very creating. Voting for for what I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: I'm running for president of the HOA. The other sign
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  Speaker 3: explains it. It says, from the clink to the HOA
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  Speaker 3: braink tik, that's got a plan.
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  Speaker 2: No need to think.
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  Speaker 3: That was a little long. Okay, it didn't make a sign.
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  Speaker 3: Actually we only put it on a flyer because it
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  Speaker 3: couldn't fit.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. So you're running for HOA president.
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  Speaker 2: See our HOA president in our neighborhood. That would be correct.
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  Speaker 2: I'm currently the only one on the ballot. It was weird.
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  Speaker 3: Right when I started running, the other guy like dropped off.
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  Speaker 3: I think he got scared. I have no idea why.
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  Speaker 3: I just went to his house to congratulate him on
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  Speaker 3: some friendly competition, and he just looked in my eyes
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  Speaker 3: and started crying. I looked like I was crying because
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  Speaker 3: I have a tear drop, but that's a tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, So make sure you vote for me.
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  Speaker 3: I have a lot of improvements that we need to
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  Speaker 3: make for the community, and a lot of beautiful ideas
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  Speaker 3: to keep us safe.
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  Speaker 2: TikTok or whatever your name is. You take that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know you to vote for you, and I
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  Speaker 2: actually have to go well no, no, no, don't go anywhere. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even told you my number one priority.
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  Speaker 3: That's burglary. What oh sorry, No, i'man preventing burglary. That's
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  Speaker 3: an old habit, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just mean we had a few
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  Speaker 2: break ins recently. Well at least that's what i've heard.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, don't come asking me who did it or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: because I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I was with my cousin Matteo that night. I have
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  Speaker 2: an alibi. Okay, lady, I'm so confused right now.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, listen, I'm just saying I can know a
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  Speaker 3: guy who can get us some cheap barbed wire. See
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  Speaker 3: that way, we can put up like ten foot high fences.
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  Speaker 3: Right with barb wire, no one's gonna break into any
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  Speaker 3: houses after that.
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  Speaker 2: I learned that the hard way. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be the safest community ever.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it works for prisons and from.
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  Speaker 2: What I've heard, from what you heard, and the rules atret.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna change right Like you know how like when you
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  Speaker 3: have to paint your house or whatever, you have to
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  Speaker 3: go through the h a way to get the color approved.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna change it so we can do giant murals
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  Speaker 3: on the side of your house.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing. That's a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it is a great idea. If you've ever been
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  Speaker 3: to my house. On the backside, I have a whole
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  Speaker 3: mural of the Lady of Guadeloupe. She looks beautiful, what
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  Speaker 3: many colors and everything, but you kids can't see it
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  Speaker 3: from the front of the street.
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  Speaker 2: You're not about to.
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  Speaker 3: Change the rules when it comes to paint the houses,
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  Speaker 3: not this nice neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Hey be careful though.
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  Speaker 3: Are you being racist right now, lady, because like the
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  Speaker 3: stereotype anybody, I will come down on you, okay when
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  Speaker 3: I say.
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  Speaker 2: Anything about ways or color or anything. You know what,
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  Speaker 2: that's true? You didn't you should be my vice president.
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  Speaker 2: You seem like you have good values.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that value to stand next to you.
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  Speaker 2: You said you've been in prison. You're talking about painting
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  Speaker 2: moral I can picture it now. The niece and Dick
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  Speaker 2: dag for president. Think about a girl.
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  Speaker 3: You and me my lady skilled knowledge in your non
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  Speaker 3: racist thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, whatever your name is, I need to
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  Speaker 2: hang up the phone right now. No, don't, I'm getting upset. No, please,
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  Speaker 2: don't get upset. My real name is Jose.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning, and you just got phone tapped.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Something on the loose in our neighborhood. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: not on the loose.
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  Speaker 3: I'm running for h A A and I would appreciate
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  Speaker 3: some more support out of you.
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  Speaker 2: The niece, you're my VP, not me, not at all,
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  Speaker 2: not today, tomorrow or the next day after that.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go make sure when you drive by my
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  Speaker 3: house don't go so slow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and wave to the lady of Guadaloupe. She sees you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh huh crazy, I thought you hung up. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with poom tats weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning