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Phone Tap: Power To Planet Pluto · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. Normally, if we ever
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  Speaker 1: get a phone tap request from someone wanting to prank
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  Speaker 1: their X, it's not great news. Yeah, they're like, can
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  Speaker 1: you expose my cheater ex boyfriend for being the biggest
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  Speaker 1: liar on earth and tell him his mom sucks and
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna die alone? They want to have a little fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we really get those requests though, a really hilarious baggage
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  Speaker 1: to unpack there. But today we decided to actually do
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  Speaker 1: it because this former couple actually gets along and they're
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  Speaker 1: raising a son together who's an elementary school. So we
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  Speaker 1: call the dad posing as a substitute teacher and tell
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  Speaker 1: him a weird incident happened in the classroom recently. You
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  Speaker 1: can hear how daddy reacts in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: The twenties, Hello, Hi is uh? Is this Nathan's dad?
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  Speaker 1: This is Nathan's dead? Who is this? Hey? How's it gone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mister Paul. I'm the substitute teacher this week for
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  Speaker 1: missus Ole. Okay, this is Joseph. Yeah, I knew who
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  Speaker 1: you are. That's why I called you. Hey, UM, I
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  Speaker 1: need to clarify something with you. I had a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a disagreement, little situation with your son today
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  Speaker 1: in the classroom. Um. What an argument. Almost not quiet,
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  Speaker 1: but it was very interesting and I think it's important
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  Speaker 1: enough that you should know what was said. What's it about. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was teaching the kids about the Solar System and
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  Speaker 1: the planets, and uh, little Nathan, bless his heart, he
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  Speaker 1: decided to raise his hand and says, um, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: mister Paul, Pluto technically isn't a planet. Why did you
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  Speaker 1: did you hear that? Yeah? I mean I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't really appreciate the you know, you're you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: imitate my son. First of all, Oh, my apologies. It's
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  Speaker 1: more about the fact that he was incorrect. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's why I'm calling. So you know it raised
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  Speaker 1: some eyebrows coming from a teacher. Well, he wasn't incorrect.
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  Speaker 1: He's right, Pluto is not a planet. Oh, this is
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  Speaker 1: an issue at home. No, it's not an issue. He
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  Speaker 1: was right. Pluto is not a planet. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: why you had to call my son out like did
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  Speaker 1: in class, and you're funny, Wait a minute, are you
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  Speaker 1: measuring with me? Because you're technically your son called me
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  Speaker 1: out and I'm the teacher. So it's like, who's in
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  Speaker 1: the right obviously me, Well, he is right, you're wrong. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well he's in third grade and I'm a big grown
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  Speaker 1: adult with a fully functioning developed brain or not. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like me being a substitute teacher, you should probably
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  Speaker 1: maybe listening a little bit. I don't know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to say this, and that came out weird.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. I don't care if you're a substitute teacher
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  Speaker 1: or a regular teacher. You're getting your facts wrong. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's cute. Listen. I think we should do an at
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  Speaker 1: home experiment. When Nathan comes back to the house. You
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  Speaker 1: two should go onto a website called Google. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: do you need a spell it for you? I can
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  Speaker 1: stop right there. Oh how did you how did you
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  Speaker 1: even get a job there? Huh? Well, I will have
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  Speaker 1: you know. I have a lot of experience in the
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  Speaker 1: teaching field. I have well several degrees from Facebook, Marketplace
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  Speaker 1: and a couple from Wish. Really, yeah, that's not what
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  Speaker 1: people are learning. That's what people buy crap. I beg
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  Speaker 1: to differ. I actually get most of my facts from
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  Speaker 1: Facebook in general. Well, well that explains why you being
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  Speaker 1: Pluto's an actual planet. Okay, Hey, not only is Pluto
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  Speaker 1: a planet, if you google it you'll see Pluto's also
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  Speaker 1: the dog of bugs, Bunny and Daffy Duck. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you are a moron. I mean, this is not a
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  Speaker 1: good look at my son's school. It sounds like you're
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  Speaker 1: the one with disinformation, sir, so I think we need
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  Speaker 1: It's misinformation, not disinformation. Look, whatever you'd like to call it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just remember who the teacher is. And speaking of teachers,
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  Speaker 1: I think I think it's time we call a meeting. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: let's do it. I can't wait. Okay, you're named the
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  Speaker 1: time and place, and I'll beat the crap at you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: One pm. PM stands for pacifier magnesium. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: you might want to rethink your career and which one
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  Speaker 1: this one or uber eats? Yeah? I got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of jobs. Yeah uber eats. Yeah that makes a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sense. Yeah, and dollars and free food sometimes. You know,
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  Speaker 1: really late, you're pissing me off, buddy, you're pissing me off. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well you know who else is pissed off? It's your
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  Speaker 1: ex wife, because she's the one who said you for
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  Speaker 1: this phone call My ex wife? What. Yeah, she agrees
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  Speaker 1: Pluto's a planet. We talked. What wait, what is going
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  Speaker 1: on here? No, let me explain. Man. Look, I'm jose
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  Speaker 1: from The Raider Show, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah, it's a joke. I mean, my
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  Speaker 1: son was complaining about the teaching the other day, but
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know she was gonna put me up to this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Aaron did set you up. She said, you know, he's
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  Speaker 1: not really feeling all the teachers this year. So we figured, hey,
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  Speaker 1: why don't we just call up and give some disinformation. Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Spread it all over Facebook. Yeah, you're the stubsitute teacher.
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  Speaker 1: You're the smart one. Remember, finally some respect. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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