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Phone Tap PODCAST: Airline Seating Surprise · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And we've heard stories
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  Speaker 1: about people who just have horrible luck when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to traveling. Oh yeah, their flights always seem to get delayed,
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  Speaker 1: or their luggage gets lost. They're always sitting next to
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  Speaker 1: someone who wants to remove their shoes and socks while
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  Speaker 1: they put them up on the trade table for the
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  Speaker 1: entire five hour flight. Well, today we call one of
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  Speaker 1: those unlucky travelers and we've got a little surprise for her.
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  Speaker 1: This time. It's a good one though, but I have
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  Speaker 1: a feeling she's not going to be happy when we
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  Speaker 1: break the news. You'll find out in your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Mornings on the twenties, Tony, I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, this is Tracy
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  Speaker 1: calling from Airlines. I'm looking to speak with Ellie. This
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  Speaker 1: is she. Hi, Ellie, how are you today. I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to hear. You're probably wondering why I was calling,
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  Speaker 1: and I had an alert come through that you just
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  Speaker 1: booked a ticket with us for a travel to Toronto
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  Speaker 1: about a month from now. Yes I did. Is there
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  Speaker 1: an issue? No, Actually, quite the opposite. Something exciting is happening. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what I see that you're sitting in seat twelve haf correct?
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  Speaker 1: I think so, I guess you are. I just double checked. Anyway, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I need to let you know that a young man
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  Speaker 1: is planning a surprise proposal in your section and he
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  Speaker 1: wants to pop the question to his girlfriend mid flight.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that cute? Okay? What does it have to do
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  Speaker 1: with me? Get this? He had a great idea. He
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  Speaker 1: wants to surprise his bride with a proposal flash mob.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand what is a proposal? Flash mob? Mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's the best. We've done a few of these, and
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  Speaker 1: at a certain point in the flight, we're gonna play
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  Speaker 1: some music over the loudspeaker and then that will be
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  Speaker 1: your queue, and everyone in this section around you will
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  Speaker 1: stand up and participate in a choreograph dance. What do
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  Speaker 1: I have to participate in. I don't understand. Picture this.
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  Speaker 1: You get the chance all five rows around him. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be dancing in unison. It'll look so cool and
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  Speaker 1: hopefully it's going to go viral. So this is going
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  Speaker 1: to be like on the internet too. Oh, hopefully it'll
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  Speaker 1: be all over the internet. I mean, here's the thing, though,
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  Speaker 1: We're just a month out, so there is no time
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  Speaker 1: to waste. I just need to know your availability on
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  Speaker 1: Tuesdays and Thursday nights. Wait a second, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how I got involved in this.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry. We're gonna take care of it. That's what
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday nights are for. I mean, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: host practice sessions of the dance so you don't look
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  Speaker 1: like an idiot. And then we're just gonna get you
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  Speaker 1: on the schedule. Right now. You want me to go
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  Speaker 1: to rehearsals for this? Yeah, it's gonna be so fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's only a few hours each night and great workout.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get involved with this. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they're nice people, but I have no interest
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  Speaker 1: in doing This is just not my thing. Wow, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: don't tell me, You're like one of those people that
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  Speaker 1: hate seeing others happy. Are you kidding me? Did you
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  Speaker 1: just say that to me? I'm just saying I called
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  Speaker 1: everyone else in the row around you, and everyone else
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  Speaker 1: was excited. I'm just I'm sorry. I'm just surprised by
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  Speaker 1: your reaction, That's all. You know. Maybe you should just
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  Speaker 1: move me to another section in the plane, because like
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  Speaker 1: that might just be easier, because this is just not
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  Speaker 1: my thing. There's always one in the group. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let me take a look. Hey, do you see here?
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  Speaker 1: We have an open seat in the rear of the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Is that all you have? Do you anything else? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: will that work for you? I guess it has to.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, oh, and you are transferred. Oh wait, look
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  Speaker 1: at that. You're sitting right next to the birthday girl,
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  Speaker 1: a birthday curl. Oh what does that mean? Oh? The
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  Speaker 1: section I moved you to has been reserved for a
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  Speaker 1: King signera. Oh my gosh. Okay, do you have any
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  Speaker 1: normal seats on the plane. Oh, don't worry, no choreograph
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  Speaker 1: dances there, Okay, I wouldn't want the fun police to
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  Speaker 1: come out. No, this is just mostly family in that section,
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  Speaker 1: and you got the last seat I will say it
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  Speaker 1: will be one heck of a party. You know, first
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  Speaker 1: you're booking me in like a splash mob proposal, and
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  Speaker 1: now you're trying to book me in this like teenage
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  Speaker 1: your birthday party group. We're not doing it on purpose, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: people just want to celebrate life's moments with us. We
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  Speaker 1: did a gender reveal last week using barf bags. Really creative.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I don't even know what to say anymore,
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  Speaker 1: because I just want to be on a plane without
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  Speaker 1: a party, without dancing, without anything. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: be in a seat and a section with normal airline activity.
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  Speaker 1: Is that possible. It's not possible because I'm not actually
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  Speaker 1: from the airline. What my name is Brooke for the
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  Speaker 1: radio show brook at Jeff in the morning, We're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh okay, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Like I like totally knew that there's something wrong when
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  Speaker 1: I went from like the flash mob to the Keira man.
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  Speaker 1: You have to blame your roommate, Kelly. She set you
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  Speaker 1: up because you have like apparently the worst luck flying ever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he knows all my horror stories. It's true. Wait
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  Speaker 1: and wait, oh, I think I can move you to
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the plain too Emotional support cats are
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  Speaker 1: having a wedding anniversary. Oh yeah, that's the first time
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  Speaker 1: that sounds good to me. I think I might do
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  Speaker 1: that one week up every morning with tap weekdays. The
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