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Phone Tap PODCAST: She’s Faking It · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm hello. Hey is this Spencer? Yeah, hey Spencer. Um,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know me. I got your number from one
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  Speaker 1: of our neighbors, James. He had James. He's up. He's
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  Speaker 1: up on the eighth floor. Yeah. Yeah, I live next time,
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  Speaker 1: so I live above you. Basically, Okay, do have we
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  Speaker 1: have I met you before? No, we've never met. But
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  Speaker 1: I just had to give you a call. Uh. I
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  Speaker 1: know this is gonna be awkward. Yeah what? Um? I
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  Speaker 1: can hear you and your girlfriend being intimate. Um? Okay, Um,
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  Speaker 1: that's really weird. Um well I knew I told you
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  Speaker 1: it was going to be an awkward conversation. I just
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  Speaker 1: had to tell you that I can hear you. Guys,
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  Speaker 1: so you just you you're telling me to keep it down,
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  Speaker 1: That's that's what you're calling. No, actually, um, the reason
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling is just to give you a heads up
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  Speaker 1: from you know, guy to guy. I'm pretty sure she's
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  Speaker 1: faking it? What do you mean? Come on, man, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. That's I don't think that's
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  Speaker 1: a place you have any right to talk about. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no, no offense, but this is uncalled for,
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  Speaker 1: right you're telling me? So you're telling me at about ten,
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  Speaker 1: I was like ten fifteen, ten twenty last night. You
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  Speaker 1: couldn't tell that she was putting on one of her
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  Speaker 1: best performances. I could tell what. Yeah, part of me
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  Speaker 1: wanted to go downstairs and give her an oscar. It
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  Speaker 1: was so obvious. Hey, come on, I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: that my girlfriend is not faking it. Okay, okay, are
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  Speaker 1: you trying to joke with me? No? No, Her and
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  Speaker 1: I look listen. I know it's probably before you ever met,
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  Speaker 1: but her and I used to mess around a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: and so I've heard what the real thing sounds like
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  Speaker 1: and what you've got going on there is definitely nothing
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  Speaker 1: like what I used to hear, so I know she
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  Speaker 1: is okay, whoa, Hey, man, listen, I don't have any
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  Speaker 1: feelings for her anymore. I'm just calling to help you out,
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  Speaker 1: and you need to shut the okay and leave me alone.
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  Speaker 1: And then I don't want you to call me again. Okay, Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're absolute creep. I'm just saying, if you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: throwing my leftovers in the microwave every night, you might
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  Speaker 1: as well be getting the real flavor out of it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Oh, you know what, you need to shut up,
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  Speaker 1: you know, And then I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: come up there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do something. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can. I can tell that you're upset about this. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you did, you may you may be mad, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: really upset. Okay. I like you, Spencer. I think you're
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  Speaker 1: a good dude. Man. Yeah, you think I'm a good dude.
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  Speaker 1: I do. That's why. Hey, the next time that you
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  Speaker 1: guys are, you know, being together, I'm gonna come down there,
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  Speaker 1: knock on the door and call her out for faking it,
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  Speaker 1: because I think that's rude that she would do that
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  Speaker 1: to you. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna say it
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  Speaker 1: straight to her face. Where are you right now? You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna wait for you to come down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come to you right now. I'm gonna kick
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  Speaker 1: your ass right now. Where am I right now? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I'm at a moving ninety two point five the radio station.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean radio station? I mean this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: you what your girlfriend Tina set you up? Holy crap.
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  Speaker 1: Tina said you would freak out of a neighbor called
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  Speaker 1: saying that they heard you guys being together. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no kidding, I did. And she also said she's been
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  Speaker 1: faking it. What do you what? Are you serious? No,
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  Speaker 1: she actually really told me that, dude, what I know
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  Speaker 1: she didn't. She said, everything's fine. God week up every
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