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Phone Tap: Wakey Wakey · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank calls Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. And recently a woman reached out asking if
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  Speaker 1: we could prank her husband, who is currently out of
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  Speaker 1: town on a business trip. The thing is, last time
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  Speaker 1: he went away for work, he overslept and missed his
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  Speaker 1: flight home. Oh no, So today we're gonna make sure
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't happen again by pretending to work at the
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  Speaker 1: hotel he's staying at and give him a wake up call.
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  Speaker 1: He will never forget. It's your phone tap right now
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  Speaker 1: you're working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Well, wakey, wakey,
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  Speaker 1: This is Jerry from him concierge service has given you
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  Speaker 1: a wake up call. What this is Jerry from the
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  Speaker 1: hotel front desk. I just wanted to give you a
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  Speaker 1: personalized wake up call. Rise and shine, Butterbean.
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  Speaker 2: Calling me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you your wake up call.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't order a wake up call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, you did.
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  Speaker 2: When I don't remember ordering one. I think I think
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  Speaker 2: maybe you got the wrong number.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're in room sixteen eleven.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think my room is eleven sixty one. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: I think you got the wrong room. But wait what yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you got the wrong room.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I was off a number.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I am so sorry. No, it's fine, my apology.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, you're fine.
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  Speaker 1: Please just go back to bed. You have a great sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Forget I ever called it. I apologize, all right, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, this is Jerry again. I'm sorry. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to apologize about before.
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  Speaker 2: No. Hey, man, it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I just I feel terrible. I shouldn't have messed up
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  Speaker 1: your wake up call.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, you're messing up my sleep right now.
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  Speaker 1: No, and that's what makes me feel bad because I
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  Speaker 1: read the numbers wrong and that obviously was not of
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  Speaker 1: your fault. It's all mind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know. We discussed this. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to go back to bed and me again,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to explain myself. It's I mean, not that.
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  Speaker 2: There is no necessary man, I'm just trying to get
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  Speaker 2: some sleep, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I understand, And I just you know, not that you care,
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  Speaker 1: but I feel like you should know. When I was
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  Speaker 1: a kid, my mom thought that I was dyslexic.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she took me to a bunch of doctors, and
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it turns out I was actually fine. I
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  Speaker 1: mean a little slow on the uptake, but no DYSLEXI.
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  Speaker 2: Surprise me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I actually overheard one of the doctors tell her that
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  Speaker 1: I'm a one piece puzzle.
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  Speaker 2: What I know, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: And then another doctor he said that my elevator doesn't
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  Speaker 1: just stop short, it files for bankruptcy halfway up.
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  Speaker 2: That makes none.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think that was very fair, especially from a doctor.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, Yeah, you know, man, I'm really sorry about
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  Speaker 3: all that doctor crap in your childhood and everything.
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  Speaker 2: You should talk to someone about that. But I need
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  Speaker 2: to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, I'm so sorry. So what time
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  Speaker 1: was the wake up call that you wanted?
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  Speaker 2: I did not have a wake up call?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, like I said, I feel bad. So how
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  Speaker 1: about this. I'm just downstairs. I could come up to
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  Speaker 1: your room. I'll bring you some coffee, some bacon maybe,
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  Speaker 1: and we can tell stories and you can accept my apology.
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  Speaker 1: It's the least that I can do.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to leave me coffey bacon
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  Speaker 3: outside my door, be fine.
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  Speaker 1: But no, no, no, I feel like I want to
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  Speaker 1: come in and sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You don't trust me, dude, You don't want to come in,
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  Speaker 2: all right, but if you want to give me some
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  Speaker 2: coffee and bacon, that would be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean if you wanted to, we could
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  Speaker 1: hop in my car and I could drive you around
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  Speaker 1: like with the coffee and the bacon and just show
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  Speaker 1: you how sorry I am. Oh you hung up?
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, it's Jerry again. I think he accidentally hung up
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  Speaker 1: on me.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, What did you hang.
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  Speaker 1: Up on me by accident?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, it was intentional.
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  Speaker 1: I got the feeling that might be what was happening.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. It's just I forgot to ask you
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  Speaker 1: a question.
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  Speaker 3: Erry, to say it get better be quick, and it
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  Speaker 3: better not be about your childhood or your doctors.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, none of that. I was just wondering, are
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  Speaker 1: you checking out today?
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  Speaker 2: Why does that matter? Why are you asking me that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, just if you are, you could fly home and
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  Speaker 1: blame your wife for all of this. She's the one
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  Speaker 1: who sets you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. My name is jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, my wife set you up to this, she did.
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  Speaker 1: She said, a month ago, you forgot to get a
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  Speaker 1: wake up call during a business trip and you missed
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  Speaker 1: your flight home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, that didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: Said she didn't want you to miss your plane this time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, joke's on her, because I didn't miss my plane
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  Speaker 2: on access.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait, what you.
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  Speaker 3: Can tell her?
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  Speaker 2: I said that? Well maybe I am broking. Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 2: taps on the twenties