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Phone Tap: Authentic Human Dating Profile · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's
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  Speaker 1: prank call, we reach out to a guy who just
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  Speaker 1: created his very first online dating profile and what he
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  Speaker 1: wrote wasn't exactly working out for him, so he turned
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  Speaker 1: to chat GPT for help on what to say, which
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  Speaker 1: is fine, nothing wrong with that unless you tell your
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  Speaker 1: buddies about it. Yeah, then your buddies are going to
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  Speaker 1: reach out to us, and then we're going to act
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  Speaker 1: like we're from the dating app, and we're going to
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  Speaker 1: say we caught you like we did in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi?
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  Speaker 3: Is this Jim.
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  Speaker 1: It is calling Ray.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling from the app Heart Dating. My name's Hilda,
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  Speaker 2: Hilda Climb.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we noticed you recently created a new profile with
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  Speaker 2: us in the last forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, cool, So what why would you be calling me
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  Speaker 1: about that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, your page was flagged by our system as
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  Speaker 2: being plagiarized.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny. How can you don't know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with the integrity team and we ran your
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  Speaker 2: profile through our originality scanner.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's an eighty.
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  Speaker 2: Seven percent identical match to a chat GBT generated romance prompt.
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  Speaker 3: Caught you what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the profile's right in front of me, and your
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  Speaker 2: opening line is I'm just a husky laugh looking for
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  Speaker 2: my soulmate who loves hot sauce and NPR.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't understand what's wrong with.
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  Speaker 3: That hot sauce and MPR.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean those things aren't mutually exclusive. I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand what you're trying to imply.
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  Speaker 2: Sir. Again, I'm with the integrity team, and based on
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  Speaker 2: your photos, I highly doubt you even own hot What
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  Speaker 2: do you mean I look like I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Are you trying?
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  Speaker 2: Is it because I'm white?
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  Speaker 3: Look, we're not here to judge.
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  Speaker 2: At our company, we require at least two honest, human
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  Speaker 2: generated cringe lines per profile.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not cringe enough as the issue.
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  Speaker 3: You're not human enough? What do you mean I'm not
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  Speaker 3: human enough? How could I not be human?
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to me right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna lower the emotion and we'll just rewrite
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  Speaker 2: it together.
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  Speaker 3: So let's ditch the husky laughline you stole. They didn't
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  Speaker 3: steal it.
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  Speaker 2: No one's buying it, and I'm going to replace it
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  Speaker 2: with you cry uncontrollably durt and Pixar movies like that. What.
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  Speaker 3: No, that sounds real.
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  Speaker 2: It's not real.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even watch Pixar movies.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, then you tell me how would you make a
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  Speaker 2: woman an emotional sandwich? What? What kind of question is that?
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  Speaker 3: Why? I don't even understand why I'm having to do this, Sir.
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  Speaker 2: I'm driving the train here, so please just chew two,
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  Speaker 2: get on board. Do we need to have some sort
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  Speaker 2: of raw emotional sentence?
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  Speaker 3: You're going to get raw emotion.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why this is such a hasshle. That
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  Speaker 2: is exactly what we're going towards. Yeah, it doesn't even
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  Speaker 2: need punctuation. Lady, You're not lady.
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  Speaker 3: You are just not getting it.
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  Speaker 2: This is my dating profile. I can say what I
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  Speaker 2: want to say.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need you to monitor it.
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  Speaker 2: You know what. This is taking a lot of time,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna put it in myself.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see here. No, okay, do not do that.
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  Speaker 2: I once fell in love with a barista because she
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  Speaker 2: spelled my name right. What.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's human, that's messy. It's hot. Women are gonna
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  Speaker 3: love it.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: That makes me sound like some kind of beta.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not some cry baby boost.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shut up. Oh my god, you.
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  Speaker 2: Just tell me to shut up.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to match with your new profile lines. Hold on,
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  Speaker 3: I'm reading it. This is unbelievable. It is I never
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  Speaker 3: thought you'd matage with anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sitting me right now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Look at this.
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  Speaker 2: It's a vegan who lives out of her van two
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  Speaker 2: miles from your location.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want that. I'm not looking match with some
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  Speaker 3: crazy homeless hipie girls.
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  Speaker 2: Should I respond to her and said you're down to
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  Speaker 2: meet up with the organic pea patch to drinkombucha and
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  Speaker 2: discuss political strife. Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want your help.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't ask for your help.
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  Speaker 2: And if we don't change it, we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: put a disclaimer on there with.
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  Speaker 3: A badge that says this profile has been lightly AI
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  Speaker 3: enhanced and not that just hard to get rid of.
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  Speaker 1: Forget this, this is stupid.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to you know what, Just delete my profile.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be involved in any Actually.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one thing I can't do, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: because I'm really with.
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  Speaker 2: The radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and
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  Speaker 2: I don't work for the dating app at all.
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  Speaker 3: Hold right, it's a break phone call. Every buddy Pete
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  Speaker 3: set you up.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy run. He wanted us to prank you because you've
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  Speaker 2: been using Chat GPT to spice up your dating profile,
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  Speaker 2: and he called you out for it. I can't believe
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  Speaker 2: you guys did stupid.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe you use AI to make up who
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  Speaker 3: you are. Are well, I put in real stuff, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: hot sauce and mpry. Al right, what do you meet?
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  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't I be able to do both of those?
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  Speaker 3: And how on earth do I look like? I don't
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  Speaker 3: use hot sauce. You look like peppers too spicy for you.
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  Speaker 3: You know how white that is?
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  Speaker 2: That is so what wake up every morning with PHO
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  Speaker 2: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning