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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hobo Bonfire · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today we call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who's extremely frustrated with her husband. Apparently, before they got married,
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  Speaker 1: he owned an old rundown RV and now it sits
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  Speaker 1: on the edge of their property. She's just been begging
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  Speaker 1: him to get rid of it, like most old RVs, right, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: So he finally put the ad up on Craigslist with
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  Speaker 1: his phone number and hers, hoping some sucker would take
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  Speaker 1: it off their hands. But so far they've only had
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  Speaker 1: a few weirdos inquire about it. And now the biggest
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  Speaker 1: weirdo of them all our own, Jose Bolanos, is very
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  Speaker 1: very interesting. Really, it's your brand new phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's another on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Samantha? Yes? Who is this? Please? Oh hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Carl, your husband. Henry left me a couple
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  Speaker 1: of emergency contacts here, but I wasn't able to get
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  Speaker 1: a hold of him, which is why I'm calling this number. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what are you calling about? I was just wondering if
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  Speaker 1: you could just leave me a bar of soap outside
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  Speaker 1: the door at your convenience whenever, no rush, that would
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  Speaker 1: be great. I'm at the shower, so wait what a
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  Speaker 1: bar of soap? Body wash would be? Okay too. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on here. Did Henry not
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  Speaker 1: tell you? Tell me what? No? Wonder you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? I'm sorry. Um. So, you guys have
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  Speaker 1: an old RV for sale on the back of your
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  Speaker 1: property right right? Yeah, I'm living here. Wait, you're living
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  Speaker 1: on our property? Yeah? How are you? Neighbor? Good morning? No,
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  Speaker 1: my husband did not tell me about this. Okay. The
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  Speaker 1: reason I'm here is here. Let me just explain a little. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I've been looking for an RV for a long time,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want to just buy one, so I
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  Speaker 1: like to try him out first. And that's why I
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  Speaker 1: was asking for some soap. Because I'm here in the
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  Speaker 1: RV testing it out and I need to take a shower.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea this is going on a perfect
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  Speaker 1: stranger on our property. I would honestly like for you
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  Speaker 1: to get out of the RV and leave our property.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. Yes, No, I'm being very clear here. No
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  Speaker 1: you are, and I'm listening. But can I just spit
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  Speaker 1: some logic at you. You wouldn't go and buy a
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  Speaker 1: car without test driving it, right, I wouldn't take a
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  Speaker 1: shower in it? Okay, Well there's no showers and regular cars. Man,
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  Speaker 1: this is an RV. This is a bigger purchase than that.
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  Speaker 1: If I take a purchase, Sir, it's really a hunk
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  Speaker 1: adjunct and we're giving you a really good price for
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  Speaker 1: I can't go or leave it, but get off our property.
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  Speaker 1: You're taking kind of a harsh tone with me, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Henry would like that. Listen. My husband
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know well he's doing. He's just monkeying around at
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  Speaker 1: this point. He put out our numbers in Craigsliz. He's
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  Speaker 1: obviously giving it out to weirdos on the internet. I
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  Speaker 1: can't deal with this anymore. I've gotten way too many
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  Speaker 1: strange calls. Okay, so I don't want you honor property. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're angry right now. But a deal has
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  Speaker 1: been made. This is nothing illegal. So hold on. You
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  Speaker 1: did buy the RV from my husband? Have you have
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  Speaker 1: you paid for it? There is a deal, and the
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  Speaker 1: official deal involves beans beingly binding. What the hell are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about being I have been collateral that I've
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  Speaker 1: given to your humble He didn't tell you anything, really, No,
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  Speaker 1: I gave him. I gave him three cans of beans
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  Speaker 1: in case something happened while I'm here. He can just
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  Speaker 1: have those. And remember these are good beans. Man, this
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  Speaker 1: is I can't you think you're mad? I want my
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  Speaker 1: beans back. Excuse me if you're kicking me out? You
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  Speaker 1: know what freaking beans? Okay, thank you beans. I want
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  Speaker 1: you off the property, for it's the shale. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care about the beans. All right, Fine, Fine, I'll leave,
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  Speaker 1: but I am not leaving until tomorrow. My friends Bill
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  Speaker 1: and hobo John are coming over for a good old
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  Speaker 1: fashioned hot dog bonfire, and I will not let you know.
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  Speaker 1: No people are allowed enough property. You don't get the
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  Speaker 1: privilege to invite any of your friends or whoever the
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  Speaker 1: hell fine our property. I don't even know you. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: I know when I'm not wanted. Okay, But before I go,
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  Speaker 1: you should know two things about me. One I have bedbugs,
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  Speaker 1: and number two, this is a prank phone call. Are
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  Speaker 1: you for real? Yeah, I'm not living in your RV.
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  Speaker 1: My name is actually Jose for the radio show Brick
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  Speaker 1: of Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you right now. Henry set you up, of course,
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  Speaker 1: he said, A bunch of strange people have been hitting
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  Speaker 1: you guys up about the RV since you put it
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  Speaker 1: up online. You really preached to be out. I seriously
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  Speaker 1: thought you were living in there. Honesty. My apartment's were
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  Speaker 1: really small. Do you think I could come for just
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  Speaker 1: like a weekend? I mean, I know this is Jose
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  Speaker 1: asking honestly, work. We're done talking. I'm gonna set the
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  Speaker 1: thing on fire. Okay. It's quite week up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties two point
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