Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild and the Wings
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do u I away now offering free
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- 0:16Speaker 2: It's time for a phone tap. And in this world,
- 0:18Speaker 2: there's people who love food, and then there's people.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Who love food.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Like our phone tap victim today, his favorite thing in
- 0:27Speaker 2: the world is wings.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Oh my god, please don't tell me.
- 0:31Speaker 1: This is five minutes of Jose and him just talking
- 0:33Speaker 1: about different.
- 0:35Speaker 2: No, it's why recently he made plans to have his
- 0:39Speaker 2: best buddy over so they could watch the game and
- 0:41Speaker 2: have the best wings in the city delivered to them
- 0:44Speaker 2: for lunch.
- 0:45Speaker 4: It's funny.
- 0:46Speaker 3: I've done this.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Yeahs just one problem though, his buddy told us that
- 0:50Speaker 2: this was happening and asked us to do a prank instead.
- 0:53Speaker 2: So there's going to be a minor delay. You're gonna
- 0:56Speaker 2: hear it in your phone tap right now.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Another tap on the twenty. Hello, Hello, this is Barnaby
- 1:05Speaker 3: Wild from Wingstuff. Is this Clinton.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Yesterday?
- 1:11Speaker 3: Hi? You ordered from us about fifteen minutes ago.
- 1:16Speaker 4: It was about to take correct about twenty five minutes ago,
- 1:18Speaker 4: yes day.
- 1:19Speaker 3: In my apologies, just so you know, the delivery person
- 1:23Speaker 3: is here to pick up your order. I can't give
- 1:27Speaker 3: him your wings.
- 1:30Speaker 4: What do you mean you can't give him my way?
- 1:32Speaker 3: I do not feel comfortable handing him over to the
- 1:35Speaker 3: delivery person.
- 1:37Speaker 4: What do you mean you can't give him to a
- 1:39Speaker 4: delivery per I don't understand. What's the problem.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Well, just let me let me get away from him
- 1:44Speaker 3: for one second, sir, Please, all right, it's just it's
- 1:50Speaker 3: just can can you hear me?
- 1:53Speaker 4: Okay, it's just.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Okay between you and me. He looks a little bit sketchy.
- 2:02Speaker 5: He's like super super skinny.
- 2:06Speaker 4: Super wait a minute, super skinny.
- 2:08Speaker 3: He's very thin, which means he's going to be very hungry.
- 2:12Speaker 3: We probably try to eat some of your wings.
- 2:15Speaker 4: You know how ridiculous, don't you?
- 2:18Speaker 3: I don't. I don't believe so, so I just do
- 2:21Speaker 3: not feel good about it. Lest what's your no, I'm
- 2:25Speaker 3: barnaby from wing stuff.
- 2:29Speaker 4: You wanna be wild from wing stuff. I don't care
- 2:32Speaker 4: if he's skinny, he said, he's short. Whatever? Can you
- 2:36Speaker 4: please give him, my Wayne, we've been waiting for a while.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Now he's giving me bad vibes.
- 2:42Speaker 4: I don't care about the vibe. I want my wings.
- 2:46Speaker 3: I have the bad feelings in my tummy.
- 2:49Speaker 4: I don't care about what you feel, barnaby, that's your problem.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Give you very perceptive.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Just give him the wing, Give him the wing.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Find your wishes my command. But first I am going
- 3:02Speaker 3: to take your wings into the back and and count
- 3:04Speaker 3: them for you. What that I want to give you
- 3:06Speaker 3: the numbers so that you know when it gets to you.
- 3:09Speaker 4: That is her ordered. I know what I ordered. You
- 3:11Speaker 4: have her my way, my wings getting cold?
- 3:14Speaker 3: This is this is a quality joke. Let me see
- 3:17Speaker 3: the open the first box. Ooh, the boneless meat, deal
- 3:22Speaker 3: with the twenty wings?
- 3:24Speaker 4: Yeah, I wait from my wing, I know what I ordered.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, this is looking so good.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Of course that's why I ordered the win there look good?
- 3:33Speaker 3: So did it tasty?
- 3:36Speaker 4: Are you inting my wing?
- 3:37Speaker 3: No? No, no, sir, But I do have to tell
- 3:40Speaker 3: you when the order arrives at your house, you will
- 3:43Speaker 3: have seventeen wings in the box, not twenty.
- 3:48Speaker 4: And why is that?
- 3:49Speaker 3: Will I I am just assuming that the sketchy skinny man,
- 3:52Speaker 3: will eat three of them from.
- 3:55Speaker 4: The boy haven't brought me? Do not eat my wing?
- 4:00Speaker 3: Hm, we will not eat anymore.
- 4:03Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want my day.
- 4:08Speaker 3: I was checking that the honey mustard is not poisoned.
- 4:11Speaker 4: Your person is gonna be shut down.
- 4:12Speaker 3: You're angry.
- 4:14Speaker 4: I'm very angry. You ate my damn way.
- 4:16Speaker 3: I must be honest with you. I do feel sort
- 4:20Speaker 3: of guilty about this.
- 4:22Speaker 4: You don't feel.
- 4:25Speaker 3: I do not work at wingstuff. I apologize.
- 4:29Speaker 4: For you.
- 4:30Speaker 3: I am your delivery driver. I just stopped because the
- 4:35Speaker 3: food smelled so good.
- 4:37Speaker 4: When you get to the house, your tip is gonna
- 4:39Speaker 4: be my foot in your Okay?
- 4:41Speaker 3: Does that include two dips on the side? I like
- 4:46Speaker 3: the honey? Okay. I must admit I feel guilty because
- 4:52Speaker 3: I lied about the second thing.
- 4:54Speaker 4: What did you about?
- 4:54Speaker 3: Do not be angry with me.
- 4:57Speaker 4: I'm angry right now the things I'm not.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Actually, you're livery driver either. I am a radio host
- 5:02Speaker 3: from a show called Brooke and Jaffrey in the morning,
- 5:04Speaker 3: and we're doing a prank phone call on you.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Man, man, man, you don't message my wings and my
- 5:13Speaker 4: wings I.
- 5:14Speaker 3: Swear I haven't touched your wings.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Dude, your buddy Darnell wanted to set you up.
- 5:19Speaker 4: Oh what the hell are you doing?
- 5:24Speaker 3: Don't be mad at him.
- 5:26Speaker 2: He just told that you guys were having lunch together today,
- 5:29Speaker 2: so we wanted to play a.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Joke on you.
- 5:33Speaker 3: No what bernieby wild At That sounds like born to.
- 5:39Speaker 4: Be wold.
- 5:41Speaker 3: With a strange coincidence, whatever.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Weekcause every morning with fun taps weekday mornings on the
- 5:50Speaker 1: twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning