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Phone Tap: I Have A Pen, An Apple Pen · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d Ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: dot com or call eight. What are the top three
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  Speaker 1: most annoying things about being on the phone with customer service? Man?
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  Speaker 1: They just don't care? One is probably being rude, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to their combative with you about your issue. And third,
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  Speaker 1: maybe the most powerful is they act disinterested. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I was saying. You can just tell that they're not
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  Speaker 1: really paying that much attention to your complaint, no matter
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  Speaker 1: how upset you are about it. Yeah, and that's what
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  Speaker 1: happens in today's phone call. But you know what, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's not Brooks fault because she was just up really
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  Speaker 1: late last night. Oh god, I know she is going
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  Speaker 1: to fight through the sleepies yea and do her very
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  Speaker 1: best to help this man saul his problem, even if
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  Speaker 1: she has to get super drunk to do it. Oh
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  Speaker 1: go job. So you're here your brand new phone tapp
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  Speaker 1: right now on the twenty. Hi, I'm looking to speak
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  Speaker 1: with Sam, who's calling. My name is Sabrina Upchuck from
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  Speaker 1: customer service. Uh huh okay. One of my associates forwarded
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  Speaker 1: me an email saying you had an unpleasant experience at
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  Speaker 1: one of our stores. Uh yeah, I would call it that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: can you tell me about it? Um? I was, I
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  Speaker 1: was shopping and I was looking for like a very
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  Speaker 1: specific kitchen set. Oh oh oh excuse me? Are you
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  Speaker 1: falling asleep? Oh no, I'm so sorry about that. At
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  Speaker 1: a late night at this bar called close Encounters. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: so are you do you want to hear? What have
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  Speaker 1: you been to that bar before? Uh? No, I can't
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  Speaker 1: say I have. Oh let's just say they don't call
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  Speaker 1: it close Encounters because it's a space alien theme, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, no, I guess I
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  Speaker 1: get your innuendo. But oh my god, just retained you
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  Speaker 1: and me. I ended up bringing home like this rando.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, binged on America's Got Talent Season eight on DVR. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: great show, I'm sure it is. Um. Are you here
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me about about my experience? Or am
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  Speaker 1: I am? I like listening to you? Oh yeah, okay, sorry? Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what were you saying? I was pouring a little bailies
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  Speaker 1: in my coffee. Are you are you drinking right now?
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  Speaker 1: Did I say that out loud? Yeah? Continue, continue, Let's
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  Speaker 1: just let's concentrate on you. Well, no, I mean, is
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  Speaker 1: this okay I'm talking? Is this actually gonna go anywhere?
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  Speaker 1: Or are you just gonna like yeah, yeah. If you're
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  Speaker 1: calling me about this, I assume you guys are actually
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  Speaker 1: like trying to help me. Sam, Sam, I'm here and
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  Speaker 1: I'm totally professional. Well this it sounds like you're totally
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  Speaker 1: profession because it sounds like you're drinking. You're telling me
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  Speaker 1: about like, give me another chance, tell me what your
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  Speaker 1: problem is. Okay, I thought I was shopping and I
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  Speaker 1: was looking for like a specific kitchen set, and I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to talk, And hey, I get you're tired,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't have to yawn every time I say
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  Speaker 1: something is und one yon is understandable. One yawn, I
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  Speaker 1: give you one yawn. But like four Yon, five Yon,
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  Speaker 1: you were obviously at close encounters last night. Oh I wasn't,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe you shouldn't have been either, because it's clearly
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  Speaker 1: affecting your job right now. Honestly, it doesn't even sound
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  Speaker 1: like you're not tired. It just sounds like you're bored
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  Speaker 1: of what I have to say, and until like you're
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  Speaker 1: putting out an act. No, I hear what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: That's my tired yawn. My board yon is more like this.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. I can't tell the difference between your yawn. Really,
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  Speaker 1: all I can say is that, okay, wait, but maybe
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  Speaker 1: if you just listen, Wait, Sam, maybe if you listen,
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  Speaker 1: you'll be able to hear the difference. Okay, listen to
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  Speaker 1: this one. I'm not listening to your yawn. Stop yawning.
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  Speaker 1: See that that is a tired yawn. But listen to
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  Speaker 1: this one. Okay, you know what I I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care about your yawn. I'm done with you, and
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to your supervisor at this point.
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  Speaker 1: This Oh stop yawning. Let me talk to somebody, just
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  Speaker 1: please hold I I have a apple, oh apple? Hello? Hello, supervisor? Yes, hi?
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  Speaker 1: Are you you're gonna yawn too? Sorry? Look I had okay,
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  Speaker 1: I had an I'll transfer you back with this. No,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no no, what are you doing? I
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  Speaker 1: have an apple? Oh Apple? Hey? Sam? Hello, hey Sam.
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid we're not going to be able to help
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  Speaker 1: you today. Oh, because why why did you transfer me
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  Speaker 1: to the guy? He just trans me right back? Are
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  Speaker 1: you going to talk to somebody I don't know above him?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? There's nobody above him, Sam, we
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  Speaker 1: don't work it. This is actually broke from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What it's all a joke and
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  Speaker 1: you could blame your girlfriend, Shannon, she's the one that
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  Speaker 1: set you up with girlfriend. Yeah, she said you were
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  Speaker 1: being like a grump about a bad experience at the Skinner. No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that kind of whole music was a third
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  Speaker 1: I have an Apple. That's a crazy old song. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Oh, good, get it. I got I'm
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  Speaker 1: on the butt of the joke. I got it. That's
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  Speaker 1: a good song. It's too crazy. Week up every morning
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