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Phone Tap: Senior Scare · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: I know what you're all thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be nice to get senior citizens more involved
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  Speaker 1: in Halloween? Yeah, let's get spooky crazy everybody.
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  Speaker 2: No, not you Allan, we already had you on a
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  Speaker 2: prank the other day. Yeah, no, my man, Yeah, homie, ye, Alan,
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  Speaker 2: just go away, listen. I mean, get all the seniors
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  Speaker 2: involved in a brand new Halloween tradition. That'd be kind
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  Speaker 2: of fun. Is it illegal? Probably?
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  Speaker 1: Is it in bad taste?
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  Speaker 2: Of course? But that's why it's a prank phone call,
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  Speaker 2: and it's happening right now. It's another on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking for Denise. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: This is Denise speaking.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, my name is Sharon Peters from Billy Assisted Living.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling about your father. Albert. Is everything okay? Oh? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he's fine. He's actually really excited about tonight.
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  Speaker 1: To what's happening. What's happening tonight?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's exactly why I'm calling. We're doing a fun
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  Speaker 2: event here. It's our first ever senior scareo Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: that sounds fun. It's a newer thing we're trying out.
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  Speaker 2: We're charging people from the neighborhood businesses to come into
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  Speaker 2: our facility after dark and scare your loved ones.
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  Speaker 1: Who wait, hold.
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  Speaker 2: On, you're telling me that people from the community are
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  Speaker 2: coming to pay to scare older people. It's like a
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  Speaker 2: reverse hunted house. Why are we doing this? Well, if
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, it's because the facility is a
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  Speaker 2: little underfunded. Right now. We've already collected five thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: home on.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you underfunded?
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  Speaker 2: I'm up to date when it comes to our monthly payment. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, inflation is also scary. Yes, the whole idea
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  Speaker 2: of you scaring my dad's life away, Oh, wouldn't that
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  Speaker 2: have permission for me? Actually, he's an adult and he's
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  Speaker 2: already signed a release. So ninety percent of our sweet
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  Speaker 2: residence are They've all agreed to participate. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: just feel as though that this needs to be approved
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  Speaker 2: by me. Okay, I'm not quite sure why you're so bothered?
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  Speaker 2: You're not sure? Yeah, here's the thing. Maybe I didn't
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  Speaker 2: paint the picture correctly. So imagine your father coming down
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  Speaker 2: the hall from Bingo using his walker, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: one with the tennis balls on the front. Hold on, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you could picture it. Okay, good. So, just over by
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  Speaker 2: the drinking fountain, there's gonna be a coffin with a
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  Speaker 2: big sign that says Albert, come on in, we're waiting
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  Speaker 2: for you. No, no, absolutely, listen when he opens it.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a skeleton with some of his clothes on. No,
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna have a great life. It's gonna be a hoot.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. We're gonna post all the scenior
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  Speaker 2: jump scares to our facility. TikTok page. No, what's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a hot is I'm gonna follow a freaking lawsuit
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  Speaker 2: against you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: He's the older individuals who have health conditions, and you're.
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  Speaker 2: Will make sure they have all their medication before our
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  Speaker 2: big night tonight. Okay, this is terrible. If you're really
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  Speaker 2: that concerned, and it sounds like you are, why don't
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  Speaker 2: you come down here before the scare starts?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I'll be there in about fifteen minutes. You can participate.
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  Speaker 2: I'll dress you up like Satan and have you hide
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  Speaker 2: under your dad's bed and grab his legs when he
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  Speaker 2: wakes up from his nap.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming down there right now.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna play eggs it. I mean, your brother Tommy
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  Speaker 2: is going to be down here doing the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: so you might as well join him, both under his bed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, can you imagine forearms coming out? That'd be crazy.
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  Speaker 2: My brother Tommy, yeah, because he's a big fan of
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  Speaker 2: the show. And this is all a big prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: This is Brook from the radio show brooking Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. It's
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  Speaker 2: a Halloween phone tab. At first, Y, you weren't listening
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  Speaker 2: to me. I didn't understand why you didn't think it
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  Speaker 2: was fun to jump out of closets and scarce senior citizens.
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  Speaker 2: None of this made this Oh my gosh, week every
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  Speaker 2: morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking
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