Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Crooked Refs
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- 0:18Speaker 1: you have kids that are doing youth sports. Yeah, so
- 0:22Speaker 1: as a parent, huh, And I want you to be honest.
- 0:25Speaker 1: You're sleeping through most of those games, right, They're so cute.
- 0:29Speaker 1: I'm not even bringing up the hangovers with you. I'm
- 0:31Speaker 1: just saying they're pretty boring to watch. Well, I mean,
- 0:35Speaker 1: if my children are listening, absolutely not they're the next stars.
- 0:40Speaker 1: I'm just saying objectively, it's not the most exciting thing.
- 0:43Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of friends coming with us
- 0:45Speaker 1: to the games. That's why that's why today we call
- 0:50Speaker 1: the guy that just got hired to be a youth
- 0:52Speaker 1: sports referee. Okay, as the leader of the Refs Association,
- 0:57Speaker 1: I'm going to tell them about a few things that
- 0:59Speaker 1: we do to help make the games a little more
- 1:01Speaker 1: interesting for the adults. You'll find out in your phone
- 1:06Speaker 1: tap right now twenty Hello, Hey, Hey, Is this Nick? Um? Yeah?
- 1:17Speaker 1: Is this this is Deacon. I'm the head referee for
- 1:20Speaker 1: the youth sports group. Took a few calls to answer. Um,
- 1:23Speaker 1: you're one of our new referees, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi. Hi,
- 1:27Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I didn't answer. I I didn't recognize
- 1:29Speaker 1: the number. Yeah, anyway, I just I got to talk
- 1:32Speaker 1: to you real quick because I looked at the schedule
- 1:34Speaker 1: for this weekend and you're on field three all afternoon
- 1:38Speaker 1: on Saturday, right. I mean, to be honest, we haven't
- 1:41Speaker 1: really checked my schedule, but if you're saying that, yeah,
- 1:44Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's where I'm at. Yeah, you'll see it
- 1:46Speaker 1: in the email. But there's a two pm game that
- 1:49Speaker 1: day between the Firehawks and the Booberries. Okay, okay, so
- 1:53Speaker 1: we need to make sure that the Booberries take it
- 1:55Speaker 1: in the shorts that game. Wait, what do you mean?
- 2:02Speaker 1: I mean they need to lose? Yeah, Like, there's a
- 2:05Speaker 1: winner and a loser, right, like, right, but the Booberries
- 2:09Speaker 1: need to be the ones that lose that game. I'm bad,
- 2:12Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you talking about. Look, one of
- 2:15Speaker 1: the dads for the Firehawks paid for all new uniforms
- 2:18Speaker 1: and even toss a little extra cash our way, so
- 2:21Speaker 1: we need to help him out on the other end.
- 2:24Speaker 1: If you know what I'm saying, I think you're saying.
- 2:28Speaker 1: What I'm saying is during the game, you need to
- 2:31Speaker 1: look the other way a few times. I sure the
- 2:35Speaker 1: Firehawks are getting a lead. I don't know if I'm
- 2:37Speaker 1: comfortable with this. Well, get comfortable, sit down, whatever you
- 2:41Speaker 1: have to do, because I already told Don the coach,
- 2:43Speaker 1: that you're not going to call any fouls in the
- 2:45Speaker 1: first half against his team. But yeah, that way his
- 2:48Speaker 1: kids can be a little more aggressive. Listen, I appreciate
- 2:51Speaker 1: you calling me like a Firehawk trucks a Booberry. Just
- 2:55Speaker 1: pretend like you missed it, like you were watching something
- 2:57Speaker 1: else and you didn't see. No, no, no, no, no,
- 2:59Speaker 1: We're good. There's nothing ethical about that. And these are kids.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Come on now, they're not toddlers. These kids are at
- 3:05Speaker 1: least eight. They can take it. No, no, no, they're children.
- 3:09Speaker 1: And then I got a Hundy riding on this game.
- 3:12Speaker 1: You're not betting on the soccer games, are you. Why
- 3:15Speaker 1: do you think I send out that email saying that
- 3:16Speaker 1: one kid had COVID The man? This is so wrong. Somebody, Okay, no,
- 3:24Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Listen, man, I can get
- 3:26Speaker 1: you in on the action. No, what's fun with you? Look,
- 3:29Speaker 1: you'd be surprised how many of the wine moms have
- 3:31Speaker 1: cash on hand? No, no, no, no, no no, Like, how
- 3:33Speaker 1: do you think I can afford my beamer? I can
- 3:36Speaker 1: call the cops on you. Okay, they're on the children
- 3:39Speaker 1: we're talking about, dude, they're in on this too. Please
- 3:42Speaker 1: know about this. The police, the local politicians, everybody. It's
- 3:46Speaker 1: kids soccer. No one gives a Do you realize what
- 3:49Speaker 1: you're asking me to do? You're getting paid forty bucks
- 3:51Speaker 1: a game? No, I don't know if I want this now.
- 3:55Speaker 1: This is a highly legal thing that you've got going on. Okay,
- 3:57Speaker 1: you're driving a hard bargain here. Man, what if I
- 3:59Speaker 1: get you sixty bucks every game? No? No, no, no
- 4:04Speaker 1: no no. I'm confused because your friend Thomas vouched for you.
- 4:09Speaker 1: He said you'd be up for doing this. How do
- 4:11Speaker 1: you know Thomas? I spoke to him. He said, you'd
- 4:14Speaker 1: probably even trip a little kid if you get some
- 4:16Speaker 1: extra money out of it. Wrong, Why are you getting
- 4:19Speaker 1: all the Why would you have me do this phone
- 4:22Speaker 1: tap on you? If he wasn't telling the truth. No no, no, yeah,
- 4:27Speaker 1: this is this is all a joke. My name's actually
- 4:29Speaker 1: jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
- 4:32Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. No no, no, no no, no no.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Your buddy Thomas emailed us. He said, you just started
- 4:39Speaker 1: volunteering to be a raff for youth soccer. He wanted
- 4:42Speaker 1: to mess with you. You have me freaking out. I
- 4:46Speaker 1: was involved in some types of illegals. Dude, don't freak out.
- 4:49Speaker 1: We're paying off the cops. They know I man, if
- 4:52Speaker 1: you can give me the sixty bucks per game, all right,
- 4:54Speaker 1: that's my boy. Every morning, day, mornings, all the twenties.
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