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Phone Tap PODCAST: Messed With Your Star Wars Stuff · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. It's broken Juble in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and in today's phone tap, I call a guy who's
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  Speaker 1: getting pretty agitated at work. Every time he takes a
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  Speaker 1: break or leaves the office, he comes back and finds
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  Speaker 1: that somebody has been messing with the things on his desk,
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  Speaker 1: and his co workers have secretly been doing this for
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  Speaker 1: an entire month, just to set him up for a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. So shout out to them, thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much, and you'll hear what happens when I talk
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  Speaker 1: to him about it. In your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's another on the twenties. Tell me I'm five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Lewis? Yeah? Who's this? Hey Lewis. This is
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  Speaker 1: Steve from the office. How you doing, Steve? Yeah? Steve
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  Speaker 1: from which department? I don't Yeah, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: we've met yet, but I'm the I'm kind of the
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  Speaker 1: new guy over in the marketing department. Oh okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like pretty early in the morning. Didn't this wakes
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  Speaker 1: I got to work? Yeah? Maybe, I don't know, But
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling because I heard from Troy and Lana that
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  Speaker 1: you're a little upset because somebody's been touching the stuff
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  Speaker 1: on your desk. Well, yeah, I don't really like people
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  Speaker 1: session like touching my stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm calling.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that person is me.
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  Speaker 1: Hey what Yeah, I think it's really cool that you're
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  Speaker 1: into Star Wars and so am I. And all the
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  Speaker 1: collectibles that you have in your desk are awesome, so
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I play with them. Are you kidding me? No?
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  Speaker 1: All that stuff is my Star Wars collection. The other
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  Speaker 1: day I noticed you had a Death Star pencil sharpen urals, Like, hell, oh,
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  Speaker 1: who's somebody needs to sharpen all their pencils. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: can't be coming by grabbing all the Star Wars stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know you. Yeah, yeah, I can't help myself.
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  Speaker 1: And your Ewok coffee cup, oh that rocks I drank
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  Speaker 1: out of a few times last week when people left
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  Speaker 1: the office. You'll be drinking out of my coffee. I
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  Speaker 1: never told anybody they can drink out of my coffee gup.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I saw it and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if that makes a noise. Turns out it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a regular coffee cup. But dude, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing those? All that stuff is my Star Wars
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  Speaker 1: collection my desk? Hey, hey, hey, how much did that
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  Speaker 1: little miniature Millennium falcon set you back? That thing's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta cost you a lot of money. Huh. It's
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  Speaker 1: none of your business how much it is, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: but it is awesome. The other night, after everybody left
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  Speaker 1: the office, I was kind of flying it around a bit.
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  Speaker 1: We've done that. I was just making sounds like it's
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  Speaker 1: being chased by the Imperial Stormtroopers, you know, just flying
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  Speaker 1: that falcon around. That's chewy. Now you're doing ball. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of my pride collectibles. Okay. I don't want you
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  Speaker 1: touching any of my collective anything on my desk. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I can't touch that one anymore. Unfortunately, better not have
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  Speaker 1: screwed that up. Man, All the lights work. Huh. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't break those lights on there, did you? No? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't break the lights. You know what happens it I
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  Speaker 1: kind of broke all of it. What you broke the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah. I was running through the office and
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  Speaker 1: I jumped a little too high and I hit it
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  Speaker 1: against the fire exit sign and it kind of just
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah, I don't believe you broke the falcon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, technically the falcon broke itself because
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  Speaker 1: it broken and fell on the floor. Like I didn't
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  Speaker 1: you broke the falcon. You broke the falcon. Bro's shit
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  Speaker 1: it that's fair, and I am sorry, not fair. It's
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  Speaker 1: not fair to me. I don't have my Falcon book.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, can you get another? No, they don't make
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  Speaker 1: them anymore. What you some kind of idiot? It's your
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  Speaker 1: original falcon. Well, I would like to pay you back,
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  Speaker 1: if that's possible back. I can't wait to get to work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go right to HR and I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: him you broke stuff on my debt. You're gonna get fired. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You met with the Falcon, you met with me. What
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  Speaker 1: if I trade you limited edition Darth Maul bookends that
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  Speaker 1: I have on my desk yourself, bro, don't insult me.
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  Speaker 1: Training dark more for the stopping to any whole Star
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  Speaker 1: Wars fan. Well, No, that trade is ridiculous. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that because I'm not actually a Star Wars fan.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, you're not a fan, bro, a real fan.
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  Speaker 1: We're not a mess with any of that. Well, now,
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  Speaker 1: I just mean I'm not a real fan because this
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  Speaker 1: is a prank phone call and I really don't know
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  Speaker 1: much about Star Wars. What phone call? Prank? A prank? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But what? Oh well, this is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you and your co workers Troy and Lana set you up? What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: set up with this. Yeah. They told me that they're
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  Speaker 1: the ones who've been kind of moving stuff around on
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  Speaker 1: your desk to get under your skin, and they wanted
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  Speaker 1: to frank you about it. You me, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: the falcon Okay, yeah, I think the falcon is just fine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh man goes best. You know what, I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: I am totally gonna stop. Yeah. I'm sure they have
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  Speaker 1: a stapler or something's really close to them that they
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  Speaker 1: might get up bet about something, something so bad I
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  Speaker 1: can't even say it on the radio. Okay, you have
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  Speaker 1: fun with that. Oh, do worry. I will wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with jubal phone tabs. Weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties ruined ninety two point five