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Phone Tap: Be My Grundlebuck · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap, and anybody listening who
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  Speaker 1: wants to prank their significant other should know this. One
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  Speaker 1: of the best times to do it is right when
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  Speaker 1: they get a new job. Yeah, because they're eager and
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  Speaker 1: they want to be extra polite and super accommodating. And
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  Speaker 1: we're devious here on the show because we see weakness
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  Speaker 1: in that we know we can go after that vulnerability.
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  Speaker 1: Like the guy we call today, I mean, he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: met anybody yet at his new job. He's gonna believe
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  Speaker 1: that I work there and that I'm his direct supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: It's so scary and yeah, my first request is going
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  Speaker 1: to be a little weird, but he's going to have
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  Speaker 1: to deal with it politely. In your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, I'm looking for John h Yeah, this is John.
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  Speaker 3: Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Hey this Casey. I'm going to be one of your
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  Speaker 1: supervisors when you start next week over a.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, Yeah, happy to be here.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to get some things that need to
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  Speaker 1: be on your to do list.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, let me grab a ten perfect.
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  Speaker 1: So what we're doing I need you do. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a holiday ish message that I need you
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  Speaker 1: to write to my children. Wait, wait, what their names are?
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  Speaker 1: Leo and Samantha? They're six and seven? Okay, are you
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  Speaker 1: writing this down?
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  Speaker 3: And the Maantha six and seven? This is my kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I got that. But what are you asking me to do? Right?
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  Speaker 1: So, basically, they got really spoiled this last holiday, got
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  Speaker 1: way too many presents. So uh, I'm gonna need you
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  Speaker 1: to write a letter threatening to take their toys away.
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  Speaker 3: Mmmmm write that down? Yeah, no, no, writing down. I'm confused.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really confused. Okay, how does this have to do
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  Speaker 3: with work?
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  Speaker 1: And it's just you? You understand parenting isn't eazy? Sure,
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  Speaker 1: and coming from someone else, that message is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: so much more effective, yeah, because you know they don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to us anymore as parents, and they basically run
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  Speaker 1: the house now. They eat a ton of sugar, they
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  Speaker 1: go to bed whatever time they want, they watch all
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  Speaker 1: the bad movies on TV.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But I'm not gonna tell your kids that I'll
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  Speaker 2: tick their toys away. I know I'm in marketing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, technically hate to stop you there, but technically
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  Speaker 1: you're correct. You will be writing the letter, but you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna sign it under another name, grundle Buck grundle Buck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me and the wife made that name up. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a state side version of Crampis from Europe,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like the mean Christmas guy. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: he eats kids over there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Good. Good because you know, the kids, they'll recognize our handwriting.
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  Speaker 1: They're pretty smart. Now, that's why we'd have you write
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  Speaker 1: the letter right right. And I had a cinnamon roll
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  Speaker 1: this morning and I told my wife, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: have this new guy who's gonna be starting at the
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  Speaker 1: company named John, and she was like, ooh, John sounds
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  Speaker 1: like he could be grundlebuck Man.
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  Speaker 3: That is a great idea.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm thinking, maybe is there any way that I
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  Speaker 2: don't have to be the one that does this?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Do do you mean write the letters or not wear the costume?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I didn't know it was a costume.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, how else are we going to scare
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  Speaker 1: them at their windows at night?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: This is borderline genius, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, m yeah, I was going to say too much.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I work in marketing and this was not part
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  Speaker 2: of the job that I applied for.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I hate to stop you again. But did you
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  Speaker 1: see the part where we said that we need a
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  Speaker 1: creative person who goes the extra.
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  Speaker 3: Mile yet for the company?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yes, exactly. Grundlebuck falls under that umbrella saying.
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  Speaker 3: That I really have to do this.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And Leo, by the way, he loves his PlayStation
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  Speaker 1: right now, so let's start with your first threatening message
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  Speaker 1: about that. I want to hear what you say.
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  Speaker 3: He's serious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and remember Leo's been very naughty.
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  Speaker 3: What did he do?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he hasn't done anything yet, but the steak knives
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  Speaker 1: are missing from the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so, okay, listen, listen. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 3: involved in this.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to be involved in a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call on the radio?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to be involved in writing letters,
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  Speaker 2: prank phone calls. I don't want to be a part
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  Speaker 2: of any of it. Okay, I would love to work
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  Speaker 2: for the company.
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  Speaker 1: But John, I think you're missing what I said. This
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  Speaker 1: isn't real. This isn't the company you're going to work for.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: What your wife Jenna sets you up for a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on the radio?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My God, that was the dumbest prank I've ever heard of.
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  Speaker 1: You've felt for it, though, so you got to look
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  Speaker 1: at yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, how did you even know? I Oh,
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  Speaker 3: she set it up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she told us that you got a new
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  Speaker 1: job in marketing and thought we could mess with you
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: I fell for grundle Buck too, I was about to
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  Speaker 2: look him up.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't have to look him up. I have
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  Speaker 1: the costume all ready for you. What you're you large?
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait to scare my boss's children.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I'm glad we hired you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties