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Phone Tap PODCAST: U Drink Too Much · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another jewel. Hello all, I was looking for Lisa. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is Lisa. Hello Lisa, my name is Casey. Right back,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with Visa. How are you today, I'm good. How
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  Speaker 1: are you? I'm well? Thank you for asking. So I
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  Speaker 1: see that you called us a few days ago about
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  Speaker 1: getting a replacement credit card. Yes, that's correct. Okay, just
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  Speaker 1: to let you know, we sent the card out earlier today,
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  Speaker 1: so you should have it by the end of the week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's great, Thank you so much. I appreciate it,
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  Speaker 1: no problem, just out of pure curiosity. Where'd you lose
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  Speaker 1: the card? Silly filling me? I gotta buy it some friends.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I had a few drinks and stupid
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  Speaker 1: to being stupid. So maybe you were partying a little
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  Speaker 1: too hard that night. Probably No, Yeah, I had a
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  Speaker 1: good time. You know, it was a Friday night. You
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  Speaker 1: know that chronic heavy drinking can do things to your body, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well, you know that chronic heavy drinking is
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  Speaker 1: not a good thing, especially for your body. This is weird.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really appreciate this phone call. Well, I was
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  Speaker 1: about you know, are you letting me know about my
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  Speaker 1: credit card? I'm sure you're probably learning something. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you probably don't appreciate it because it's it's tough to
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  Speaker 1: hear it. But absolutely not. It's just a real conversation,
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  Speaker 1: and these conversations are never easy to have. Are you
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  Speaker 1: really judging me right now? Oh? No, I'm not judging you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm wondering if you might have a problem,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm here to help you out of my business.
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  Speaker 1: I think you should just say the out of my business.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like you're getting a little upset. Has it
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  Speaker 1: been a while since your last drink? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: are you curious? I'm just worried about you because it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like you're headed down a very slippery slow I've
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  Speaker 1: had enough. I don't want to hear your anymore. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about, and I would like
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  Speaker 1: to talk to your supervisor. Okay, my supervisor doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you anymore. My supervisor doesn't have any
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  Speaker 1: alcohol on him. If that's what you want to I
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  Speaker 1: can piece you know. You sound a little sloshed already.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a bit early in the day to
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  Speaker 1: start drinking, don't you please. I don't even know why
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  Speaker 1: I'm having this conversation with a guy will call me
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  Speaker 1: about Well, you know, we're concerned about our customers. I
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  Speaker 1: want to concern I'm sure you don't call everybody and
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  Speaker 1: asked them about if they have a drinking problem. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: we don't. And if you think back to the biggest
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  Speaker 1: I know that I know you're a little tipsy right now,
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  Speaker 1: and I want you to think back to the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of this conversation. I didn't call you randomly out of
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  Speaker 1: the blue. I called about your lost credit card and
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  Speaker 1: you told me that you misplaced it after the fifth
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  Speaker 1: or sixth day in a row of drinking everything that
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  Speaker 1: I've never said that. Okay, did I misshear you then,
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  Speaker 1: because it sounded like you said you had been on
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  Speaker 1: a week long bender and your card is about to
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  Speaker 1: be overdrawn anyway, because you had spent so much that
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  Speaker 1: if I could grab you through the fall, I will
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  Speaker 1: shake you, because I'm I've never said that. And if
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  Speaker 1: I could grab you through the phone, ma'am, I would
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  Speaker 1: shake you two and I would tell you it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be okay and we can get through this me. Can
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  Speaker 1: you please, let's put your supervisor on the phone. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you sound like you're in a bad place. You really do.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, God, who are you going to judge? Men?
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  Speaker 1: Know me? Bring it on, pilot on me. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for. Pilot on me. Give it all to me,
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  Speaker 1: Give it all to me. I'll carry that load for you.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be your informal sponsor. Put it on
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  Speaker 1: my back. Put it all on my back, and let
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  Speaker 1: me carry that weight for you. You don't know anything
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  Speaker 1: I bought me. You're right. I don't know anything about you.
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  Speaker 1: But your friend Tica does. She knows a lot about you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know Chica. Oh, because this is actually
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  Speaker 1: jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, it's a joke. Your friend Tica
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  Speaker 1: emailed me and told me that you lost your card
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  Speaker 1: at the bar and wanted me to give you a
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  Speaker 1: bad time about it. Oh my god. Although I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about the drinking problem, but I think you might
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  Speaker 1: have an anger problem after this fun. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I was crazy. You're crazy. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: Jubl funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy on,
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  Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five,