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Phone Tap: Dial Dawg For Laughs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: And think about how long you've had your current phone number.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Actually, not as long as you'd think.
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  Speaker 1: I had to change it when I moved into an
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  Speaker 1: old apartment. Mine's from a city ago. Yeah. A different state, even.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's the first one I ever had from a teenager.
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  Speaker 2: And the longer you have it, the more attached you get.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not really yours, is it? Well, it's no
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: one else's.
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  Speaker 2: You're just borrowing it until you die or a richer,
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: better-looking person comes along to take it away from you. What?
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: Is that what happens?
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  Speaker 2: That's what happens to the guy we called today in
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  Speaker 2: your phone tap right now.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Hi, good morning. Am I speaking with Martin A * * * * * e? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is him. Who's calling? Oh, I'm the director of
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  Speaker 1: customer accounts over here at Wireless. My name's Al. Al Paymore. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Al.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hi. Back to you. I hope you're having a
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Normally, we would just have a customer service representative call
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  Speaker 2: you for something like this, but I'm in charge of
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  Speaker 2: the entire division, and a little situation came up where
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: I needed to call you personally.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thanks. What is this about?
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  Speaker 2: Well, in four business days, we will be reassigning you
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  Speaker 2: to a different phone number.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was that again? A different phone number.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to reassign you to a new one. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be the same service.
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  Speaker 2: No extra fees, no extra charges. It's just going to
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  Speaker 2: be a different number. I think I said that like
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  Speaker 2: three times.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. Sometimes I'm like talking to myself
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, why would you be changing my phone number?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I've had this number for a decade now,
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: and I don't want my number changed. Look, I understand,
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: but unfortunately, there's nothing we can do. Why? You need
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: to explain it to me a little more than there's nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Why would my number not be able to stay my number? So,
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  Speaker 1: you know how the last four digits of your number
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: are 3294?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Well, in phone code, that spells out D-A-W-G. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's one thing it can spell out.
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  Speaker 2: So, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but a certain
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  Speaker 2: celebrity you may have heard of has requested that specific number.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so? It's Dog the Bounty Hunter. I know, so
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  Speaker 1: excited you're speechless. You gotta be me, right? This is
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: a joke. That's what I said. I said, you gotta
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: be kidding me. There's no way. I mean, he was
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  Speaker 1: so big in the early 2000s. Not as cool as
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  Speaker 1: if it was like 2003, but still really cool. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not cool at all. I don't care. It's my number.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to give my number to some lost-up celebrity.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Dog has offered us quite a substantial payout to
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  Speaker 2: acquire your digits.
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  Speaker 1: Am I getting some of that money? Oh, you're being serious. Well, technically,
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  Speaker 1: you're asking me for my number for me to give
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  Speaker 1: up my number. Shouldn't I be compensated?
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  Speaker 2: That's not really how it works. The phone company makes
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  Speaker 2: all the money. You get squat.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. But I did speak with dog directly.
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  Speaker 1: He is generously offering you. A signed eight by 10 headshot.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: Who the cares about an eight by 10? Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: not just that.
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  Speaker 2: He's also going to give you a copy of season
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  Speaker 2: three of Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. He was in his prime. That was
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  Speaker 1: the best season, remember? Hey, open up the door. We
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: know you're in there. This is ridiculous. It's like you're
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: watching a rerun, huh? No, it's like I'm pissed off
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: at this bullshit. Hey, Leland, get him. He's going around
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  Speaker 1: the back. Tell him it's a prank phone call. You
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: think this is funny? This is my number. Well, your
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  Speaker 1: wife said this would be funny, but that's why I
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  Speaker 1: said prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: What the is going on?
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  Speaker 2: This is actually Jose from the radio show, Brooke and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Your wife, Hannah
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  Speaker 1: set you up, man. So you're telling me my number's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna change. Actually, I don't know. I don't work
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  Speaker 1: for reason, man. I don't even dial the phone numbers
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  Speaker 1: to call you for the prank. Someone has to dial
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  Speaker 1: it for me. Hold it. I'm like a child. I'm
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: trying to figure this out. You're not.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: No. Your wife listens to our show, Brick and Jeffrey
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: in the Morning, and told us to prank phone call you,
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  Speaker 2: and we did it, and it worked.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: Apparently, you've had your number forever, like decades. And she
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  Speaker 1: said this would totally piss you off. I'm pissed off.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: Not as pissed as Dog in season three. You remember
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  Speaker 1: that one where he catches the guy? That was a
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  Speaker 1: good one. No, I never watched Dog.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it sucked. Oh, what?
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  Speaker 1: Hang up on this loser. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 1: the 20s.