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Phone Tap: Dining Family Style · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call the hostess who works
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  Speaker 1: at a pizzeria. Their slogan is all about being a
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  Speaker 1: family oriented restaurant, so we are going to use that
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  Speaker 1: against them and take their slogan literally.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe too literally.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear what happens in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for calling Antonio's Pizzeria.
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  Speaker 2: Antonio, Hey, their friend. You sound different.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh no, no, I'm not Antonio. I'm I'm the hostess.
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  Speaker 2: I know I was making a joke. I'm a funny guy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that that's very funny. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: You must be Antonio's daughter, Antonio.
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  Speaker 3: I get it, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, No, actually I wasn't kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you Antonio's daughter? I need to speak to somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'm not. But I'm I'm the hostess.
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  Speaker 3: I work here. I could help you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, you worked there, So you are family because
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  Speaker 4: that's the tagline for the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when you're with Antonio's, you're with family.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which I love. That's what that's what we say.
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  Speaker 3: When you're with Antonio's, you're with family.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, So we're gonna be coming in there in
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  Speaker 4: a few hours and there's going to be six people,
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  Speaker 4: me and my five kids. Okay, that's gonna work.
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  Speaker 3: What time did you want to come in?
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  Speaker 2: We're thinking like six.
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  Speaker 3: I could do that. Okay, so six o'clock perfect?
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  Speaker 2: Perfect, This is great.
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  Speaker 4: So when I come back at nine, is there going
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  Speaker 4: to be like a checkout policy?
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  Speaker 2: Or do I show ID?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 2: How do I uh, how do I get them back? Wait?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry? What what do you mean when you when
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  Speaker 3: you come back?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Is there like a specific place that I should pick
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  Speaker 4: them up? Do you guys put them outside for me?
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  Speaker 4: Or do I have to come back in?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm just confused. What put what outside for you? Well?
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  Speaker 3: What what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Your tagline it says when you're with Antonio's, you're with family.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm leaving my kids with you guys, I go
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  Speaker 2: see a movie.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you can.
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  Speaker 2: Feed them whatever you want. They're not picky eaters.
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  Speaker 3: Credit card And I'm sorry, I don't know. You can't
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  Speaker 3: leave your kids with us.
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  Speaker 2: We don't do that, no, but your family. You emphasize
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  Speaker 2: that your family.
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  Speaker 4: No, I get it to watch my kids, right, It's
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  Speaker 4: like you're my sister.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's our slogan. But we're not a daycare like.
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  Speaker 3: We can't babysit for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, believe they are well.
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  Speaker 4: They're not always chill, but look, if they get out
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  Speaker 4: of line, it doesn't just do whatever you think is right.
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  Speaker 2: We are an open discipline house. You can spank them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't think that
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  Speaker 3: you're hearing me. I. Oh, you cannot drop off your
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  Speaker 3: children here. We cannot have children unsupervised from the around
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  Speaker 3: the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you need someone to supervise them. That's great. My
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  Speaker 2: oldest is eight. I always put him in charge. He's
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  Speaker 2: the one with the cape.
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  Speaker 4: Here's capes everywhere. It makes me feel more secure anyway.
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  Speaker 4: I promise he will take care of everything. He almost
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  Speaker 4: my whole phone number by heart. We practiced every night.
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  Speaker 4: He's got five of the numbers already, not in a row,
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  Speaker 4: but they're in there.
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  Speaker 3: No, sir, there needs to be an adult in the
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  Speaker 3: restaurant with the kids. Oh, sure, I have other calls
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  Speaker 3: I have to take.
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  Speaker 2: What am I going to tell my daughter?
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  Speaker 4: I told her she was gonna be able to play
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  Speaker 4: in a big Vata maren airsauce tonight.
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  Speaker 3: No, but that doesn't happen here, so you're gonna have
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  Speaker 3: to figure that out.
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  Speaker 4: It's a family restaurant, don't kids help cook in the family.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for calling Antonio's Pizzeria.
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  Speaker 2: It's me again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Family.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like Vin Diesel because we're family like always. Right,
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  Speaker 4: So I was telling you it was party of six,
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  Speaker 4: me and my five kids, right right, Okay, Well I
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  Speaker 4: dropped the worst one off at a completely different restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: The Marublemaker's out of the equation, so this is going
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  Speaker 2: to be so smooth. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you're joking again, But you can't
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  Speaker 3: leave your kids here. I thought that we already went
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  Speaker 3: through this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm trying to tell you, like the problem
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  Speaker 2: is solved.
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  Speaker 4: The kid that likes to play with fire the most,
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  Speaker 4: I put him over at the Mexican restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, where you can watch the Fijeta sizzle.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm I'm busy. I'm
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  Speaker 3: at work and you're either joking or you don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: But you think I'm joking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't really have time for this anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I knew I was too funny because this is actually
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  Speaker 4: Julise for Brick and Jeffardy in the morning and I'm
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  Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: And I am so sorry, Darcy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a frank set out of here.
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  Speaker 2: And your manager says that the kids have been crazy lately.
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  Speaker 3: I was stressed out. I didn't notice stand why he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't get it that you.
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  Speaker 4: Can't leave your kids here is sorry I can or
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  Speaker 4: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: You can't leave your kids.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I have to do is say that, come on, silly.
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  Speaker 3: Kids.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. I don't listen very well.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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