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Phone Tap: 100 Percent Pigeon · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: This morning, I want to give it up to our
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  Speaker 1: own Brook Fox because out of all the hosts who
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  Speaker 1: do our prank phone calls, she receives the award for
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  Speaker 1: most condescending tap character. Well done, you very very impressive.
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  Speaker 1: And it's even better when she combines that special skill
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  Speaker 1: with a made up customer service job, like in today's call,
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  Speaker 1: where she speaks with a woman who bought a candle
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  Speaker 1: off the internet and it's been two weeks that candle
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  Speaker 1: is nowhere to be seen now this woman, yes, inferior,
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  Speaker 1: you're writing, I'm infurious she needs to get that candle
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  Speaker 1: before the weekend for her friend's upcoming birthday. But leave.
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  Speaker 1: It's a condescending rock to step in and save the day.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, sorry, I mean ruin the day. It's your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, my name
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  Speaker 1: is Angela from wonderful wishes and gifts? Is this Hannah? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is Hi Hannah. So we received your email about
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  Speaker 1: an order you placed with us that hasn't arrived. Is
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  Speaker 1: that what I understand? Correct? Yeah? Okay, so I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to work through that with you. I just need to
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  Speaker 1: confirm this is a custom candle in brown sugar and
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  Speaker 1: fig scent. It says yes, And when I bought it
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  Speaker 1: online it said three to five days shipping. And so
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  Speaker 1: I just I have not gotten any other update because
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  Speaker 1: it's been like, I think a little over two weeks now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if it's gotten lost because
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  Speaker 1: it's for a birthday present for this weekend. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot. That's a lot of story there, and I
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  Speaker 1: just want to say, let me just apology. Okay, we're
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  Speaker 1: very sorry that this happened. Okay, well, can you just
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  Speaker 1: tell me where it is. I didn't like receive a
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  Speaker 1: tracking number or anything. You are a talker, Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at your order right now. Okay, I see
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  Speaker 1: I'm not seeing any coordinates for the landing area. Did
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  Speaker 1: you put those in? What as for the landing area?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Oh? For the landing area, we need
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  Speaker 1: your longitude and latitude. I put my nailing address in
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  Speaker 1: the system. That's what did this happen. Sometimes, if you're
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  Speaker 1: not familiar with our new green shipping delivery system, I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand what that means at all. We've gone one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent pigeon from Mother Earth. What a hundred percent pigeen.
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  Speaker 1: It's very exciting to cut down on emissions. All our
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  Speaker 1: products are delivered via carrier pigeon. You're saying, my candles
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  Speaker 1: things flown to me by a pigeon. Yeah, or maybe pigeons.
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  Speaker 1: It could be one or two. We're not sure. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if they got one of them, eat your birds. And
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's a solo job. But again, I just need
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  Speaker 1: to know your specific coordinates. I don't do I address.
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  Speaker 1: I don't coordinate to my health. Yeah, you have a
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  Speaker 1: manager or a supervisor that can help me with this,
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  Speaker 1: like out of control. Well, I'm sorry to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: but they're just going to ask for the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: And you know those normal companies, glad they hate the Earth.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if they hate the Earth. At least
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  Speaker 1: they give you your stuff on time and they give
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  Speaker 1: you a tracking number four Earth. Yes, Okay, Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: a little selfish. But let me help you because you
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  Speaker 1: sound upset. Yeah, please, I would like something that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: I just I'm calling to find out where the candle
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  Speaker 1: is established. That you've established that. So I'm looking right
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  Speaker 1: now in our GPS locator. I just I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: find out. Let me switch screens here. Oh, do you
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  Speaker 1: live near a Mexican park like in Mexico. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't live near a park in Mexico. You have my address,
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  Speaker 1: can remember. We don't do addresses, We just do coordinates.
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  Speaker 1: And I think it's fine. It's just your currier may
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  Speaker 1: have stopped off for a snack. That thing. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we are close, right, you're not wearing my house hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I got another idea. We could send out a replacement
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  Speaker 1: pigeon to go out my candle delivered by a human
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  Speaker 1: being in a ups truck. I tell you I want
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  Speaker 1: and I want to know where it is and when
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to receive it. Yeah. I understand the convenience
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  Speaker 1: in traditional delivery, but we're here to save the environment.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, save it already, lady. I don't care. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: just cancel my order. I'm gonna get my car and
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  Speaker 1: drive to Target, and I'll have to get a freaking
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  Speaker 1: candle from Target. Oh wow, thanks for nothing in your
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  Speaker 1: gas powered vehicle. Is that what you're gonna do? You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? I have a hybrid, so it's fine. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: hybrid lady. Okay, Well, when you're in the car, just
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you turn on Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, okay, so that you can maybe hear yourself
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  Speaker 1: get pranked on radio. What. Yeah, this is actually Broke
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  Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What your husband race set you up?
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  Speaker 1: He said? If it's stress it out over some candle
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  Speaker 1: you ordered for a birthday president. It hasn't arrived yet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where the candle it. You know, when
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  Speaker 1: I candle it? Yeah, like I said, it's in a
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  Speaker 1: Mexican park. I believe. I really am just gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to go to Target, wake up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning