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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: It's phone tap time. And if you're a fan, you've
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  Speaker 3: probably heard Rolando the sensual Latin Lover on the show.
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  Speaker 3: There's Clover, the ex British intelligence officer.
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  Speaker 2: That's my boy, Jeff, don't do the impression. That's Jose's character.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like double clothes.
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  Speaker 3: Today we're about to meet a brand new person. His
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  Speaker 3: name is Daniel, but in the children's entertainment biz he's
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  Speaker 3: known as Cowboy Dan the balloon man.
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  Speaker 2: Hire you at kids party?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like he just got booked last minute
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  Speaker 3: to do a kid's party this weekend. And the father
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  Speaker 3: doesn't know about that yet.
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  Speaker 2: Fathers never know about it.
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  Speaker 3: He's about to find out though. In your phone tap
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  Speaker 3: right now, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Well, how do there am I speaking with mister Garrett? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, what is this? In regards to.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is none other than Cowboy Dan the balloon Man.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, balloon Yeah, sorry, I don't understand what is this?
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  Speaker 1: What is this about?
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  Speaker 4: I'm the entertainer for your child's birthday party this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, my wife said, I'm just gonna get a
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  Speaker 4: call from a magician.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh you mean the amazing pet Baroni. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, I don't know. She was just I was
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  Speaker 4: waiting for a call from Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, yes, sir. He was scheduled to do this gig. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that was before his accident. Oh wow, okay, apparently he pulled.
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  Speaker 4: A rabbit out of his hat and the little feller
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  Speaker 4: just bit his arm clean off. What Yeah, he accidentally
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  Speaker 4: bought one of them Tasmanian flesh eating bunnies from down under.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know where down under is? What
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  Speaker 2: is that? Texas?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, Australia.
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  Speaker 2: That's a no, that was a joke. Oh that's a
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  Speaker 2: little cowboy humor for you. Ain't nothing below Texas. That's
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  Speaker 2: the southest gets.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So how can I help you, Cowboy Dan?
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  Speaker 4: So, Cowboy Dan the balloon Man is happy to offer
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  Speaker 4: his services for your little tax birthday soiree. It's a
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  Speaker 4: fancy word for party.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the little cow polk's name? Your sons? All right, Well,
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  Speaker 2: listen to this Lucas. He's got a.
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  Speaker 4: Lot of mukeas, and I hope he doesn't puke this
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  Speaker 4: up at the party. Right.
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  Speaker 2: What was that? I come up with songs on the fly.
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  Speaker 4: You give me your word, any word at all, and
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  Speaker 4: I will make a little country ditty about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's my specialty. Well, go ahead, give me a word.
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  Speaker 4: You know you've already done my son, Lucas as mucus.
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  Speaker 2: There's not a lot of words that rhyme with Lucas, so.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really know how he's going to feel about
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  Speaker 4: anything more.
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  Speaker 2: Why do we try a different word?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? I come on, just try me try railroad?
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  Speaker 2: Did you say railroad? I did?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like that word, but nah, I don't like it. Now,
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  Speaker 2: how about a different word. Let's skip one.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no. You said any word?
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  Speaker 2: Well, what am I supposed to do? Railroad? Sale?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one that improvides songs.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're the one that gave me the only word
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  Speaker 4: in the world that doesn't rhyme with anything. That's not
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  Speaker 4: my problem.
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  Speaker 2: I have a idea.
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  Speaker 4: How about we do something for the tots. All tolldays
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  Speaker 4: they're for boys, and at the party we'll be singing
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  Speaker 4: a lot up noise. All right, sounds like you're just
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  Speaker 4: making all this stuff up.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the skill comes in. It's called improvamization.
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  Speaker 1: Well whatever, it is not fun for kids.
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  Speaker 4: Oh fun, Oh, let's have some let's have some fun.
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  Speaker 2: Let's all go reason.
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  Speaker 4: I hope you don't shine, and I'm legally license in
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  Speaker 4: this state to care up.
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  Speaker 2: But I won't bring it with me to the party
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  Speaker 2: unless you want me to.
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  Speaker 4: No, Okay, no, that's fine, that is totally fine. You
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  Speaker 4: were the worst children's entertainer, I pers oh entertainer, oh,
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  Speaker 4: and entertainer. There should be a disclaimer because none of
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  Speaker 4: this is real.
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  Speaker 2: What are you insane?
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  Speaker 4: Burn?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what do you think? It's a prank?
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  Speaker 4: What this is?
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  Speaker 1: Actually?
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  Speaker 2: Jose from the radio.
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  Speaker 4: Show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Man, this is
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  Speaker 4: a frank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I was gonna have to call my wife.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of your wife, that's who set you up, Susan.
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  Speaker 4: She said that you left all the birthday planning up
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  Speaker 4: to her. She wanted to mess with you, and boy,
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  Speaker 4: howdy did we.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad because I don't know how I was
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  Speaker 3: gonna handle the rest.
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  Speaker 1: Well, getting rid of you.
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  Speaker 2: Jarrett, let me handle the rest.
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  Speaker 4: Hit it ah. Speaking of Susan, she has been boozing
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  Speaker 4: and after this prank phone call, we're all losing.
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Can I can I
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  Speaker 2: come to the party now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: We have enough.
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  Speaker 2: We have enough off fiddlesticks
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning