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Phone Tap: Enraged Not Engaged · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call I'm not a woman. I
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  Speaker 1: know that's shocking for some people in this room to hear,
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  Speaker 1: but if I was, I think the most nerve wracking
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  Speaker 1: part of a relationship would be from that period of
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  Speaker 1: time when I first met the person up until the
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  Speaker 1: moment they propose. He looks like two or three years
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  Speaker 1: of stress, so like the whole thing would be pretty stressful,
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  Speaker 1: and I can only imagine what some ladies are going through,
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  Speaker 1: especially the ones who've waited a while hoping to get
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  Speaker 1: asked that question. So when a dude reached out to
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  Speaker 1: us and said, Hey, my girlfriend's been dropping a billion
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  Speaker 1: hints that she wants me to propose, maybe you all
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  Speaker 1: could mess with her. Oh no, I was like that
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  Speaker 1: is way too cool, but Brooks shouted, yeah, go get her,
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  Speaker 1: make her cry, and then she told Jose to do
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  Speaker 1: it for her. So that's what happens in your phone, Jack,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it right now. The twenties. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Jack from Seafood Restaurant. I was looking
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  Speaker 1: to speak with David. Please. Oh he's not here. Can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Oh sure? Just let him know we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to confirm his reservation for this Friday night at
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  Speaker 1: seven thirty. I'm sorry, reservations that this Friday. Yeah, this Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is ready to go for the uh the special situation. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And just let him know. We will have a member
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  Speaker 1: of our waite staff ready to film for him too,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll capture that moment. So I'm sorry, film it what? Uh? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what are we doing it? Require? Oh no, filming.
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  Speaker 1: I screwed up. I totally screwed this up. They shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have said anything. Oh my god, he's gonna propose to me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, he's gonna propose to me. Yea, ma'am. I
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  Speaker 1: am so sorry. I thought you must have been like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know his sister or roommate. It's fine, it's fine. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how happy you just made me. I
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  Speaker 1: am going to be in so much trouble. This was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dad, I love you so much. Right
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  Speaker 1: now I am so happy. What are we going? And
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  Speaker 1: you may be happy. My manager is going to be
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  Speaker 1: furious when I found out I ruined all of this. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't ruin it. You've just made my day. And
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  Speaker 1: I promise I'm not gonna tell him. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: act really really surprised. Well, I hope so, because what
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  Speaker 1: else do you know? Like what what's gonna happen? He's
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  Speaker 1: gonna film it? And like then, what what is he planning? No?
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't say anything more. Honestly, this is so just
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  Speaker 1: tell me a little bit more, just anything else, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just want to be able to imagine it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, excited. If you promise to keep this a secret,
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  Speaker 1: just don't get me in trouble. I will, will, I prompt. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: at first, it's gonna seem like a normal dinner, and
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  Speaker 1: right before dessert, a violinist is going to come to
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  Speaker 1: your table. I will look crying right now. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Well, and at some point, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if everything everything about the plan, but he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: go down on one knee and he's gonna ask for
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  Speaker 1: your hand. Oh my god, I know, and I probably
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't tell you this, but I mean, he was actually
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  Speaker 1: even here last night practicing because he's so nervous. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's so adorable. He was. I watched him and he
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  Speaker 1: got down on his knee and he was closing his
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  Speaker 1: eyes and he says, Erica, will you make me the
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  Speaker 1: happiest person in the world. What it's gonna be so special?
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  Speaker 1: But you promise. Sorry, you're gonna act surprise, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna just stop stop? Why? Yeah, jeez, that's
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  Speaker 1: just ex girlfriend. You're you're not Erica. Just stop talking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, is everything okay? No, everything's not okay.
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  Speaker 1: He's wrong with you. I'm I'm sorry. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's going like. Maybe he was practicing with that different
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  Speaker 1: names set up. Well, maybe I could say something to him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need you to do anything else. You've done
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  Speaker 1: quite enough here. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna show up. I'm just gonna walk in. No no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: please do not do that. You're gonna ruin the surprise.
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  Speaker 1: I can't help but feel partially responsible for this. So
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  Speaker 1: how about I give you a twenty five dollars gift
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  Speaker 1: card to me coming. I just come down there. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming smack your lights out. I probably deserve that. But
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  Speaker 1: I do have one other important detail I need to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Okay, but it's a surprise. Enough surprise is
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I want to hear it? Well? Surprised.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call and you've been set up?
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  Speaker 1: What by Dave who loves you very much? Shut out? Like, Dave?
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  Speaker 1: What do you set up? Yes, this is actually a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. My name's jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. You're not funny, Do you know that?
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  Speaker 1: I do know that? Actually, Oh my gosh. No. Dave
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  Speaker 1: told us you guys have been living together for three
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  Speaker 1: years and you've been pressuring him lately to ask, so
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  Speaker 1: he thought this could be funny. Um pressuring Maybe that's
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  Speaker 1: not the word he used, maybe more encouraging him to ask. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that shut me up. Dave wanted me to
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  Speaker 1: tell you he loves you very much. Feels like it
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, maybe Dave should not come home tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he needs to go visit Erica Marie. I want
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  Speaker 1: to do it like a double date sometime. Maybe. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a really good connected a restaurant. I bet
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  Speaker 1: I can get us a really cool surprise. I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm done with surprising this for today. You just laughed.
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  Speaker 1: You just laughed really quick, but you did it. Yeah, okay,
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