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Phone Tap: Revenge of the Dentists · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: ever okay to forget your significant other's birthday? No? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it's like maybe year one? Maybe noon?
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  Speaker 1: Like does that even happen anymore? Well, well, thanks to Facebook,
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  Speaker 1: there was your mind. Jet I guess it actually did,
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  Speaker 1: because the lady emailed us saying she was beside herself
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  Speaker 1: the other week when she learned her husband forgot her birthday,
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  Speaker 1: and even though she's been giving him a hard time already,
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  Speaker 1: she thought the best way to finally get even was
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  Speaker 1: to have us prank him. And of course Brooke is
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  Speaker 1: going to be the one to do the honors on this.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now? Another tap on the twenties. Hello, Darcy,
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  Speaker 1: did you feed the fish You're supposed to be the
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  Speaker 1: fish last night? How it tastes full of a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of death fish? Hello? Oh oh hi? Hi? Is this Josh? Yeah? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Did you hear did you hear me
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  Speaker 1: about the fish? I did? Oh? Man, it just smells
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  Speaker 1: like finding nemo cemetery in here. Who is this? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: This is Renee from doctor's office. Oh Hi, what can
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  Speaker 1: I do for you? I just wanted to confirm with
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  Speaker 1: you your Dennis appointments coming up this Thursday two pm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's correct. Great aunt. Not to make it awkward,
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  Speaker 1: but did you get the birthday email we sent a
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  Speaker 1: few months ago? I think so. Well, according to my records,
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  Speaker 1: we've sent it for a few years, and surprisingly you
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  Speaker 1: never replied. I didn't. I didn't know I was supposed to. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess so thank you would have been nice. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty easy. I'm sorry. I thought those things were
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  Speaker 1: like automated or something like. Yeah, they are automated. They're automated.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't want it to be weird when you
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  Speaker 1: got here, because some of the hygenis have been talking
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  Speaker 1: about it. Oh wait, you guys have been talking about
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  Speaker 1: me because I haven't responded to a birthday email. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't know this, but most of our other patients reply
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  Speaker 1: with that big thank you in all caps exclamation points.
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  Speaker 1: You know, some even use emojis. It just makes us
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  Speaker 1: feel appreciated. Well, I mean I appreciate you. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: I didn't respond to a birthday email. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: I was supposed to respond to. Okay, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that was forced. I mean it wasn't. I'm genuinely sorry
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  Speaker 1: that I didn't respond. Okay, listen, if I'm being completely honest,
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  Speaker 1: it's been a one way relationship so far. See if
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  Speaker 1: we do your donal work and send your birthday emails
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  Speaker 1: and you haven't done pick for us, excuse me and
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  Speaker 1: what what? Oh? Parted my language? And I'm sorry in
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  Speaker 1: one way? Is this a one way relationship? You guys
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  Speaker 1: do my dental work, and I pay you to do
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  Speaker 1: my dental work. I'm just saying I don't want one
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  Speaker 1: of the employees to hear to feel slighted and floss
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  Speaker 1: you harder than they should. You're telling me that one
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  Speaker 1: of your hygienis are going to have revenge on me
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  Speaker 1: just because I didn't add emojis and respond. So I
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  Speaker 1: would never ever use the R word. No, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: giving you a helpful hint from a little birdie. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well towards you what well, I mean this Thursday when
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  Speaker 1: you come in, maybe bring a plait or to a
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  Speaker 1: sugar cookies, because even though we work here, we do
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  Speaker 1: love sugar. I'm sorry, I'm not I'm not bringing anything
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  Speaker 1: to my dental appointment. Well, I'm bringing myself and my
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  Speaker 1: teeth and okay, well I was stopping for ingredients. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was also going to suggest that you could bring
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  Speaker 1: a Starbucks or Amazon gift card. It'd be a nice
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  Speaker 1: olive branch really easy to get one of those not
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  Speaker 1: going shopping from my identists. I had no idea you
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  Speaker 1: were so opposed to kindness. This is interesting kindness. I'm
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  Speaker 1: opposed to people talking behind my back. So I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna put you down for another appointment because I see
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  Speaker 1: a root canal in your future. Okay, tell you what,
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  Speaker 1: how about you put me down to talking to either
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  Speaker 1: an actual dentist or your manager or just someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Oh now, I'm not even someone. I never said that.
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  Speaker 1: You weren't someone. I said someone else. I guess. I
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  Speaker 1: never thought at the start of this call that i'd
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  Speaker 1: feel less than human. But congratulations, you did that, Josh.
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  Speaker 1: And I never thought that my dentist would be over
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  Speaker 1: here calling me threatening to do unnecessary work. You were right,
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  Speaker 1: he's a total ale. Oh my god. Yeah, you yelling
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  Speaker 1: about me in front of the entire dentist office. Oh
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  Speaker 1: oh sorry, did I forget to mute my phone? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: This is extremely inappropriate. You're right. It is inappropriate that
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  Speaker 1: you forgot all of our birthdays and your wife, Ellen's birthday.
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  Speaker 1: That's why she set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what what what are you talking about? I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about the fact that I don't work as Dennis and
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  Speaker 1: this is actually broke from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning phone tap on you. No way way.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife Allen set you up. She said that you
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  Speaker 1: forgot her birthday. Oh my god, Josh, he told you that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she told me that. I think she's told everybody that. Josh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that you're ever going to live that down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know I screwed up. Well, you know, I think
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  Speaker 1: Ellen's scheduling you a root canal just in revenge. I'm
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  Speaker 1: still coming down from the Dennis lady like yelling at
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  Speaker 1: me for not responding to a birthday email. Trina called it.
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  Speaker 1: You're totally hole. Excuse me, wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning,