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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Met Your Mom On Tinder · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: uyowa dot com or Calm eight hundred duy away as
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, tell me I'm moving. Hello? Hello? Is
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  Speaker 1: this chat? Yeah? Just chat hello. It is a pleasure
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  Speaker 1: to meet you. My name is Rolando. Oh okay, Um,
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  Speaker 1: your mother gave me your number. She said to call
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  Speaker 1: you my mom. Yes, your mother is quite a woman. No,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell are you going on? She would like
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  Speaker 1: me to speak with you. I am, how do you say?
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  Speaker 1: Your mother's very special frame? What do you I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Well, we have become very close
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  Speaker 1: since meeting on Tinder. You've met on Tinder? Oh, yes,
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  Speaker 1: your mother. She has been recently divorced from your papa. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't think she's dating anyone. But hey,
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  Speaker 1: well I do not think she is dating anymore. She
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  Speaker 1: is in a relationship with de Bull and I am
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  Speaker 1: what you're exclusive with her? Well? When I logged onto tinder.
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  Speaker 1: I thought she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever
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  Speaker 1: laid my eyes on, so I swiped right on my
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  Speaker 1: full breasted seahorse. They rest it is history. What you
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  Speaker 1: just call her full breasted seahorse? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm beautiful one. How are you talking about? What is shit?
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  Speaker 1: Is blood of my friend and now my heart is
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  Speaker 1: full full of of love. No, listen, man, this is
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  Speaker 1: like really weird. Don't you understand? I don't need to
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  Speaker 1: hear all of this seat that you're telling my son.
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  Speaker 1: I understand what I asked for your numbers specifically so
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  Speaker 1: I could talk to you and let you know that
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  Speaker 1: she will be well taken care of with the ball. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is it going. You
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  Speaker 1: sound like a weirdo, you understand, No, I am not,
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  Speaker 1: as you say, weird though. I'm telling you tomorrow night,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take your mother out for a candlelight
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  Speaker 1: dinner so lovely. But then I will get on one knee.
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  Speaker 1: I will ask for her hand. Hey, we will make
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  Speaker 1: love over and over like why, what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear you talking about making love
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  Speaker 1: to my mom like dolphins? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? He said, you are swearing a lot, my son,
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  Speaker 1: and I must remind you. After tomorrow night, Orlando will
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  Speaker 1: be your father and I demand some very suit you weirdo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be I'm gonna be my dad, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't celets. You will listen to your father and
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  Speaker 1: show me some respect. Now go to the room. Shot.
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  Speaker 1: What the are you talking about? Dude? I want to
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  Speaker 1: find you and I'm gonna apologize. I am so sorry
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  Speaker 1: that I yelled. Let me drive you to get some
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  Speaker 1: ice cream. Perhaps maybe we can speak about your mother's
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  Speaker 1: hero genis zones if you know what they mean. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stop this nonsap. I don't know who the
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  Speaker 1: hell you are, but I'm gonna call my mom right
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  Speaker 1: now and figure this out. No, don't call your mom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Man. This is Jose from Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you right now. Oh my god. What Your mom?
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  Speaker 1: Mary set you up and she said she want to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you about her getting back into the dating scene.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently you're more nervous than she is about it. I
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  Speaker 1: really thought it something like when you know is trying
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  Speaker 1: to bang my mom like so wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone taps weekdays on the twenties point five