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Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We got an email from a woman who wanted us
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  Speaker 1: to prank her fiance because the two of them went
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  Speaker 1: to one of those big wedding expos recently, and while
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  Speaker 1: they were there, they entered their names into multiple contests
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  Speaker 1: to win free STAPs. Well, the guy is about to
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  Speaker 1: get some incredible news that he was selected as a
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  Speaker 1: grand prize winner. But I don't know what he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: think when he hears the actual prize that they got.
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  Speaker 1: I know Jose's going to do his best to sell it.
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you that. In your phone tap right
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  Speaker 1: now working.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hello, I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: for the luckiest guy in the world. Right now? Is
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  Speaker 2: the seth Mcon? Yes it is. Who's calling? My name
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  Speaker 2: is Justin Sider. I'm from the wedding expo you attended
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  Speaker 2: two weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, I don't remember you, but
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  Speaker 2: I was at the Xbox. Yeah. I know you didn't
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  Speaker 2: meet me. But do you remember you and your fiance
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  Speaker 2: entering a con test for a free wedding. I think
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  Speaker 2: we entered like three or four of those. Well, pop
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  Speaker 2: the champagne because you did it. Congratulations you won. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm no way, no way, are you kidding me? Not
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  Speaker 2: at all. That's actually our staff. Have you heard of
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  Speaker 2: everybody in the office soap on for you guys? Wow,
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  Speaker 2: this is in a lifetime man, this is big. You
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  Speaker 2: don't even know how oftome. This is like half the
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  Speaker 2: stuff involved with this. I had no idea how we
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  Speaker 2: were even going to pay for it. Wow. Well you
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  Speaker 2: know it's our pleasure, man. So what we need from
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  Speaker 2: you is to bring your fiance Tamra. Correct, yeah, camera, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you bring Tamra down to the seven eleven on
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  Speaker 2: Eighth Street. I'm usually behind the counter there on Mondays
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  Speaker 2: and Tuesdays. If you come in.
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  Speaker 1: Before five, what do you mean seven eleven, We're.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna marry you right there in front of a slurpy machine.
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  Speaker 2: It's iconic. That's like some kind of Joe Because I
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  Speaker 2: don't get it. Okay, yeah, I know. Normally we do
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  Speaker 2: partner with like five star resorts and country clubs, but
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  Speaker 2: this year we went a little different, and I actually, well,
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  Speaker 2: could we do the five star resort one instead? I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to do what I tell you, what you're
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  Speaker 2: in store for. You're not even gonna want to think
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  Speaker 2: about a country club.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're saying I have to get married in
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  Speaker 1: the seven eleven because I won this contest.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know you hear the word seven eleven
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  Speaker 2: and you think, oh, that's kind of kitchy, blue collar glam.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a really down to earthplace, perfect for a wedding. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's glam anything. And I think my
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  Speaker 2: wife would her pants. It's she knew this when we
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  Speaker 2: were going to get married. Well, I should mention the
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  Speaker 2: prize is valued at over twenty seven thousand dollars. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's a nice wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Are you giving twenty seven thousand to us in cash?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, no, we're giving that to you in discounts
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  Speaker 2: my stuff, of course, I don't. I don't think that's
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  Speaker 2: gonna work. You realize this, it's your wedding day. Your
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  Speaker 2: guests arrive, they can choose between two different appetizers, the
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  Speaker 2: hall awpeno cream cheese tiketos mmmm, or the cheddar and
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  Speaker 2: kale stuff hot dog bites. I can't choose. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know. That's supposed to be like a selling point. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I mean they're always on the rollers hot fresh ready
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  Speaker 2: to go. You can just grab them whenever you want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is our wedding, dude. It's not like I'm coming
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  Speaker 2: in there after work. This is different. This is free.
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  Speaker 2: Can I remind you this all of this whole experience. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just because something's free doesn't make it a good fit
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  Speaker 2: at all. This sounds absolutely okay. I wanted to surprise you,
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  Speaker 2: but I gotta just let you know. Now. You're never
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  Speaker 2: gonna believe who the efficient is. It's a Seth Rogan
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  Speaker 2: look alike. Why because you know Stoners love seven to eleven.
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  Speaker 1: You're just making this more difficult for me to convince Tamra,
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  Speaker 1: Like there's no way she would ever sign off on that.
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  Speaker 2: The celebrity list doesn't stop, my friend, They're gonna block
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  Speaker 2: off the whole parking lot for you to have your
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  Speaker 2: first dance with Limp Biscuit playing on the roof. I
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  Speaker 2: don't really know what you want me to say. Like
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  Speaker 2: I would go to this party, yeah, anybody would, but
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  Speaker 2: as a wedding, it just Camera's not going to go
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  Speaker 2: for it. It just doesn't make sense. Well, when you
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  Speaker 2: tell her that your wedding cake is gonna be thousands
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  Speaker 2: of little Debbie snack cakes. You guys can smash into
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  Speaker 2: each other's faces. Throw a couple of ho hos and
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  Speaker 2: twinkies in there too. Think of the pictures. Dude, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I love that that sounds. I would. I'd be down,
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  Speaker 2: You'd love it. It just sucks that the one time
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  Speaker 2: you're doing this contest for a free wedding, it's at
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  Speaker 2: a freaking seven to eleven. I just see, when I
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  Speaker 2: spoke with your fiance a few minutes ago, she actually
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  Speaker 2: told me to go, Oh yeah, you talked to her already.
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  Speaker 2: You talked to her. Of course she was really leaning
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  Speaker 2: towards yes. She even told me, wait, what do you
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean? Oh? I didn't tell you the
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  Speaker 2: last part of it. Surprise. You also got a free
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  Speaker 2: phone tap from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, I know you knew you'd be excited. Guys,
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  Speaker 2: keep it down. I gotta tell him how much of
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  Speaker 2: an idiot sounds like? Oh man, you will know what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my name's actually I'll say for the radio Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Your fiance set you up for this, man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was so crushed. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: you were crushed. I didn't even tell you about tossing
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  Speaker 2: the big gold bouquet. That's the highlight of the whole evening. Man,
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  Speaker 2: this to be real. Hold on, I want it real again.
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  Speaker 2: I have a feeling the more I'm talking, the more
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  Speaker 2: you're liking. Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties