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Phone Tap: Zeh French Zombie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's Halloween-themed phone tap, we call a guy who
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  Speaker 1: started working at a haunted house. Oh, that's fun. And
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  Speaker 1: according to his brother, he is horrible at scaring people.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the worst spooky character ever. So he's been giving
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  Speaker 1: him a hard time, and now he contacted us so
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  Speaker 1: that we could pretend to be the owner of the
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  Speaker 1: haunted house and pile on even more in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Let me hear your zombie voice. Who is this? I said,
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  Speaker 1: let me hear your zombie voice. Uh, what is going
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  Speaker 1: on here? This is Jim Betterbean, the owner of the
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  Speaker 1: fear screen park. Okay. Uh, you know, your employer where
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  Speaker 1: you work. Yeah. Yeah. How are you? How are you, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Not great. I went through the haunted house the other
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  Speaker 1: night just to test it out, and your zombie voice,
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  Speaker 1: let's just say I've heard better voices at the DMV.
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  Speaker 1: They scare me more. You sure it's me? Because there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people in that haunted house. Yeah, eyeball
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  Speaker 1: hanging out the socket, red bandana, scars up and down
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  Speaker 1: your chest. Yeah, I mean, that's me, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think I was bad. I don't think I sound bad.
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  Speaker 1: You do. You do. And we gotta work on this,
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  Speaker 1: otherwise I gotta cut you loose. Are you kidding? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're really gonna fire me because I'm not a great zombie?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying hard here. Listen, we gotta scare people,
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  Speaker 1: not lull them to sleep. So, let's hear your zombie voice.
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  Speaker 1: You mean right now? Seriously? No, tomorrow. Yes, right now. Uh...
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  Speaker 1: Exactly what you were doing in the haunted house. I
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  Speaker 1: wanna hear it. Uh... Uh... What are you doing? Starting
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  Speaker 1: up your motorcycle? What was that? I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing wrong. I think it sounded pretty good. Sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a tired grandpa waking up from a nap. It's
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  Speaker 1: not good. Well, I don't know what else to do. So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, can you... Oh, man. Okay, this is going
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  Speaker 1: to be tough. So, look, you know your scare zone
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  Speaker 1: is the post-apocalyptic zombie bayou swampland? Yes, sir. That's the theme. So, Originally,
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  Speaker 1: that area was owned by the French. Okay. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you actually finished high school. Doesn't sound like it,
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  Speaker 1: but I want you to put some French accent into
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  Speaker 1: your zombie. Uh, I didn't even know we were supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do that. That seems pretty obvious to me. You're
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  Speaker 1: in the bayou. Okay. Go. Zombie! Zombie! What are you doing, son?
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  Speaker 1: This isn't Mr. Bean on holiday. Really scare me with it.
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  Speaker 1: I never knew we were supposed to do a French thing,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not prepared for it. Okay, son, I don't
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  Speaker 1: need excuses. I need zombie groans in French. Go. I
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  Speaker 1: need to be clear. We're not casting you as the
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  Speaker 1: next French Santa Claus. Sir, I'm really trying here. It's
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  Speaker 1: clear you're clueless. I'm trying. Try it again and throw
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  Speaker 1: in some wee-wees. There's no way you're serious. How is
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  Speaker 1: that going to scare people? Son, are you questioning me? No.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the owner. I'm your employer. Fine, I'll try it,
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  Speaker 1: but it's not going to sound good. It doesn't need
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  Speaker 1: to sound good. It needs to sound scary and French. Wee-wee-wee. Louder. Louder. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Wee, wee, wee, wee. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Louder. Wee, wee, wee, wee. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting really scared. Hey, are you laughing? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Stop laughing. I'm trying here. It's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: It is funny because I'm not actually the owner of
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  Speaker 1: that haunted house that you work at. My name is Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: I host a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a prank phone call on you, man. What?
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  Speaker 1: Your brother, Tyler, he set you up for this phone tap. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. You're on the radio right now. Are you
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  Speaker 1: shitting me? No way. Yeah, I am. Your brother said
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  Speaker 1: that you've been working at this haunted house for two
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  Speaker 1: weeks and that you weren't sure if you were doing
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  Speaker 1: a good job or not. I can't believe he did this.
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  Speaker 1: A French f * * * ing act. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? I mean, way scarier sounding. You agree, right? Wee-wee.
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  Speaker 1: Super scary. Whoa. Well, he caught me off guard there.
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  Speaker 1: I was not ready for that. Not as scared as
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  Speaker 1: Tyler's going to be. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.