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Phone Tap PODCAST: Auto Repair Rampage · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: dot com or call eight hundred Yway. Hello. Hey, this
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  Speaker 1: is Casey right back. I'm calling from autoroposing for Martin. Yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: is the vehicle readiot? No? No, there's still some stuff
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  Speaker 1: to do. Somebody else will call you about that, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling about something else. When you were in here
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  Speaker 1: dropping off your car the other day, you were accompanied
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  Speaker 1: by a woman. What is her relation to you? That
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  Speaker 1: would be my girlfriend? All right, Stobs, that's funny. Who
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  Speaker 1: is she? I'm not really sure. What's funny dude? If
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  Speaker 1: she's been my girlfriend for five years now? Really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Really wow? Way to play out of your league, man,
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  Speaker 1: Good job. Excuse me? Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: I did not expect that. I was thinking like hot
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  Speaker 1: younger sister or something. But wow, good job. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't appreciate you talking about my girlfriend like that. What
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  Speaker 1: about the car? I don't understand why you're calling me well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, someone else will call you about that.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, I felt like I do need to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you though, because I've seen it a million times.
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  Speaker 1: She is definitely looking at the front door, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to be on the other side of that door
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  Speaker 1: when she goes through it. So, dude, we've been together
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  Speaker 1: for like five years. She's not going anywhere, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: fat chance in hill that she would date somebody like you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but you didn't see the way that she looked at me.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to break bro code or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, you guys have been together five
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  Speaker 1: years and she hasn't married you yet, so obviously she's
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  Speaker 1: looking for a way out, and I'd not looking for
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  Speaker 1: a way out. Dude. We don't believe in marriage, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we believe in lifelong commitments. You don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: level we're on. Man, How dare you even call me
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  Speaker 1: with you? Yeah? Yeah, this is the first time you've
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  Speaker 1: dated a girl that hot, isn't it? No? Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can tell it is. See. The thing is, when
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  Speaker 1: a girl's really hot and dating down, what she'll do
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  Speaker 1: is she'll say she doesn't believe in marriage. So that
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  Speaker 1: she always has an option to get out easier. So
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  Speaker 1: if you could just you know, pass me her number.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been evaluated by anybody like a medic? I
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  Speaker 1: was being evaluated by your girlfriend the whole time. I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you that much. Keep putting be interested in you.
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  Speaker 1: What do you like a mechanic at some bun down
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  Speaker 1: nasty shot with grease monkey man? Way, dude, you how
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  Speaker 1: much money I make a year? I've been what you've
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  Speaker 1: make in a year on milk man, a right close
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  Speaker 1: to where I'm at. Yeah, sure, okay, And no, I
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  Speaker 1: don't work on cars. I clean them. I washed them
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  Speaker 1: before they get up the door. It is a big difference.
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  Speaker 1: You think you've got a chance, man, you're out of
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  Speaker 1: your mind. You clean cars, You're scrubbing cars for a living.
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  Speaker 1: You don't make year enough cash to attractive girl half
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  Speaker 1: that attractive. Oh okay, yeah, well can you offer free
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  Speaker 1: car washes for life? I didn't think so. You braggett
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  Speaker 1: about a car wash? Man? You must have a tiny
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  Speaker 1: or something if that's the best him. Oh you've got
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  Speaker 1: for picking up sick man? I do, man, I do.
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  Speaker 1: It is tiny And that's another thing Chick's love about me.
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  Speaker 1: It's so small. Oh yeah, stupid whatever, I've got my
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  Speaker 1: ged Where do you get off? Man? I mean you're
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  Speaker 1: bragging about washing cars. You got no education, no diploma?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a real winner. Doesn't it not surprise you,
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  Speaker 1: dude that people are not like lining up? I mean, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're already if you were this touch whatever, I'll continue,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, Go ahead, go ahead with your ugly girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna continue to live a good life, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: find somebody else. I got cars to wash. Get busy
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  Speaker 1: on mine, man, Make sure you get yourself real dirty
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  Speaker 1: getting in there, clean up all the fluids. Me and
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  Speaker 1: my girl lefts in the car. Hope you have a
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  Speaker 1: real good time with that. Let me know when it's
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  Speaker 1: ready before I get in there. And I just need
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that your girlfriend set you up for
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  Speaker 1: this frank phone call. So there's another mess. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Do bags? You need to quit running
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. This is not this isma you can't cast.
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  Speaker 1: It's a joke. Your girlfriend, Jenny set you up. My
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend did what? She set you up for a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. She says that you always get tired of
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  Speaker 1: guys hitting on her when you're out here. She wanted
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  Speaker 1: something from the car place to call you. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: was literally on my phone getting an uber, so I
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  Speaker 1: get camp bast there. Honestly, I'm glad I don't really
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  Speaker 1: have to wash your car in real life. It sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a disaster back there. Not well, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I might even villashed a little bit. But here's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of funk back there. But