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Phone Tap PODCAST: No Colored Beverages · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away? Knock?
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  Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties to me, I'm five. Hello. Hi is this Michael? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Michael, this is Brad I'm the owner of the
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  Speaker 1: place you're renting off of bee dot Com. Oh hey man,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Not much? How are you? I'm great? Looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to coming down. Yeah, sweet, I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: call and let you know I received the fifteen hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars security deposits, So thank you for that. Appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah great. It's always nice when people pay those things
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  Speaker 1: on time, you know, for sure? Man. Um, while I've
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  Speaker 1: got you on the phone, though, I did want to
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  Speaker 1: go over a couple of rules of the house before
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  Speaker 1: your group shows up this weekend, if that's okay? Um, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that you know there
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  Speaker 1: is no smoking in the house, okay. There will also
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  Speaker 1: be no alcohol permitted. No alcohol, right, No alcohol. Also,
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  Speaker 1: no colored beverages of any kind, what meaning noble soda
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  Speaker 1: or juice, nothing with a color in it. Hey, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have spright a water, you know, any of that
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  Speaker 1: kind of those type of things, But anything with color,
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  Speaker 1: you can't drink that on the property. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: it to be get on the carpets. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you understand, I don't really understand, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if we want to have a drink or whatever, the
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  Speaker 1: adults people. I think that kind of a rule should
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  Speaker 1: have been acknowledged before we sent it our deposit, right right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, I've been doing this for a while.
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  Speaker 1: I do have cameras throughout the house. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: tell you that, so if I see anybody drinking a
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  Speaker 1: colored beverage, you're gonna lose your deposit. You have cameras
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  Speaker 1: in the house all over, even in the bathrooms. There's
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  Speaker 1: really no hiding from me. Well that's not okay. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I get people running my house all the time, and
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  Speaker 1: they're perfectly fine with my rules. If you can't handle it,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. I can cancel your reservation. But you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: lose your security deposit. That is completely unfair. You can't
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  Speaker 1: just take fifteen hundred dollars because I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be in a house. If cameras all over me, hey,
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  Speaker 1: not any privacy, I'm pretty sure that's against the law.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm willing to make this work. How about I
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  Speaker 1: bend on the beverage thing. I let you drink some
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  Speaker 1: colored beverages. They just have to thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: But the cameras and the non alcohol drinking are real
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  Speaker 1: deal breakers, man, especially cameras. You can drink any sort
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  Speaker 1: of colored beverage as long as it's approved by me first.
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  Speaker 1: So let's say you want to get like a V
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  Speaker 1: eight splash text message me. Let me know you with
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  Speaker 1: me right now. No cameras in the house. If I
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  Speaker 1: see a camera in the house, I'm ripping it down.
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  Speaker 1: And if you take my security deposit, I'm gonna sue you.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the cameras or the beverage thing that's getting
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  Speaker 1: you so upset? It's your whole demeanor. Really is getting
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  Speaker 1: me a set explaining things to me after taking my
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  Speaker 1: money that would have had a huge part of whether
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  Speaker 1: or not we decided to rent this house. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: coming up real fast. Get those cameras out of the house. Wow, right, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: or send us our money back, all right. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: nice guy. Despite what you think. I don't care. If
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  Speaker 1: you're a nice back, I don't care. I'll send you back.
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  Speaker 1: To care about it is ranking your stupid house for
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  Speaker 1: three days to have a good time with my buddies
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  Speaker 1: before my friend gets married. Okay, give me my deposits back.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna kick our money somewhere else. I'll send you
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  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars back. How about that. No, send me
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  Speaker 1: the entirety of my deposit back. I'll send you three
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars back. Man, give me my money, dude. Wow, Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: then i'll send you a hundred back. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like that, you send me a hundred back, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a letter back from my lawyer. All right,
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  Speaker 1: now you're up to two. I like your bargaining two back.
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  Speaker 1: You're idiot because I know where you live. I know
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  Speaker 1: where you can live. Jack ass. Keep my fifteen hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars threatening to come to my house, take yours on fire.
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  Speaker 1: Threatening to come to my house four hundred dollars. I'll
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  Speaker 1: send you four hundred dollars back. Quit playing games with me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, now we're back down to three hundred. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come and unleash some fury on you. Dude. You
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  Speaker 1: want to go hire or you want to go lower,
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  Speaker 1: high or lower? Which one you want? I'm coming to
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  Speaker 1: your house, Michael. No, I'm with you. No, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that this is actually jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel. In the morning. I'm moving ninety two point
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  Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. What It's a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Your friend John set you up. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you before your little trip this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you didn't even ave Yeah, it's all
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Oh this is not cool. Man. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't even let me get to the best part.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna tell you couldn't even eat on the premises.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, well you got me? I mean, are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be all right? Wow about it? Man, I'm mad,
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  Speaker 1: and now it's gonna be all right. You know. Not cool, man, God,
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  Speaker 1: not cool. Yeah. I know you're upset, but you know what,
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  Speaker 1: why do you relax? Kick your feet up and drink
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  Speaker 1: a nice colored beverage. All right, just relax, just don't
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  Speaker 1: drink it in my house, all right? The weak up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with Jul Funk taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties ninety two point five, when the days are cold.
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  Speaker 1: In the cards, all folding the sames, we see our
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  Speaker 1: Maide of Go, when your dreams, all feelings were the
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  Speaker 1: worst of and the bloods run Ston