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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Does Pilot Training · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Almost time for
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  Speaker 1: your prank call. And today we have the return of
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  Speaker 1: Jose's character, Tic Tac. All right. The recently reformed hooligan
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  Speaker 1: who's maybe been in and out of certain detention facilities.
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  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: But not today.
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  Speaker 1: Today he's been hired by a flight school. And he's
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  Speaker 1: calling one of the students to give him some tips
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  Speaker 1: on how he can become a better pilot.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Man, this concept goes together like peanut butter and prawns.
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  Speaker 1: See how it goes in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 4: Hello? Hey, fool.
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  Speaker 3: Is this the future Captain Charlie * * * *
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  Speaker 3: I'm speaking to?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: I'm kidding, man. I'm messing with you. Is this Daniel?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is him, but who am I talking to?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, my name is Hector, but, like, my friends call
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  Speaker 4: me Tic Tac.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling you from the East F * * *
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  Speaker 3: ing Flight School.
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  Speaker 2: Is this about, like, my lessons or something?
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  Speaker 3: Si, your instructor, Rudy, he told me to call you,
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  Speaker 3: give you a few tips on your in-flight announcements.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, we haven't really gone over that. I didn't
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  Speaker 5: know they did this over the phone. Do you guys, like,
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  Speaker 5: call people like.
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  Speaker 2: This a lot?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, man, it's more of a mentality, you know? Like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure, like, you probably practice in the mirror all
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  Speaker 3: the time.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Not really. I didn't know I was supposed to.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, hey, that's what I'm here for. So let's practice, man. Like,
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  Speaker 3: let's say, like, the door flies open at 30,000 feet. Like,
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  Speaker 3: what are you going to say?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: No, fool, you don't say what. You say, help! Help!
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  Speaker 4: We're all going to die on this plane or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 5: See?
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  Speaker 4: You're so tight, man. I'm kidding. Like, loosen up over there, fool.
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  Speaker 2: Daniel. Sorry, I just got caught off guard. Okay, for real.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get real. Let's work on your greeting announcement.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what would you say to the passengers as soon
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  Speaker 3: as they come on the plane?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, hello, this is your captain speaking. We're about to
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  Speaker 2: fly from... Nah, man.
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  Speaker 3: So that's boring, man. You gotta be like, what's up, buttercup?
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  Speaker 3: You know, like, welcome to the flight. My name is
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  Speaker 3: your pilot. You see how I got your attention immediately
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  Speaker 3: because I said the word buttercup and people like food.
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  Speaker 3: So like you should say maybe, hello cupcakes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never heard any pilot say that ever.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. You're not getting it. Like maybe we move on
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  Speaker 4: to the next one. It's easier.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Something more specific like landmarks.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of landmarks?
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  Speaker 4: Let's say we're flying over Mount Rushmore. What would you
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  Speaker 4: tell the people? Come on, man. Just try something. Like,
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  Speaker 4: make it exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, folks, on our left, you'll see our national landmark,
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  Speaker 2: Mount Rushmore, with all of our most famous presidents carved
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  Speaker 2: into the mountain.
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  Speaker 4: You hear that? That's somebody booing from the back of
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  Speaker 4: the plane, fool.
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  Speaker 3: They're in the bathroom and they still didn't like that shit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what do you want me to say? It's
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  Speaker 2: just a mountain. How am I supposed to make things
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  Speaker 2: interesting and why?
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  Speaker 4: I said have fun, fool. You can even make stuff up.
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  Speaker 3: Like, hey, man, there's dopey and sneezy and itchy and
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  Speaker 3: scratchy on that mountain.
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  Speaker 4: They're our founding fathers.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I know you're trying to help, but that's just
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  Speaker 2: not who I am. I'm trying to look professional.
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  Speaker 4: Clearly, you're not good at that, okay? So let's move
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  Speaker 4: on to something else.
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  Speaker 3: Like, let's say the in-flight meal service is about to start.
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  Speaker 4: What do you say?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You're overthinking it, man, okay? Just say it like this. Like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: any of you f.
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  Speaker 2: * * * ers want.
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  Speaker 4: Like, some food or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: Get your credit cards ready right now because my flight
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  Speaker 3: attendant is coming through and she don't.
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  Speaker 4: Want no f * * * ing s * * *.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Now, let me hear you say that.
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  Speaker 5: Does anybody want any freaking food? Uh, flight attendants are
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  Speaker 5: going to get mad if you don't have your credit cards.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, see, fool? Doesn't that feel good? Like, that's what
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about. You're the f * * * ing
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  Speaker 4: boss up there, all right? You're flying the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Look, honestly, I just don't know if I'm comfortable saying
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  Speaker 2: any of this stuff.
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  Speaker 4: You just got to be confident. Got to use the bathroom?
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  Speaker 4: That's your bathroom. Hey, move it, grandma. You and the walker,
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  Speaker 4: all right? I got to take a s * * *.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, hypothetically.
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  Speaker 3: Not only is it going to be a grandma, but
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  Speaker 3: whoever it is, you've got to pull them out.
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  Speaker 2: Look, who is this? Hell, this is clearly not someone
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  Speaker 2: from my flight school. What is this about?
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  Speaker 4: You're right. I'm sorry, man. My name is Jose, and
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  Speaker 4: you're on the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey, in the
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  Speaker 4: morning right now. We're phone tapping you.
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  Speaker 2: What? Oh, my God. Wait.
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  Speaker 4: This is a joke. Yeah, this is the prank. Your
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  Speaker 4: flight instructor, Rudy, set you up for all of this, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Rudy?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: He said you're actually doing really good in flight school,
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  Speaker 3: and you are going to be a great pilot, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I'm going to have a word with him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, let's practice. What are you going to tell him?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Rudy, you set me up for that grand call
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  Speaker 2: on the radio? You cupcake. What do you think you're
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  Speaker 2: trying to do with that? I was stressed out of
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  Speaker 2: my mind.
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  Speaker 4: Now that is an in-flight announcement.
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  Speaker 2: I guess so.
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  Speaker 4: Chuck and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.