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Phone Tap: DJ Grilled Cheese · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners asked us to prank his old
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  Speaker 1: friend from college. His buddy's different now. It's got an
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  Speaker 1: important job at a big company doing a lot of
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  Speaker 1: high level financial stuff. And the one thing he'd be
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  Speaker 1: completely mortified about is if some of his coworkers knew
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  Speaker 1: details about his past, specifically a certain job that he
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  Speaker 1: used to have that he doesn't want anybody to know
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  Speaker 1: about it. Well, sbout to come to light in your phone?
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: Hello is Stephen.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Stevie, how's it going? M wouldn't you like to know? Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you. This is Sherry from accounting. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't Jerry?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? And no welcome. I saw that you're starting this week, right,
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  Speaker 2: that's right? Keep it up on me, aren't you.
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  Speaker 1: I just read the email.
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  Speaker 2: You know about me, and I know a lot about you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Do you need something from me? I don't know. Do
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  Speaker 2: I need something from you? Why are you acting so weird?
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't even know you. This is my
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  Speaker 2: first interaction with and you like it, don't you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I should really get back to work, so before you go,
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  Speaker 2: stev it's Stephen, you should know a little. Bertie told
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  Speaker 2: me something about your past, and I cannot get it
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  Speaker 2: out of my head. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You don't, are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. I heard
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  Speaker 2: that you did a little job a while back strip
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  Speaker 2: club DJ what that? Yeah? I know I know about you,
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  Speaker 2: DJ poll Position, Oh my god, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't worry. I am not going to tell a
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  Speaker 2: soul as long as the share bear gets a little taste.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what you're after here, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't want anyone. You can't tell anyone about that.
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  Speaker 2: I won't as long as you give me that big
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  Speaker 2: booming DJ voice just a little SAMD. No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do that anymore. I don't even know how
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  Speaker 1: you know about all that.
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  Speaker 2: You had a lot of questions, don't you. Okay? The
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  Speaker 2: doonet put you up to this? Did a friend put
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  Speaker 2: you up to this? Probably? Right now? We're coworkers now, yeah, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 2: and the entire staff is about to know unless you
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  Speaker 2: are doing Stevie, what do you want? I'm so glad
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  Speaker 2: you asked. All I want is I want DJ Pole
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  Speaker 2: Position to talk dirty to me? Are you crazy? I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to do that.
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  Speaker 2: No, how about you described to me how to make
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  Speaker 2: the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. Oh my god, in that
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  Speaker 2: strip or DJ voice. Okay, I'm I'm at work.
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  Speaker 1: I want to do this.
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  Speaker 2: You do that for shaer bear, and I promise to
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  Speaker 2: forget everything I know about you and your past.
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  Speaker 1: You black my eye? Don't I don't. I don't like this.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, pole position, let's hear it. Sizzle.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, you swear to God, I.
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  Speaker 2: Swear on everything God. I'm waiting.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, shut my door.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to hear how melted that cheese? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just tell me about buttering that bread? Okay, Oh, give
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  Speaker 2: it to me.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up to the stage next. She's sexy, She's.
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  Speaker 2: She's morem buttering, is she? She's a melty grilled cheese.
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  Speaker 2: You like the crust kettle? Are you laughing? She take
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  Speaker 2: Oh the cruss off? Is that right? Are you? Are
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  Speaker 2: you laughing? I can't go on. This is Bragg from
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  Speaker 2: the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your
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  Speaker 2: friend George set you up for a break phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh my God, that was
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  Speaker 1: so good.
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  Speaker 2: I was so good. Oh my god. He told us
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  Speaker 2: that you didn't want his your coworkers to find out
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  Speaker 2: that you used to be a story club teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm so sorry, Steven. Oh my god. No. Oh
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  Speaker 2: but you slapped that bread hard, didn't you, Stephen. I
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  Speaker 2: just didn't want you to tell anyone. I think with
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  Speaker 2: that kind of talk, you could start a cooking show
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