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Phone Tap: Fix the Apartment Challenge · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Can we
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  Speaker 1: all agree everybody's rent is too damn high? Yeah? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: And while people like Brooke just laugh at the poor
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  Speaker 1: and collect their paychecks, shoot, they would try anything to
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  Speaker 1: get it lowered. But let's say you had a chance
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  Speaker 1: to get one month free rent money. Most of us
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  Speaker 1: would jump at that opportunity, asking how do I do it? Totally?
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  Speaker 1: So that's what I do. In today's call. I offer
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  Speaker 1: one lady thirty days rent free with just one tiny
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  Speaker 1: little catch. I was just gonna say, you'll find out
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  Speaker 1: what it is in your phone tap right now. It's
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  Speaker 1: another taps on the twenties. I'm moving. Hello. So then
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  Speaker 1: I told her when I turned my head the other way,
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  Speaker 1: I can actually smell the ocean. Hello. Hello, Oh oh sorry, Um,
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  Speaker 1: this is Jeremy. I'm the assistant property manager for Coole Apartments.
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  Speaker 1: Is this Maddie who lives in thirteen oh one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Maddie, nice to meet you him.
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  Speaker 1: What were you just talking about. I don't think I understood.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just saying a joke to you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not important. The reason I'm calling is because the
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  Speaker 1: manager wanted me to reach out to all the tenants
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  Speaker 1: here because they're doing a contest where we're going to
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  Speaker 1: give away a free month off of rent. Oh yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: whole month of rent for free. Pretty cool. Huh, that
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  Speaker 1: would be pretty awesome. And so we're signing it up
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  Speaker 1: like a big contest. Okay, so what's the contest. Well,
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  Speaker 1: each tenant has to submit their sexiest photo to my
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  Speaker 1: cell phone number. I'm just kidding. That's a joke, you know,
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  Speaker 1: unless you want to do that. Yeah, no, okay, got you. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The real contest, it's a scavenger hunt around the complex.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever can find the items and accomplish the tasks first wins.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I mean, I rent pretty expensive, so I
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  Speaker 1: hear you. So can I just tell you about the
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  Speaker 1: first two challenges? Okay, Somewhere in the maintenance room, you'll
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  Speaker 1: have to go down there and find a wrench or
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  Speaker 1: maybe a set of wrenches okay, okay, and then you'll
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  Speaker 1: have to bring those wrenches up to apartment twelve eighty
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  Speaker 1: four where missus Wasserly lives. Then you'll go into her
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  Speaker 1: bathroom and fix her clog sink. You just want me
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  Speaker 1: to fix her plumbing. That's right, and I hear it's
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  Speaker 1: pretty bad, so good luck with it. I guess I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand how this is like a contact. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of sounds like a job for maintenance. Well yeah, normally
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  Speaker 1: it would be. But that's just how we're setting up
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  Speaker 1: this challenge. What let me just tell you about the
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  Speaker 1: second part. There's an air conditioning unit up on the
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  Speaker 1: roof and I cannot figure out how to get the
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  Speaker 1: auxiliary fan going. So what so you are going to
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  Speaker 1: want to go up there. You might want to bring
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  Speaker 1: your phone with you, maybe google it, or if you
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  Speaker 1: have to call the manufacturer and just have them walk
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  Speaker 1: you through it. Okay, So again to do that challenge
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  Speaker 1: too complete? It seems like work, like you're wanting me
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  Speaker 1: to work for you. I mean, it's a contest, so
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  Speaker 1: these are this is not a contest. This is you
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  Speaker 1: trying to get Are you saying you're not interested in
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  Speaker 1: the free month of rent. Not if you're expecting me
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  Speaker 1: to fix the damn air conditioning on the building. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not just you. There's other people involved in this too,
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  Speaker 1: like the lady two doors down from you. She's already
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  Speaker 1: unclogged two toilets and fixed the ceiling fan. She's like
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  Speaker 1: sixty years old, and you've got her doing maintenance work
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  Speaker 1: and she's winning the contest so far, so you have
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  Speaker 1: to catch up. I've got a pretty good feeling that
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  Speaker 1: nobody's going to be winning this contest and we're all
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  Speaker 1: just going to be doing the work around this whole
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  Speaker 1: apartment complex that you've got us in. Okay, I can
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  Speaker 1: already tell that you're sounding kind of hesitant about this.
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  Speaker 1: Heaventon is not the word. I'm actually pretty pissed right
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  Speaker 1: now that all right, Well you're even asking me to
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  Speaker 1: do this. Look, here's what I'm willing to do for you.
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  Speaker 1: I want to help you win this contest. What if
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  Speaker 1: you name a number, anything between one and nineteen, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll take it off your punch list. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you keep saying contest like this is a real thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I'll choose for you number fifteen. There see, now,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to regre out mister Terwilliger's shower. Oh yeah, thanks,
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  Speaker 1: that's so gracious of feeling. Yeah, you're welcome, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I ask how are you with hanging drywall?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever done that before? This is not my job?
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  Speaker 1: You have this job? Well, I don't really have this
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  Speaker 1: job because my real job is actually a radio host
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  Speaker 1: doing prank phone calls on people like you. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what kind of uh wait yeah, can you
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  Speaker 1: can you repeat that again? Yeah? I actually don't work
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  Speaker 1: at your apartment. My name's jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all a joke. You Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Your your friend Jada set you up. She said that
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  Speaker 1: you've been venting to her a lot about how crappy
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  Speaker 1: your apartment building is. I was like, seriously, how am
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to fix an air conditioning? Like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I'm that skilled. Oh, you're not that skilled. Well,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever hosted a radio show before? Because we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a contest, I can show you where the microphone is.
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  Speaker 1: I think I've done with the contest. Well, you just
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  Speaker 1: have to deal with a guy who laughs a lot
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  Speaker 1: and a middle aged lady who tells you what to
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  Speaker 1: do all the time. So I'd been working with my parents. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds absolutely horrifying. Oh it is, Oh God, every
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  Speaker 1: morning Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.