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Phone Tap: I Lost Sucky · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And we've all seen those flyers
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  Speaker 1: that get posted around your neighborhood if somebody has a
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  Speaker 1: missing pet. But what if someone on your block lost
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  Speaker 1: something else, but they treated it just like a missing pet,
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  Speaker 1: and they wanted your help. That's what's going to happen
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  Speaker 1: today When I reach out to an unsuspecting homeowner and
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  Speaker 1: I tell him I just lost my best friend, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: and he needs to help me find him. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear how he reacts in your phone tap right now
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this Andrew Set speaking?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? My name is Levi. I love about five
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  Speaker 1: houses away from you. One of your neighbors gave me
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  Speaker 1: your number. Oh what's up? Levi? So I know this
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  Speaker 1: is probably gonna sound kind of weird, but I was
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  Speaker 1: calling to find out if you saw my roomba you're
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  Speaker 1: what a my roomba. It's like a small round robotic
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  Speaker 1: vacuum a roomba. The other night, I left my back
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  Speaker 1: door open and the little guy must have just wheeled
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  Speaker 1: out and escaped. I love those things. Had like a
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  Speaker 1: documentation or something. Man shouldn't just like go back to
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  Speaker 1: its homer Well, normally they would, but I just got
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  Speaker 1: one of the new upgraded models that covers more area,
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  Speaker 1: and I think he thought that he wanted to go
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  Speaker 1: outside and clean out there too, And I just haven't
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  Speaker 1: found him since I don't got one. But maybe the
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  Speaker 1: upgraded models got like a WiFi app or something. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you could, I could tell you where it is. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good idea. I'm gonna look into that. But
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  Speaker 1: you're saying that you have not seen him. Yeah, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just really really worried about him. I call him Sucky.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he hasn't respond to that name. But it's just,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're tight like that. I know. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: I bet, I'm sorry foot. I definitely have not seen
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  Speaker 1: a robotic vacuum in the neighborhood. Okay, Well, I did
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  Speaker 1: put up some signs around the area with his picture
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  Speaker 1: on it. And his name and everything. Just let me
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  Speaker 1: know if if you ever come by him. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if I see your robot vacuum cruising around the neighborhood,
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  Speaker 1: I'll know who to call. Okay, thank you so much, angel,
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  Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. Hey man, have a good day. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you too, Hello, Andrew, it's Levi again. Yeah, man, I
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  Speaker 1: have not seen the vacuum. Oh that's what I was
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  Speaker 1: going to ask you. If you'd seen Sucky yet. Yeah. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I just got home, so, I mean I drove into
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  Speaker 1: my driveway. I didn't see a robot. I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 1: my dogs outside. Okay, Well, have you checked your backyard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking out the backyard right now, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: see yep, left the right, I don't see any robot.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird because I just talked with your neighbor Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: you know Kyle Yea. He told me he thinks he
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  Speaker 1: saw Sucky go underneath your backyard gate last night around
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  Speaker 1: eleven pm. Well, hey, man, like I let my dogs
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  Speaker 1: out in the morning before work, so they would have
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  Speaker 1: definitely like they go nuts if anything's in the yard. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if that was this morning, could you maybe go and
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  Speaker 1: check again? I mean, would you mind? Yeah, man, I can,
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  Speaker 1: but it's like I just got home. I just kind
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  Speaker 1: of relax, and I'm telling you it's not out there.
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  Speaker 1: I know this is a big ask. I understand that,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you, Sucky, he's more than just a
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  Speaker 1: vacuum to me. He's like my best friend. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we go out on hikes together. Sometimes, you spend the
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  Speaker 1: day together. I just I'm lost without him right now.
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  Speaker 1: So your best friend is a robot vacuum and you
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  Speaker 1: two go on hikes together. I mean, technology is insane, right,
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  Speaker 1: But I keep telling Sucky that he's an indoor robot.
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  Speaker 1: You have to remember that, Sucky, But he just loves
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  Speaker 1: going outside. Yeah. Man, you think a lot of technology
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't have lost of so easily going inside outside
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  Speaker 1: up a mountain. But you want me to go look, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go look. Oh, thank you so much. And just
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  Speaker 1: so you know, a big tell for Sucky if he's
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  Speaker 1: been there, just look for patches of grass that have
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  Speaker 1: less dirt on it, all right, Yeah, I'll look for
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  Speaker 1: the telltale signs of a rope vacuum in my backyard
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  Speaker 1: being or laid the grass. Dude, you're the best. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: you're the best. Oh sorry, I'm getting another call. Can
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  Speaker 1: I call you back in like just a minute? All
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  Speaker 1: right here, I'll do you one better. If I find him,
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  Speaker 1: I'll call you in. If sorry, I gotta run. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Andrew, it's a LEVI again. Did you find him?
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  Speaker 1: I told you if I did, I would call you. So,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're calling me for. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: looking for your I'm not looking for him again. He's
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  Speaker 1: not here. I just checked my find my room. But
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  Speaker 1: app and he says he's either right by your property
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  Speaker 1: or maybe even inside somewhere. Where Are you sure that
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  Speaker 1: that's wrong? But hey, man, you want to go like
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  Speaker 1: a peek over the fence? Knock sucks off. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you, but don't knock on
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  Speaker 1: my door, don't ring my doorbell. If I could be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you right now, it kind of sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you're hiding something. You're being a little bit standoffish with me,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to find my vacuum. If you
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  Speaker 1: took him by accident, like just pick up mine, dude?
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  Speaker 1: Are you out of your mind? I'm just saying like
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be mad. You're not gonna be mad, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You've called me three freaking time talking about can you
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  Speaker 1: check your house from my vacuum that ran away? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell is wrong with you? You don't have it,
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  Speaker 1: you promise me. Listen, Bro, I don't got your vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: He's in there, isn't he? Are you holding him hostage?
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  Speaker 1: You're out of your mind? Bro, At least put him
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. Let me talk to him so I
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  Speaker 1: know he's okay. Dude, I have no idea who who
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  Speaker 1: you are? Five houses down? Like? Do you want to
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  Speaker 1: come out in the street right now so we can
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  Speaker 1: straighten this house? Let me talk to sucky but wrong
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  Speaker 1: if you can hear me beat twice, This is daddy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hanging up, dude. No, don't hang up any to
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  Speaker 1: tell you this is actually Jeffrey from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. What the did you just say? This is
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  Speaker 1: all a joke? Man, Your next door neighbor Kyle set
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  Speaker 1: you up for a prank call because he said you
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  Speaker 1: guys are always complaining about the weird neighbors on your block.
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  Speaker 1: You want to mess with your kid? Man, yeah, sorry
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  Speaker 1: about all that. I know, suck, he's been a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a bad book. Yes, sucky. New names are
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  Speaker 1: robot suck a barely. I do about How about you
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  Speaker 1: tell Kyle Kyle can go suck you. How about that
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  Speaker 1: you want to suck you with Kyle? Okay, I guess yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do that. Wake up every morning with Funk taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenty, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: morning